Pony Keg
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Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Eastern US Teabagged By Arctic Blast
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
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local bear remembers skincare routine two days in a row
November 10, 2025 at 7:26 PM
local bear remembers skincare routine two days in a row
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Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
November 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Breaking: Brandt's Boys have publicly condemned the Senate Democrats who voted to reopen the government
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A moderate Democrat position in 2026 should be that Schumer must be jettisoned into the Bering Strait on a chunk of ice
US HOUSE SPEAKER JOHNSON SAID HE WON'T COMMIT TO A VOTE ON ACA SUBSIDIES, I'M TOLD – SEMOFAR REPORTER ON X
November 10, 2025 at 5:30 PM
A moderate Democrat position in 2026 should be that Schumer must be jettisoned into the Bering Strait on a chunk of ice
Homos with high media literacy and a grasp of civics to Brian Tyler Cohen today
a woman in a police uniform says miley what 's good ..
ALT: a woman in a police uniform says miley what 's good ..
media.tenor.com
November 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Homos with high media literacy and a grasp of civics to Brian Tyler Cohen today
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"I can't believe they are trying to take our rights away"
Weren't you just making content throwing other queer people under the bus? Kink at pride discourse? Cruising discourse? "Nobody wants to be monogamous anymore"?
Babygirl you are a foot soldier on the side of the assault on queer rights.
Weren't you just making content throwing other queer people under the bus? Kink at pride discourse? Cruising discourse? "Nobody wants to be monogamous anymore"?
Babygirl you are a foot soldier on the side of the assault on queer rights.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
"I can't believe they are trying to take our rights away"
Weren't you just making content throwing other queer people under the bus? Kink at pride discourse? Cruising discourse? "Nobody wants to be monogamous anymore"?
Babygirl you are a foot soldier on the side of the assault on queer rights.
Weren't you just making content throwing other queer people under the bus? Kink at pride discourse? Cruising discourse? "Nobody wants to be monogamous anymore"?
Babygirl you are a foot soldier on the side of the assault on queer rights.
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They were never gonna issue certiorari to Kim Davis’s case. The hoopla over it was driven by engagement farmers like Brian Tyler Cohen vaguely rage baiting with tweets saying shit like “officially considering the case.” This was Davis’s 100 yard Hail Mary.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 PM
They were never gonna issue certiorari to Kim Davis’s case. The hoopla over it was driven by engagement farmers like Brian Tyler Cohen vaguely rage baiting with tweets saying shit like “officially considering the case.” This was Davis’s 100 yard Hail Mary.
News is not about delivering information, it’s about making you a consumer. And the more scared you are, the more of their news slop you’ll eat up.
So they take a case that had no chance and make you panic about it so you refresh Pink News constantly and give them ad dollars.
So they take a case that had no chance and make you panic about it so you refresh Pink News constantly and give them ad dollars.
November 10, 2025 at 4:48 PM
News is not about delivering information, it’s about making you a consumer. And the more scared you are, the more of their news slop you’ll eat up.
So they take a case that had no chance and make you panic about it so you refresh Pink News constantly and give them ad dollars.
So they take a case that had no chance and make you panic about it so you refresh Pink News constantly and give them ad dollars.
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American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
March 14, 2025 at 10:24 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize that the GOP is afraid of pissing off the GOP base, and the Dems are afraid of pissing off the GOP base, but neither party is afraid of pissing off the Dem base.
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And there it is...
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
And there it is...
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Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
November 9, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Democrats, coming off a historic national protest against fascism and a country-wide electoral sweep:
the sports movie about a queer boxer helmed by a registered republican didn’t do great numbers at the box office?!? No way!?!?
[holds finger to earpiece]
I'm hearing Sydney Sweeney has lost the gooners.
I'm hearing Sydney Sweeney has lost the gooners.
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 PM
the sports movie about a queer boxer helmed by a registered republican didn’t do great numbers at the box office?!? No way!?!?
bros belt buckle does it for me every time 🥵
November 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
bros belt buckle does it for me every time 🥵
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Even our shittiest gays have had enough of the shit
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Even our shittiest gays have had enough of the shit
No hangover this morning and the first snow! I’m gonna take a nice steamin shower and be a cuddly stoner boy in my union suit all day, make a sfincione and watch 90’s anime
November 9, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No hangover this morning and the first snow! I’m gonna take a nice steamin shower and be a cuddly stoner boy in my union suit all day, make a sfincione and watch 90’s anime
She’s feeling her Joyce Carol Oates today
November 9, 2025 at 4:09 PM
She’s feeling her Joyce Carol Oates today
Not gonna lie, despite the fun stuff of TRT, the ‘mones kinda made me feel’s lot of really shitty anxiety about my body yesterday and today. I feel rly lucky I have so many hunky friends that will pick me up and be piggy buddies with me when I need it most
November 9, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Not gonna lie, despite the fun stuff of TRT, the ‘mones kinda made me feel’s lot of really shitty anxiety about my body yesterday and today. I feel rly lucky I have so many hunky friends that will pick me up and be piggy buddies with me when I need it most
Coach tonight, queen?
November 9, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Coach tonight, queen?
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thanks for the promo, babe.
i’m WHEEZING
i’m WHEEZING
November 7, 2025 at 6:55 PM
thanks for the promo, babe.
i’m WHEEZING
i’m WHEEZING
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