Pony Keg
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It’s called a muscle corset, bro
November 15, 2025 at 8:24 AM
It’s called a muscle corset, bro
😵💫hockey butt 😵💫
I'd tap that ass too! 😛
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November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
😵💫hockey butt 😵💫
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shoot for the stars🤩💦
November 14, 2025 at 8:46 PM
shoot for the stars🤩💦
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Coach's orders 🫡💪🏼
November 14, 2025 at 7:53 PM
Coach's orders 🫡💪🏼
Porno idea: me and a bunch of short kings recreate Gulliver’s Travels, but sexy
Dear short kings,
Rail me
Sincerely,
Jack (6'5")
Rail me
Sincerely,
Jack (6'5")
Being short rules. If the other guy is short it’s like, hell yeah hobbit himbo time, and if a guy is way taller it’s like hooking up with a giant
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Porno idea: me and a bunch of short kings recreate Gulliver’s Travels, but sexy
Bob Hoskins was 5’6 btw
November 15, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Bob Hoskins was 5’6 btw
Being short rules. If the other guy is short it’s like, hell yeah hobbit himbo time, and if a guy is way taller it’s like hooking up with a giant
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Being short rules. If the other guy is short it’s like, hell yeah hobbit himbo time, and if a guy is way taller it’s like hooking up with a giant
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If you are HIV+, please know you are not any less deserving of love. You are not “broken” or “dirty”, and anyone that thinks that can go find the sharpest rock and kick it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:00 AM
If you are HIV+, please know you are not any less deserving of love. You are not “broken” or “dirty”, and anyone that thinks that can go find the sharpest rock and kick it.
Sorry I unintentionally posted two AI photos! My bad! I’m usually better about spotting it
a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a blue curtain with purple lights behind her .
ALT: a woman in a white dress is standing in front of a blue curtain with purple lights behind her .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Sorry I unintentionally posted two AI photos! My bad! I’m usually better about spotting it
Pope Leo headlining Honcho next year, divaaas
Pope Leo XIV Will Have Lunch With 4 Trans Women in "Unprecedented" Meeting
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
https://www.them.us/story/pope-leo-xiv-lunch-trans-activists-alesia-nobile
November 15, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Pope Leo headlining Honcho next year, divaaas
Gay relationships are so silly. Telling my partner of ten years I love him, he looks cute and can borrow my lube that’s on the counter as he heads out the door to steamies ❤️
November 15, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Gay relationships are so silly. Telling my partner of ten years I love him, he looks cute and can borrow my lube that’s on the counter as he heads out the door to steamies ❤️
Traveling bator party (maybe called “No Good Deed”, but that’s too long?) where you get no cover if you can prove you volunteered in the last 72 hours
What’s your most innocuous kink?
For me, and, I know this is rooted in generational catholic guilt, I really want me and a bunch of piggy queers to spend the day volunteering and like doing good deeds, only to culminate in the most raunchy post-volunteering orgy possible.
For me, and, I know this is rooted in generational catholic guilt, I really want me and a bunch of piggy queers to spend the day volunteering and like doing good deeds, only to culminate in the most raunchy post-volunteering orgy possible.
November 15, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Traveling bator party (maybe called “No Good Deed”, but that’s too long?) where you get no cover if you can prove you volunteered in the last 72 hours
What’s your most innocuous kink?
For me, and, I know this is rooted in generational catholic guilt, I really want me and a bunch of piggy queers to spend the day volunteering and like doing good deeds, only to culminate in the most raunchy post-volunteering orgy possible.
For me, and, I know this is rooted in generational catholic guilt, I really want me and a bunch of piggy queers to spend the day volunteering and like doing good deeds, only to culminate in the most raunchy post-volunteering orgy possible.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
What’s your most innocuous kink?
For me, and, I know this is rooted in generational catholic guilt, I really want me and a bunch of piggy queers to spend the day volunteering and like doing good deeds, only to culminate in the most raunchy post-volunteering orgy possible.
For me, and, I know this is rooted in generational catholic guilt, I really want me and a bunch of piggy queers to spend the day volunteering and like doing good deeds, only to culminate in the most raunchy post-volunteering orgy possible.
Leadership seminar for my high pressure job completed, time for Swedish meatballs!
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Leadership seminar for my high pressure job completed, time for Swedish meatballs!
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Good Morning ☀️
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good Morning ☀️
Rat boy gonna rat boy
Speaking at a Texas Tribune Festival on Friday, former U.S. Secretary of Transportation Pete Buttigieg criticized the Democratic Party for failing to reach everyday Americans, arguing that it “got sucked in” to a conversation about identity. #TribFest25
Pete Buttigieg critiques Democrats for focus on identity
The former U.S. transportation secretary said the Democratic Party should focus more on issues gripping the country, such as health care and housing affordability.
www.texastribune.org
November 14, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Rat boy gonna rat boy
bro bate on a weeknight! *air guitars*
November 14, 2025 at 6:04 AM
bro bate on a weeknight! *air guitars*
I’m late! I’m late!
For a very important bate!
For a very important bate!
the white rabbit from alice in wonderland is running with a watch
ALT: the white rabbit from alice in wonderland is running with a watch
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November 14, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I’m late! I’m late!
For a very important bate!
For a very important bate!
they closed the package room so I cant break in my new lifting belt on leg day today
a cartoon drawing of a girl with a ponytail covering her face
Alt: Usagi weeping
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November 14, 2025 at 2:29 AM
they closed the package room so I cant break in my new lifting belt on leg day today
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the face , the cheeks
November 13, 2025 at 6:22 PM
the face , the cheeks
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There's no problem Vance won't blame on immigrants, even if he has to invent the problem himself.
A few weeks ago he was insisting immigrants lived in cramped squalor and their (white) neighbors had a right to be upset about that.
Now they're so rich they're snatching up all the good houses? OK.
A few weeks ago he was insisting immigrants lived in cramped squalor and their (white) neighbors had a right to be upset about that.
Now they're so rich they're snatching up all the good houses? OK.
JD Vance: "A lot of young people are saying housing is way too expensive. Why is that? Because we flooded the country with 30 million illegal immigrants who were taking houses that ought by right go to American citizens."
November 13, 2025 at 11:14 PM
There's no problem Vance won't blame on immigrants, even if he has to invent the problem himself.
A few weeks ago he was insisting immigrants lived in cramped squalor and their (white) neighbors had a right to be upset about that.
Now they're so rich they're snatching up all the good houses? OK.
A few weeks ago he was insisting immigrants lived in cramped squalor and their (white) neighbors had a right to be upset about that.
Now they're so rich they're snatching up all the good houses? OK.