Jon Aldric
@viennabeef.social
I’m your favorite middle manager’s favorite middle manager.
🔞 🍑 | 👬 @thomcb88.bsky.social
not associated with the actual Vienna Beef brand
🔞 🍑 | 👬 @thomcb88.bsky.social
not associated with the actual Vienna Beef brand
Always “that slutty little waist”
Never “that phd waist that speaks 3 languages and volunteers at the bird sanctuary on weekends”
Never “that phd waist that speaks 3 languages and volunteers at the bird sanctuary on weekends”
November 16, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Always “that slutty little waist”
Never “that phd waist that speaks 3 languages and volunteers at the bird sanctuary on weekends”
Never “that phd waist that speaks 3 languages and volunteers at the bird sanctuary on weekends”
The lighting! It’s like God is a pervert peering into my bathroom while I take self-indulgent thirsts.
November 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
The lighting! It’s like God is a pervert peering into my bathroom while I take self-indulgent thirsts.
I would like to congratulate Marjory for her enlightenment and much needed tone shift as a representative of her district, state, and nation.
However, that being said, she can still blow it out her ass until the end of time.
However, that being said, she can still blow it out her ass until the end of time.
November 16, 2025 at 3:36 PM
I would like to congratulate Marjory for her enlightenment and much needed tone shift as a representative of her district, state, and nation.
However, that being said, she can still blow it out her ass until the end of time.
However, that being said, she can still blow it out her ass until the end of time.
Tonight turned out alright
November 16, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Tonight turned out alright
“Oh no! A pan bi she/her mom found my skeet”
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 AM
“Oh no! A pan bi she/her mom found my skeet”
Everyone stop panicking I just changed my @ to @viennabeef.social
wait did oomf deactivate 😭
November 16, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Everyone stop panicking I just changed my @ to @viennabeef.social
Vienna Beef Social is excited to announce geotagging your posts.
Whenever you post you can choose to include how many sausage-links away the nearest hotdog vendor is.
Whenever you post you can choose to include how many sausage-links away the nearest hotdog vendor is.
November 15, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Vienna Beef Social is excited to announce geotagging your posts.
Whenever you post you can choose to include how many sausage-links away the nearest hotdog vendor is.
Whenever you post you can choose to include how many sausage-links away the nearest hotdog vendor is.
Good morning faggot say it back
November 15, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Good morning faggot say it back
Every time I see MTG I think “oh bad built body” and then I’m like they released a teenage mutant ninja turtle deck???
Every time I see MTG I think “oh magic the gathering” and then I’m like they went woke???
November 15, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Every time I see MTG I think “oh bad built body” and then I’m like they released a teenage mutant ninja turtle deck???
I’m trying to figure out how we get them to throat goat to the polls
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I’m trying to figure out how we get them to throat goat to the polls
A partner at my firm keeps sending be Bluesky screenshots of memes and I have to keep pretending like I haven’t seen them, I don’t know what Bluesky is, and that I haven’t posted so much ass here.
November 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
A partner at my firm keeps sending be Bluesky screenshots of memes and I have to keep pretending like I haven’t seen them, I don’t know what Bluesky is, and that I haven’t posted so much ass here.
I’m sitting alone on a patio and a couple asked if we could share my table because there are no open tables and I said I didn’t mind but you guys…
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I’m sitting alone on a patio and a couple asked if we could share my table because there are no open tables and I said I didn’t mind but you guys…
She sucked his dick and became a scandal. He sucked his dick and became president.
Still think the patriarchy isn’t real?
Still think the patriarchy isn’t real?
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
She sucked his dick and became a scandal. He sucked his dick and became president.
Still think the patriarchy isn’t real?
Still think the patriarchy isn’t real?
Wait should we make Vienna Beef Social a real thing?
November 15, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Wait should we make Vienna Beef Social a real thing?
Thinking about the couple at the Atmosphere bar eating a cheese platter at 10:45 PM on a Saturday
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Thinking about the couple at the Atmosphere bar eating a cheese platter at 10:45 PM on a Saturday
Does anyone want to sit at a bar with me and read and not exchange a single word while sitting in the comfort that we are having a shared experience?
November 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Does anyone want to sit at a bar with me and read and not exchange a single word while sitting in the comfort that we are having a shared experience?
*slams laptop shut til monday*
**reopens a couple times just to make sure anyone needed anything
**reopens a couple times just to make sure anyone needed anything
November 14, 2025 at 11:09 PM
*slams laptop shut til monday*
**reopens a couple times just to make sure anyone needed anything
**reopens a couple times just to make sure anyone needed anything
Reposted by Jon Aldric
(tw: earnest) my mom died when I was very young and if I was raised believing that she was still alive inside a smartphone it is safe to say that, at best, I would be on a full time grippy sock vacation at this point. whoever is behind this needs a grief counselor and a permanent internet ban
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
(tw: earnest) my mom died when I was very young and if I was raised believing that she was still alive inside a smartphone it is safe to say that, at best, I would be on a full time grippy sock vacation at this point. whoever is behind this needs a grief counselor and a permanent internet ban
Stop putting your butts and nuts on Pokémon and just dm me a dickpic like a normal person.
November 14, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Stop putting your butts and nuts on Pokémon and just dm me a dickpic like a normal person.
Reposted by Jon Aldric
My friend @jakestepansky.bsky.social is building out the @qtlibrary.org, a Boston-based LGBTQIA+ lending library, and needs your help to resource their space and fund their mission 🏳️🌈📚🏳️⚧️
If you’re able, support them here:
If you’re able, support them here:
secure.givelively.org
November 14, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My friend @jakestepansky.bsky.social is building out the @qtlibrary.org, a Boston-based LGBTQIA+ lending library, and needs your help to resource their space and fund their mission 🏳️🌈📚🏳️⚧️
If you’re able, support them here:
If you’re able, support them here:
I’m on a 10 pm work call from hell that is now 20 minutes over. Someone end me now.
November 14, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I’m on a 10 pm work call from hell that is now 20 minutes over. Someone end me now.
Everything makes me think of him
November 13, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Everything makes me think of him
I’m no longer on Hevy. If you need to reach me DM me on Yelp, Zillow, or Vienna Beef Social
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I’m no longer on Hevy. If you need to reach me DM me on Yelp, Zillow, or Vienna Beef Social
Reposted by Jon Aldric
If you haven’t been intentionally withholding your patronage from St*rbucks already, tomorrow is a fantastic day to start.
November 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
If you haven’t been intentionally withholding your patronage from St*rbucks already, tomorrow is a fantastic day to start.