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i’m originally from queens so i swear a lot.
BYE
February 14, 2026 at 4:07 AM
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Disney has officially reported that “The Muppet Show” special featuring Sabrina Carpenter gained 8 million viewers across eight days of viewership on ABC and Disney+.

Combined Disney+ viewership of all Muppets content rose this week to 125 million hours. variety.com/2026/tv/rati...
‘Muppet Show’ Revival Special Draws 7.58 Million Viewers in First 8 Days on Disney+, ABC
It's time to raise a glass to the Disney+ "Muppet Show" special.
variety.com
February 13, 2026 at 7:39 PM
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Do we need emergency kitten tonight?
February 14, 2026 at 2:15 AM
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Me at 20: I’ll have it all figured out by the time I’m 40.

Me at 40: wtf do you mean they rearranged the grocery store
February 13, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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The Trump Admin is issuing subpoenas to social media platforms, including Bluesky, demanding personal details of anyone who criticizes DHS's reign of terror in American cities.

Don't like CBP killing Americans on the street? You name is added to Trump's list for retribution.

I'm certainly there.
Homeland Security Wants Social Media Sites to Expose Anti-ICE Accounts
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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if you're an older person who finds words like mogg and maxxing annoying, just starting using them. people over the age of 30 have the superpower to end trends by simply adopting them
February 14, 2026 at 1:50 AM
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This story and interview are hard to read, but this woman is probably among the toughest humans who has ever lived. Few can say they would have the courage and bravery to talk so openly about what she endured. GIFT LINK. (and content warning, of course)
‘They All Tried to Break Me’: Gisèle Pelicot Shares Her Story
www.nytimes.com
February 14, 2026 at 12:33 AM
the shooter in tumbler ridge went after seventh graders???
February 14, 2026 at 2:01 AM
once again i am asking you to stop trying to make gavin newsom happen
February 14, 2026 at 1:52 AM
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I saw a live birthed harbor seal pup for the first time in my life today. I thought it would be horrifying because I have a weak stomach, but it turned to UNGODLY CUTE very fast!

Using this thread for some moments in the minutes after. All shot on my z8, edited on phone for now. 🦭 🦑
February 13, 2026 at 7:36 PM
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Dr. Oz emailed an invite to a Valentine's Day party in 2016 to Jeffrey Epstein.

Oz appears several more times in the Epstein files, including an email sent from an account under his name to Epstein on Jan. 1, 2016, that has the subject line "Dr oz." The body of the message is completely redacted.
Senior US health official Oz invited Epstein to Valentine's Day party, documents show
Mehmet Oz sent the invite almost a decade after Epstein's first sex crime charges became public.
www.reuters.com
February 13, 2026 at 10:01 PM
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INBOX: Rep. Thomas Massie, who has enraged Trump for his insistence on blocking tariffs and releasing the Epstein files according to the law, just issued what is widely known among Chinese dissidents as "a declaration of no suicidal intent" (不自殺聲明), a sign of extreme distress.
February 13, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Left out the best part. "You can go peacefully fuck yourself'" Kid is a legend.
bsky.app/profile/gigi...
February 13, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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Be Okay
February 13, 2026 at 10:29 PM
I LOVE HIM
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:30 PM
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Politely informed the chud of his intentions, then followed through on his word. Accepted that he would get in trouble, made his stand anyway.

That's more bravery and accountability than most people serving in Congress.
get the kid in the brown hoodie a scholarship
February 13, 2026 at 11:08 PM
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Quick reminder that the term Liberal Arts refers to math, natural and physical sciences, social sciences, arts, and humanities. It is very common for people to get Liberal Arts confused with Humanities, which encompasses philosophy, religion, history, and language arts, among many other topics.
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 PM
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Max has recently taken up professional tail-chasing.
February 13, 2026 at 8:48 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM
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The CBC made this clever & cute video that uses kids to explain the rules of curling:
February 13, 2026 at 7:43 PM
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a shame to let this @robgeorge.bsky.social post languish on another platform.
February 13, 2026 at 8:44 PM
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This is about 2 million homes with $1500/mo. rents for a year.
February 13, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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Imagine that the worst school lunch you ever had

was the best meal you had in months

and you were a hungry growing teenager

and staff ate fragrant fast food/birthday cake/holiday meals in front of you.

Also: special access to special food is how a lot of stories of staff sexual assault start.
February 13, 2026 at 8:45 PM
our local college town had a mug night on M/Th night where if you owned their ginormous glass mug, you could get it filled w the on tap basic beer for $1. nb: this bar was only for legit 21+ students, not the bar for minors, which was located around the corner
"zoomers are killing the bar industry" oh interesting was it zoomers who decided a drink should cost seventeen dollars
February 13, 2026 at 8:52 PM