keegan (they/them)
@keegatron.bsky.social
minimalist run streaker, vegan, language enthusiast, coffee enjoyer. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Every single person who would voluntarily seek to become president is unfit to serve by virtue of ego and hubris and they should be placed in a presidency simulation chamber so they can't cause any real world damage
February 1, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Every single person who would voluntarily seek to become president is unfit to serve by virtue of ego and hubris and they should be placed in a presidency simulation chamber so they can't cause any real world damage
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This person is running for Governor of the state Trump has turned into the Purge and is posting about coffee prices. DC brained fool who needs to fucking quit.
Trump's reckless tariffs have driven up coffee prices by nearly 15% since last summer.
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Your morning cup shouldn't cost more because of the administration's trade policies.
www.nerdwallet.com/finance/lear...
Tariffs Are a Buzzkill for the Coffee Biz - NerdWallet
Tariffs on coffee-producing countries — including a 50% levy on Brazil — are likely to raise prices for America’s millions of coffee drinkers.
www.nerdwallet.com
January 31, 2026 at 9:45 PM
This person is running for Governor of the state Trump has turned into the Purge and is posting about coffee prices. DC brained fool who needs to fucking quit.
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Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong
Just a thought
Just a thought
January 31, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Call me a filthy commie but I think if we're going to have a carceral legal system it's probably more important to prosecute the child sexual predators and murderous fascist goons than kids who shoplifted, and if we're doing the opposite maybe we're doing everything wrong
Just a thought
Just a thought
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One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
January 30, 2026 at 1:38 AM
One reason you can't just tinker with ICE/CBP is the whole thing is facially illegitimate. The intent is rotten. It's run by a white supremacist maniac and will continue producing white supremacist maniac results
Fundamentally, the world Trump wants to conserve is one where being rich means you can basically do whatever you want with no consequences. To the extent he has an ideology, it’s that rich people are superior to poor people in every meaningful way.
January 30, 2026 at 10:06 PM
Fundamentally, the world Trump wants to conserve is one where being rich means you can basically do whatever you want with no consequences. To the extent he has an ideology, it’s that rich people are superior to poor people in every meaningful way.
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"Sir, we received a statement from the president to post to the socials"
Brad: "Go ahead and post it!"
"But sir, shouldn't we..."
Brad: "Damn it I said post it!"
"Well, ok sir..."
Brad: "Go ahead and post it!"
"But sir, shouldn't we..."
Brad: "Damn it I said post it!"
"Well, ok sir..."
January 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
"Sir, we received a statement from the president to post to the socials"
Brad: "Go ahead and post it!"
"But sir, shouldn't we..."
Brad: "Damn it I said post it!"
"Well, ok sir..."
Brad: "Go ahead and post it!"
"But sir, shouldn't we..."
Brad: "Damn it I said post it!"
"Well, ok sir..."
Probably some northern supremacy in this thought, but I was not prepared for Bovino’s stupid fucking voice. yeah, he’s an evil idiot, but dear god what an obnoxious and unserious sounding voice. at first i thought he was doing a bit. sounds like a bad impression of an ignorant southern racist.
January 29, 2026 at 7:17 PM
Probably some northern supremacy in this thought, but I was not prepared for Bovino’s stupid fucking voice. yeah, he’s an evil idiot, but dear god what an obnoxious and unserious sounding voice. at first i thought he was doing a bit. sounds like a bad impression of an ignorant southern racist.
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being homeless is a crime, walking on the street as a certain type of person is a crime, anything can be a crime if the cops/feds want to make u a criminal, that's actually sort of the point of all this!!!!!
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
being homeless is a crime, walking on the street as a certain type of person is a crime, anything can be a crime if the cops/feds want to make u a criminal, that's actually sort of the point of all this!!!!!
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I understand the reason for including this info but "this person ICE took has no criminal record" is making me unwell. who cares!!! even people who have been declared a Criminal by our stupid """laws""" shouldn't be kidnapped and disappeared and tortured obviously?????
January 29, 2026 at 5:04 PM
I understand the reason for including this info but "this person ICE took has no criminal record" is making me unwell. who cares!!! even people who have been declared a Criminal by our stupid """laws""" shouldn't be kidnapped and disappeared and tortured obviously?????
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ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
January 29, 2026 at 4:45 PM
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
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Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.
January 27, 2026 at 12:14 PM
Sending thoughts and prayers to everyone employed or represented or by Brad Finstad this morning.
