keegan (they/them)
@keegatron.bsky.social
minimalist run streaker, vegan, language enthusiast, coffee enjoyer. 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
December 26, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Trump Unsure What Department He Has To Cut To Make JD Vance Go Away https://theonion.com/trump-unsure-what-department-he-has-to-cut-to-make-jd-vance-go-away/
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Trump isn't just evil once in a while or when he's in a bad mood. He isn't just evil when he's angry or confronted over his own criminal activity. He's evil all day long. He's evil every minute, every moment of his life.
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Trump isn't just evil once in a while or when he's in a bad mood. He isn't just evil when he's angry or confronted over his own criminal activity. He's evil all day long. He's evil every minute, every moment of his life.
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The way the Epstein files have been released is both malicious and incompetent. Stuff can be two things.
December 26, 2025 at 2:11 PM
The way the Epstein files have been released is both malicious and incompetent. Stuff can be two things.
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"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
December 18, 2025 at 9:36 PM
"you're a man"
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
ad hominem
"you were born a boy"
sunk cost fallacy
"you're amab"
false dichotomy
"you have xy chromosomes"
false equivalence
"trans people are mentally ill"
non sequitur
"changing your sex isn't possible"
skill issue
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this is the government literally telling you that you don't have the right to choose your own fucking underwear
December 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
this is the government literally telling you that you don't have the right to choose your own fucking underwear
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transphobia as a political project is about preserving authoritarian sexual control of children
December 19, 2025 at 12:19 AM
transphobia as a political project is about preserving authoritarian sexual control of children
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Transgender for everybody
December 18, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Transgender for everybody
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Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?
December 18, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Notice how Trump and Republicans were having the worst couple weeks in the administration's history and they decided to pivot to hardcore attacking trans people?
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Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
December 18, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Trump Assures Struggling Nation He Has Plenty Of Money
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If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
"Men are men. Men can never become women. Women are women. Women can never become men."
December 18, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If this were true, they wouldn't be banning the medical care that does this.
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growing up every adult on the planet was telling us that even the hint of cleavage or a red solo cup would blacklist us from the labor force forever and now we have like every powerful white man taking pictures on pedophile island and not a whisper of consequences
[At an Epstein event] Hey man can you not take a thousand pictures of me?
December 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
growing up every adult on the planet was telling us that even the hint of cleavage or a red solo cup would blacklist us from the labor force forever and now we have like every powerful white man taking pictures on pedophile island and not a whisper of consequences
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I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.
December 15, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I'm not even going to repost a screengrab of his post about Rob Reiner but man it really needs to be said every single day: Trump truly is the biggest piece of shit in the world, a man of absolutely no good qualities and seemingly limitless bad ones. Support for him is just so damning.
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actual Orwellianism
BREAKING: The Trump administration plans to require all foreign tourists to provide their social media histories from the last five years to enter the country, per NBC
December 10, 2025 at 4:15 PM
actual Orwellianism
to be fair, the doctors may have told trump his test results were off the charts without him really understanding what was being tested 😬
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
to be fair, the doctors may have told trump his test results were off the charts without him really understanding what was being tested 😬
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We need a 4-day, 32-hour work week with livable wages.
There is no reason that people need to be working this much.
People need time off to rest and spend with family and friends.
There is no reason that people need to be working this much.
People need time off to rest and spend with family and friends.
December 7, 2025 at 9:13 PM
We need a 4-day, 32-hour work week with livable wages.
There is no reason that people need to be working this much.
People need time off to rest and spend with family and friends.
There is no reason that people need to be working this much.
People need time off to rest and spend with family and friends.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
ah yes, 2013, when you could joke about donald trump being a entrepreneurship grifter and mentioned hiring ivanka as an apprentice judge was one of the worst things you could say about him.
December 8, 2025 at 4:25 AM
ah yes, 2013, when you could joke about donald trump being a entrepreneurship grifter and mentioned hiring ivanka as an apprentice judge was one of the worst things you could say about him.
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i’m fine w anyone being an american citizen who wants to be? i honestly do not understand what part of “america is mostly cows and corn” that we can’t say “hell yeah, thanks for moving into this rapidly declining area! let’s make some tax revenue for services already!” to anyone who wants to try?
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
i’m fine w anyone being an american citizen who wants to be? i honestly do not understand what part of “america is mostly cows and corn” that we can’t say “hell yeah, thanks for moving into this rapidly declining area! let’s make some tax revenue for services already!” to anyone who wants to try?
in retrospect, it’s really hard to overstate how correct people were about supreme court seats being the biggest issue in the 2016 election. almost none of the authoritarianism that’s happening could be done with a hostile or even semi-reasonable supreme court.
December 6, 2025 at 1:35 AM
in retrospect, it’s really hard to overstate how correct people were about supreme court seats being the biggest issue in the 2016 election. almost none of the authoritarianism that’s happening could be done with a hostile or even semi-reasonable supreme court.
rich people can get away with being absolute psychopaths, no matter how obnoxious they are, there’s always someone willing to kiss their ass for a piece of the pie
December 4, 2025 at 6:40 PM
rich people can get away with being absolute psychopaths, no matter how obnoxious they are, there’s always someone willing to kiss their ass for a piece of the pie
one thing i’ll never understand is why people support such a whiny little crybaby.
December 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
one thing i’ll never understand is why people support such a whiny little crybaby.
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“Critics say” Trump’s remarks on Somalis were bigoted?
JFC what are you doing?
JFC what are you doing?
December 3, 2025 at 3:05 PM
“Critics say” Trump’s remarks on Somalis were bigoted?
JFC what are you doing?
JFC what are you doing?
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Giving the president the pardon power was a mistake. The most corrupt president in American history is conducting a jailbreak for his fellow criminals.
December 3, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Giving the president the pardon power was a mistake. The most corrupt president in American history is conducting a jailbreak for his fellow criminals.
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how can you believe a president who pardons drug dealers is fighting a war on drugs
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
how can you believe a president who pardons drug dealers is fighting a war on drugs
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Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/
December 2, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers https://theonion.com/trump-announces-5000-increase-in-all-numbers/