Jon Aldric
@viennabeef.social
Your least favorite middle manager's least favorite middle manager.
six-time divorcee of @thomcb88.bsky.social
not associated with Vienna Beef
six-time divorcee of @thomcb88.bsky.social
not associated with Vienna Beef
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Jon Aldric
@viennabeef.social
· Jan 13
There is so much good happening in Minneapolis. That city is really looking after her people despite the horrors of ICE. Here are some orgs my MN friend shared with me if you're feeling powerless from afar and want to help:
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alright it’s time to get @viennabeef.social into the Winter Olympics
February 15, 2026 at 6:25 PM
alright it’s time to get @viennabeef.social into the Winter Olympics
2026 - all plays are 90 minutes no imtermish and all movies are a 3 hour hostage situation
February 15, 2026 at 1:34 AM
2026 - all plays are 90 minutes no imtermish and all movies are a 3 hour hostage situation
Does this turn anyone on? is this sexy to anyone? Just curious...
February 15, 2026 at 12:09 AM
Does this turn anyone on? is this sexy to anyone? Just curious...
Just watched a woman explain mirrors to her boyfriend at a J Crew dressing room
“If you stand here you can look at yourself. See that?”
“If you stand here you can look at yourself. See that?”
February 14, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Just watched a woman explain mirrors to her boyfriend at a J Crew dressing room
“If you stand here you can look at yourself. See that?”
“If you stand here you can look at yourself. See that?”
My mood all the time
February 14, 2026 at 8:54 PM
My mood all the time
Happy Valentine’s Day from me and the girls
February 14, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day from me and the girls
Ladies is it gay?
(By ladies I mean gay guys by it I mean me)
(By ladies I mean gay guys by it I mean me)
February 13, 2026 at 9:58 PM
Ladies is it gay?
(By ladies I mean gay guys by it I mean me)
(By ladies I mean gay guys by it I mean me)
America the gay bar was full of straight women with their boyfriends who don’t wipe to watch a supercut of Heated Rivalry.
We 👏 CANNOT 👏 lose 👏 our 👏👏 spaces 👏 to 👏 these 👏 people 👏
We 👏 CANNOT 👏 lose 👏 our 👏👏 spaces 👏 to 👏 these 👏 people 👏
gotta go to HR cause the woman who binged Heated Rivalry 6 times tried explain queer representation to me and now she’s crying.
February 13, 2026 at 3:12 AM
America the gay bar was full of straight women with their boyfriends who don’t wipe to watch a supercut of Heated Rivalry.
We 👏 CANNOT 👏 lose 👏 our 👏👏 spaces 👏 to 👏 these 👏 people 👏
We 👏 CANNOT 👏 lose 👏 our 👏👏 spaces 👏 to 👏 these 👏 people 👏
Tara is a sub faithful bottom and Kristen is a dom faithful top
Rob is being a dom traitor top and Eric is a total sub traitor bottom
February 13, 2026 at 2:19 AM
Tara is a sub faithful bottom and Kristen is a dom faithful top
Eric has such a crush
February 13, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Eric has such a crush
Rob is being a dom traitor top and Eric is a total sub traitor bottom
February 13, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Rob is being a dom traitor top and Eric is a total sub traitor bottom
Do you think Rob and Eric will kiss?
February 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Do you think Rob and Eric will kiss?
Do I have Houston bloomfs
February 12, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Do I have Houston bloomfs
Career advice:
Leave the zoom call the second they flash a slide with AI art on it.
You know that they have nothing thoughtful to tell you and you can use that time back to job hunt!
Leave the zoom call the second they flash a slide with AI art on it.
You know that they have nothing thoughtful to tell you and you can use that time back to job hunt!
February 12, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Career advice:
Leave the zoom call the second they flash a slide with AI art on it.
You know that they have nothing thoughtful to tell you and you can use that time back to job hunt!
Leave the zoom call the second they flash a slide with AI art on it.
You know that they have nothing thoughtful to tell you and you can use that time back to job hunt!
It’s national Objectify Shane day everyone!
Don’t forget to objectify your friends today!
February 12, 2026 at 7:06 PM
It’s national Objectify Shane day everyone!
How can we social engineer a war between ICE and those stupid little delivery bots so they just take each other out.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
How can we social engineer a war between ICE and those stupid little delivery bots so they just take each other out.
At this point i think you’re all making up Fire Island
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
At this point i think you’re all making up Fire Island
“How can we make 1 plus 1 equal 11” is a phrase that was said to me by an executive in a room without a gas leak.
February 12, 2026 at 2:10 PM
“How can we make 1 plus 1 equal 11” is a phrase that was said to me by an executive in a room without a gas leak.
gotta go to HR cause the woman who binged Heated Rivalry 6 times tried explain queer representation to me and now she’s crying.
February 12, 2026 at 2:00 PM
gotta go to HR cause the woman who binged Heated Rivalry 6 times tried explain queer representation to me and now she’s crying.
So sad to report everyone was so mean to Chad this morning he came himself to death.
not even 7am and many people are being mean to me
February 12, 2026 at 1:57 PM
So sad to report everyone was so mean to Chad this morning he came himself to death.
I love Robyn, but I’m not paying 150 bucks per ticket for nosebleed seats
February 11, 2026 at 6:44 PM
I love Robyn, but I’m not paying 150 bucks per ticket for nosebleed seats
I had a dream there was an AI app that allowed anyone to perfectly impersonate Justin Long and everyone was ruining his life and credit score.
And I kept waking up to my alarm and thinking “omg this Justin Long app won’t shut up”
And I kept waking up to my alarm and thinking “omg this Justin Long app won’t shut up”
February 11, 2026 at 1:35 PM
I had a dream there was an AI app that allowed anyone to perfectly impersonate Justin Long and everyone was ruining his life and credit score.
And I kept waking up to my alarm and thinking “omg this Justin Long app won’t shut up”
And I kept waking up to my alarm and thinking “omg this Justin Long app won’t shut up”