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Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿

I have friends everywhere.

Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.

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✈️ Palm Springs January; Smokeout ‘26
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Rule #1 of lip synching: Do not remove your hat unless…

@tumbledheroes.bsky.social
FCF’s outtake becomes this week’s MCM ♻️

Recycle. Save the planet.

#gayfeet #princealbert #stonerbate #pierceddick #mcm #monochrommonday
November 24, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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November is Native American Heritage Month. In my district, we honor the Duwamish, Suquamish, Stillaguamish, & Muckleshoot People who have cared for this land for thousands of years.

We must recognize the violence that’s been inflicted on Indigenous people & strive for justice.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
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"An index that leaves out the seven high-flying tech firms — call it the S&P 493 — reveals a far weaker picture, as smaller and lower-tech companies report lackluster sales and declining investment"

Its becoming more difficult to pick the good growth opportunities amongst the smaller companies.
The ‘S&P 493’ reveals a very different U.S. economy
A few trillion-dollar companies are powering the market’s gains. Here’s what’s happening to most other businesses in the United States.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 24, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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Pumpkin cinnamon roll blondies
November 22, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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I've been waiting for this edit!
November 24, 2025 at 7:54 PM
This article is absolutely incredible.
I wrote about the fake account blowup on X this weekend. A genuine post-truth nightmare and proof that these companies have polluted their platforms so thoroughly and traded reality for profit that they've undermined the very idea of what the internet is supposed to be.
That MAGA Account Might Be a Troll From Pakistan
How X blew up its own platform with a new location feature
www.theatlantic.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:53 PM
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Sometimes I worry I'm trying too hard, and then other times I decide you know what, just let the Billy Ocean-inspired headline rip, even if 2 out of 3 colleagues didn't get the reference:
November 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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We’re off until February! But that doesn’t mean we can’t find a reason to talk about the Air Bud franchise and post it on our YouTube channel. Yet again. As long as this story keeps unfolding, it is our duty to keep reporting on it. youtu.be/dm5IwjiGT80
Air Bud Pt. III: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (Web Exclusive)
YouTube video by LastWeekTonight
youtu.be
November 24, 2025 at 4:51 PM
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This is Scotchy. He is here to collect the belly rub toll. Would like to remind you that failing to pay results in a fine of even more belly rubs. 12/10 (TT: scotchythedoxie)
November 24, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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If you're looking for something to kick off the holiday season, come to Sounds of the Sound 8 and enjoy genres from blues to Afro beats. Michael & Martellus Bennett will also take the stage with Jesse Hagopian for a conversation on race, justice, and creativity.

Get tickets at thsea.org.
November 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Did I mention @gayhambone.bsky.social & I got engaged before our trip? 👀💍💍💚
November 23, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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you fire right back at them and you FIRE RIGHT AWAY.
November 24, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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November 24, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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me on june 1st
November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Just mopping and showing off a titty jiggle
November 24, 2025 at 7:12 PM
fashion meets passion
November 24, 2025 at 7:06 PM
This series is so fucking good 😝🎉🏆
sometimes the hottest thing you can do is try to say “cum in me daddy” and fail
@daddykylex.com @xtylergreyx.bsky.social
November 24, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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It FEELS like a #mcm 😵‍💫
November 24, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Update: that account has nuked 🥳🎉🎈

Way to rally, Bloomfies! We helped @modernretrobear.bsky.social and others. ☺️☺️
Let’s help Pony and the rest of the victims. Please go find this guy and report his posts.
Oh! More people are showing me stuff he posted but deleted about me. I have no words
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Good morning, beautiful people in my phone.
November 24, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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It's always leg day round at Henry IV's. Such a cock tease too
November 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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I ♥️ short weeks that end in pie.
November 24, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Hey fellow men 👋 please sort yourselves out *before* you start a family with someone.
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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Come back to bed with dad

#mcm #monochromemonday #dilf
November 24, 2025 at 2:52 PM