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Silly Turkey Ryan 🍁🍂🍗
@crshort81.bsky.social
Seattle’s silliest little goose.🪿

I have friends everywhere.

Abolish ICE. Queer supremacy. NSFW. Stoner. Nude. ACAB. Science. History. PBS. Cigars. Unrestricted abortion. Allergic to cats. Choose joy.

👬 tumbledheroes.bsky.social
✈️ Smokeout ‘26
wood morning, babes

#princealbert
November 15, 2025 at 4:16 PM
November 14, 2025 at 1:55 PM
it’s friday somewhere, and at exactly stoned-thirty o’clock

#fcf #fatcockfriday #princealbert #pierceddick #batorpig #freefoot #stachedaddy #pitpig
November 14, 2025 at 4:44 AM
this always fixes me. 😍📚
@powells.bsky.social

#booksky #queerreaders
November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Bloomfie visited me at work for lunch 🥹💖

@chadminnick.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 12:16 AM
happy to oblige 😉

#princealbert
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 PM
she had no patience for their bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
does semi count as bulge? idk
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It looks like we’ve got ourselves a mystery!
November 11, 2025 at 9:03 PM
well that was a fun weekend. ☺️
November 10, 2025 at 4:04 AM
oh gosh activate the prayer circle, stat
November 8, 2025 at 11:31 PM
love it. related:
November 8, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Oldest selfie on your phone.

(2015)
November 8, 2025 at 3:50 PM
so soft. so saturday.

#princealbert #softiesaturday
November 8, 2025 at 1:15 PM
rainy nights, stoney baloney, cinnamon rolls for dinner, new video game, and union suit season.

this is the life.

#princealbert #fcf #pierceddick #gayunionsuit #fatcockfriday #stonerbate #stachedaddy
November 7, 2025 at 2:25 AM
let’s fucking goooooo
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
today was so awesome and my bus is so very late and it’s raining like nuts but who cares today was great.

and if you really love me, you’ll go full hog for this week’s FCF 🐽😉
November 7, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Spotted this duo in Madison Park 🍄
November 6, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Wouldn’t miss it! Been drivers license free for nearly 11 years now. 🥰🥰

Thank you for your advocacy!
November 6, 2025 at 5:31 PM
This is so much fun
November 6, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Been looking forward for weeks to hear @nerd4cities.bsky.social and @thewaroncars.bsky.social speak at @townhallseattle.bsky.social.

❌🚙🙅‍♂️🚗🚙🙅‍♀️🚗🙅🚙❌

Nearly 11 years without a drivers license—one of the best decisions I ever made 🥳

#transitnerd #transitshouldbefree
November 6, 2025 at 3:28 AM
November 5, 2025 at 4:35 AM
first fitness, now cheeseburger
November 5, 2025 at 1:46 AM
inside you are three homosexuals.
November 3, 2025 at 10:35 PM