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Kenji
@kenjimallon.bsky.social
Dog dad 🐕‍🦺🐕, husband 👬, practical liberal, cranky/horny.

As subtle as a plane crash.

🏡 'Ville & Midcoast Maine
🏳️‍🌈 & Occasionally NSFW, DMs open
✈️ ORD 11/20-11/24
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November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The woman and her daughter came out on the porch and the woman said "what can I do to help?" and her daughter was just (honestly, rightfully so) screaming while I struggled to maintain control of the dogs while flat on my back. I was like "can you just get the cat inside please?"
November 12, 2025 at 3:46 AM
Last winter we had maybe a half inch of snow on top of thick ice and the dogs saw a cat on an open porch and thank God I recovered enough to stop myself and their advance with my boots on the base of the porch.

Ripped my hand open something good.
November 12, 2025 at 3:28 AM
It also seemed to have decent transit, given it wasn't super close to Hartford.
November 12, 2025 at 1:18 AM
I mean, that requires someone "inspiring" from either side to contest him. Incumbency has huge weight.
November 12, 2025 at 12:11 AM
pulling a Sinema
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
probably not switching, just becoming unaffiliated
November 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I think it's being passionate about his craft
November 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I can't explain it, but Gio in Ugly Betty
November 11, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Yep, which means the city should be able to do something about it
November 11, 2025 at 11:07 PM
my dad was pulled out of retirement to return to Hannaford Supermarkets and I'm pretty sure he has PTSD from toilet paper mobs
November 11, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Pool floaty coozie for a gaming system
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Also yellow
November 11, 2025 at 8:28 PM