Silly Turkey Ryan 🍁🍂🍗
@crshort81.bsky.social
Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿
I have friends everywhere.
Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Unrestricted abortion. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.
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✈️ Smokeout ‘26
I have friends everywhere.
Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Unrestricted abortion. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.
👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social
✈️ Smokeout ‘26
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Naked Night at CCs is so much fun 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Naked Night at CCs is so much fun 🥰
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There — I fixed the analysis so it is actually accurate to what happened when 8 Senate Dems caved instead of keeping up the righteous fight to deliver lower health care costs for Americans.
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 AM
There — I fixed the analysis so it is actually accurate to what happened when 8 Senate Dems caved instead of keeping up the righteous fight to deliver lower health care costs for Americans.
Hooray!
Nordstrom Rack may be on the move in downtown Seattle, with new permitting documents filed with the city connecting the off-price chain to the old Forever 21 space at 6th and Pine.
November 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Hooray!
Red ink edit marks are the best.
There — I fixed the analysis so it is actually accurate to what happened when 8 Senate Dems caved instead of keeping up the righteous fight to deliver lower health care costs for Americans.
November 11, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Red ink edit marks are the best.
Seattle’s likely new Mayor Elect 💖
A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
November 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Seattle’s likely new Mayor Elect 💖
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Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
November 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Seattle's Mamdani is winning by an absurdly small margin over our incumbent mayor, who once pulled a gun on a pregnant woman in a parking lot.
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
Vote in your local elections!
www.thestranger.com/news/2025/11...
Okay hear me out—Between two Mayor Elects, a video interview between @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social where they discuss what it takes to topple local corporate politics in 2025
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Okay hear me out—Between two Mayor Elects, a video interview between @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social and @wilsonforseattle.bsky.social where they discuss what it takes to topple local corporate politics in 2025
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Katie Wilson is leading in the Seattle mayor's race!
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Katie Wilson is leading in the Seattle mayor's race!
SEATTLE!!!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
We’ve now taken the lead by 91 votes! 🤯 This thing is certainly not over! Over 1,000 ballots have been challenged, so if you haven’t tracked your ballot yet get on it! Our trusty volunteers have been working hard to "cure" ballots so they count! We're so close!
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
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Please check your ballots to make sure they were counted. It takes 5 minutes. And fixing issues is just as quick.
There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.
November 10, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Please check your ballots to make sure they were counted. It takes 5 minutes. And fixing issues is just as quick.
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There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.
November 10, 2025 at 9:02 PM
There's still a lot of curable ballots from Seattle (about 1,800). Most are unsigned or signature mismatches, and most skew younger.
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LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
November 10, 2025 at 3:20 PM
LOL I FORGOT SHE HAS TO PAY $360,000 FOR BEING A HOMOPHOBIC BITCH
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The sculptor of The Bean is an immigrant artist from India named Anish Kapoor and irony is not lost here.
Border Patrol agents posed at "The Bean" for an apparent photo op after a weekend of clashes in Little Village. blockclubchi.co/4oUHKae
November 10, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The sculptor of The Bean is an immigrant artist from India named Anish Kapoor and irony is not lost here.
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Do you want to see your name in the Qualifier and Race of your favorite track?! 🤯 It will have you known as the sole sponsor of the Grand Prix itself!! This is a special tier, which means it also brings other benefits with itself ⬇️
November 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Do you want to see your name in the Qualifier and Race of your favorite track?! 🤯 It will have you known as the sole sponsor of the Grand Prix itself!! This is a special tier, which means it also brings other benefits with itself ⬇️
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The one and only Plasma is back on the channel!
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
The one and only Plasma is back on the channel!
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well damn, Schumer's level of fuckup is such that, not only was my phone-call-loathing Husband again motivated to call his office, he just left a voicemail like
"Hello, I'm a constituent calling to say Chuck Schumer is a snake and a liar and must be replaced by someone with a spine. Thanks"
i-- 🫢🫣
"Hello, I'm a constituent calling to say Chuck Schumer is a snake and a liar and must be replaced by someone with a spine. Thanks"
i-- 🫢🫣
November 10, 2025 at 8:08 PM
well damn, Schumer's level of fuckup is such that, not only was my phone-call-loathing Husband again motivated to call his office, he just left a voicemail like
"Hello, I'm a constituent calling to say Chuck Schumer is a snake and a liar and must be replaced by someone with a spine. Thanks"
i-- 🫢🫣
"Hello, I'm a constituent calling to say Chuck Schumer is a snake and a liar and must be replaced by someone with a spine. Thanks"
i-- 🫢🫣
Proud WA-07 resident here 🥰
The American people, in my district and across the country, want us to hold the line to protect health care.
Premium notices have gone out, and open enrollment has started. We cannot cave for some future vote down the road. We need to stand up and hold the line NOW.
Premium notices have gone out, and open enrollment has started. We cannot cave for some future vote down the road. We need to stand up and hold the line NOW.
November 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Proud WA-07 resident here 🥰
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"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 PM
"When your enemy is making one catastrophic mistake after another, interrupt them and save them from any consequences they might face."
–Schumer-Tzu
–Schumer-Tzu
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It is very weird that this Kim Davis video is relevant again, ten years later www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxd4...
Kim Davis & Garfield: What You Need to Know
YouTube video by Matt Baume
www.youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
It is very weird that this Kim Davis video is relevant again, ten years later www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxd4...
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Good morning to everyone, but Kim Davis!
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Good morning to everyone, but Kim Davis!
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this lil poundcake, honestly 🥵🥵
See a butt, share a butt (or cock) or whatever they say (maybe a cock instead) 🐽🍆
November 7, 2025 at 3:57 PM
this lil poundcake, honestly 🥵🥵