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Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
January 23, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Katy Perry’s Friends Skeptical Of Alleged Powerful Boyfriend Who Lives In Canada https://theonion.com/katy-perrys-friends-skeptical-of-alleged-powerful-boyfriend-who-lives-in-canada/
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We are seeing what they are willing to do to American citizens in front of cameras, we can only imagine the horrors that the undocumented folks in detention centers, places without observers, etc are facing outside of the spotlight.
Abolish and arrest all of these monsters
Abolish and arrest all of these monsters
January 24, 2026 at 5:10 PM
We are seeing what they are willing to do to American citizens in front of cameras, we can only imagine the horrors that the undocumented folks in detention centers, places without observers, etc are facing outside of the spotlight.
Abolish and arrest all of these monsters
Abolish and arrest all of these monsters
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“They want violence” no they very explicitly want compliance and acquiescence and if you don’t give it to them they will fucking murder you
January 24, 2026 at 4:11 PM
“They want violence” no they very explicitly want compliance and acquiescence and if you don’t give it to them they will fucking murder you
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Federal agents were assaulting women: striking them, shoving them to the ground, pepper spraying them.
Alex Pretti acted in solidarity with those women rather than in loyalty to other men who had strength of arms and state power. A betrayal to white supremacist patriarchy he was murdered for.
Alex Pretti acted in solidarity with those women rather than in loyalty to other men who had strength of arms and state power. A betrayal to white supremacist patriarchy he was murdered for.
January 24, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Federal agents were assaulting women: striking them, shoving them to the ground, pepper spraying them.
Alex Pretti acted in solidarity with those women rather than in loyalty to other men who had strength of arms and state power. A betrayal to white supremacist patriarchy he was murdered for.
Alex Pretti acted in solidarity with those women rather than in loyalty to other men who had strength of arms and state power. A betrayal to white supremacist patriarchy he was murdered for.
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A lot of people seem to equate "non-violent protest" with "unobtrusive, 100% law-abiding protest"
the latter is only a small subset of the former
you can get in the way without escalating
the latter is only a small subset of the former
you can get in the way without escalating
January 24, 2026 at 11:10 PM
A lot of people seem to equate "non-violent protest" with "unobtrusive, 100% law-abiding protest"
the latter is only a small subset of the former
you can get in the way without escalating
the latter is only a small subset of the former
you can get in the way without escalating
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This is an administration that is desperate, weak, and flailing.
I worry about how much more damage will be done, how many more people will be shot in the streets, before it's all over.
But they are not winning.
I worry about how much more damage will be done, how many more people will be shot in the streets, before it's all over.
But they are not winning.
January 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
This is an administration that is desperate, weak, and flailing.
I worry about how much more damage will be done, how many more people will be shot in the streets, before it's all over.
But they are not winning.
I worry about how much more damage will be done, how many more people will be shot in the streets, before it's all over.
But they are not winning.
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i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory
January 24, 2026 at 5:50 PM
i’m not particularly attached to “abolish ICE” as a slogan but as a policy it’s mandatory
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the worst most evil fascist scum in the world vs. nurses and lesbian moms who love their neighbors
January 24, 2026 at 7:29 PM
the worst most evil fascist scum in the world vs. nurses and lesbian moms who love their neighbors
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these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
January 24, 2026 at 4:10 PM
these are the 7 house democrats who voted to give ICE another $10 billion on thursday btw
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Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.
January 24, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Anyone who is part of the federal government who is not doing everything in their power to stop this administration, regardless of the assumed cost to normalcy or career, is a coward and a collaborator.
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Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.
January 24, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Just staggered by the complete moral void of not even *pretending* to wait for more information before pivoting to “the opponent of the state deserved it.” It is so insanely depraved. Soulless.
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The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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January 24, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The official policy of the government of the United States of America is that they will murder anyone they want, that they will tell any lie necessary to justify that murder, and that no one who resists them has any rights they are bound to respect.
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there is some level of gleeful participation in state-sponsored brutality at which i think people forfeit their humanity. this isn't banality of evil stuff, people "just doing their jobs." they enjoy it. they only understand and respect physical violence and terror
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
there is some level of gleeful participation in state-sponsored brutality at which i think people forfeit their humanity. this isn't banality of evil stuff, people "just doing their jobs." they enjoy it. they only understand and respect physical violence and terror