Jon Aldric
@viennabeef.social
Freaked out gay guy
🔞 🍑 | six-time divorcee of @thomcb88.bsky.social
not associated with Vienna Beef
🔞 🍑 | six-time divorcee of @thomcb88.bsky.social
not associated with Vienna Beef
Fuck. There’s a lot of shit I put off until this year.
January 1, 2026 at 9:07 AM
Fuck. There’s a lot of shit I put off until this year.
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happy new year don’t get hit by a horse
January 1, 2026 at 6:04 AM
happy new year don’t get hit by a horse
The ViennaBeef nation:
December 31, 2025 at 4:40 PM
The ViennaBeef nation:
New Year’s resolution:
Make more stuff (knitting, origami, woodworking!)
Break more stuff (the blood-stained tools of our oppressors)
Make more stuff (knitting, origami, woodworking!)
Break more stuff (the blood-stained tools of our oppressors)
December 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
New Year’s resolution:
Make more stuff (knitting, origami, woodworking!)
Break more stuff (the blood-stained tools of our oppressors)
Make more stuff (knitting, origami, woodworking!)
Break more stuff (the blood-stained tools of our oppressors)
Share a piece of lore about YOUR PARTNER.
December 31, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Share a piece of lore about YOUR PARTNER.
Over here lifting heavy things waiting for someone to lift me.
December 31, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Over here lifting heavy things waiting for someone to lift me.
I’m the first openly gay monster truck designer.
My first job after college was designing spec monster trucks for brand deals with Monster Jam.
In designing 20 trucks over the a year the only one that made it to the mud was a truck for the Swedish equivalent of Home Depot for an international tour
My first job after college was designing spec monster trucks for brand deals with Monster Jam.
In designing 20 trucks over the a year the only one that made it to the mud was a truck for the Swedish equivalent of Home Depot for an international tour
December 31, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I’m the first openly gay monster truck designer.
My first job after college was designing spec monster trucks for brand deals with Monster Jam.
In designing 20 trucks over the a year the only one that made it to the mud was a truck for the Swedish equivalent of Home Depot for an international tour
My first job after college was designing spec monster trucks for brand deals with Monster Jam.
In designing 20 trucks over the a year the only one that made it to the mud was a truck for the Swedish equivalent of Home Depot for an international tour
“I know it’s annoying that I’m asking you for money but —“
Omg lose my number ActBlue.
Omg lose my number ActBlue.
December 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
“I know it’s annoying that I’m asking you for money but —“
Omg lose my number ActBlue.
Omg lose my number ActBlue.
Dry January but it’s just me being pithy (blacked out)
December 31, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Dry January but it’s just me being pithy (blacked out)
Is there currently a shallot shortage? I’m on my third attempt
December 30, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Is there currently a shallot shortage? I’m on my third attempt
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It was a long year but at least I never bought a Labubu
December 30, 2025 at 1:36 PM
It was a long year but at least I never bought a Labubu
On January 5th when I finally reopen my laptop I’m just blindly deleting my inbox.
That shit was from last year. If it’s still important they’ll write again.
That shit was from last year. If it’s still important they’ll write again.
December 30, 2025 at 3:27 PM
On January 5th when I finally reopen my laptop I’m just blindly deleting my inbox.
That shit was from last year. If it’s still important they’ll write again.
That shit was from last year. If it’s still important they’ll write again.
Here’s the deal: I handle all the dog walks in the winter.
BUT…
I get to touch you with my chillybilly fingers when I come back inside
BUT…
I get to touch you with my chillybilly fingers when I come back inside
December 30, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Here’s the deal: I handle all the dog walks in the winter.
BUT…
I get to touch you with my chillybilly fingers when I come back inside
BUT…
I get to touch you with my chillybilly fingers when I come back inside
Everybody relax, I’m queer
Everybody relax, I'm here
December 30, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Everybody relax, I’m queer
Gonna treat myself to some Wonder Woman comics for following through with leggies
Should I skip leg day Y/N
December 29, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Gonna treat myself to some Wonder Woman comics for following through with leggies
Should I skip leg day Y/N
December 29, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Should I skip leg day Y/N
Checking in as safe from work.
December 29, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Checking in as safe from work.
I never saw Wicked 2 and at this point I don’t think I ever will.
December 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I never saw Wicked 2 and at this point I don’t think I ever will.
I should be able to sue instagram for the sheer amount of hair transplant ads I get.
My hair is fine. It’s not perfect but it’s fine. Like truly fuck off but soggy butthole of an app.
My hair is fine. It’s not perfect but it’s fine. Like truly fuck off but soggy butthole of an app.
December 28, 2025 at 6:39 PM
I should be able to sue instagram for the sheer amount of hair transplant ads I get.
My hair is fine. It’s not perfect but it’s fine. Like truly fuck off but soggy butthole of an app.
My hair is fine. It’s not perfect but it’s fine. Like truly fuck off but soggy butthole of an app.
Reposted by Jon Aldric
10 things I learned about direct marketing from my dog biting my face
December 28, 2025 at 2:54 PM
10 things I learned about direct marketing from my dog biting my face
Reposted by Jon Aldric
Hanging out with 25 year olds is absolutely insane
December 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
Hanging out with 25 year olds is absolutely insane
Oh we doing biceps still?
December 28, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Oh we doing biceps still?
Okay a bunch of people are doing forest green pfp now and it’s sort of a betrayal ngl
December 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Okay a bunch of people are doing forest green pfp now and it’s sort of a betrayal ngl