kahbn
@kahbn.bsky.social
He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
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Do you wish to help grow the solidarity economy?
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
Donate to Keep Cal’s Books Alive in Our Community, organized by Jasper L
A message from Carl, owner of Cal's books:
"To all our many customers and book lo… Jasper L needs your support for Keep Cal’s Books Alive in Our Community
gofund.me
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Do you wish to help grow the solidarity economy?
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
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More like James Cooked, amiright 😂
#OnThisDay in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the fuck out of English explorer Captain James Cook. READ: https://open.substack.com/pub/sonsoflibertyofficial/p/onthisday-in-1779-captain-james-cook
February 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
More like James Cooked, amiright 😂
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Surely it’s nothing to do with the fact he acts like a soulless demon and is likely a member of the Pedophile Class.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Surely it’s nothing to do with the fact he acts like a soulless demon and is likely a member of the Pedophile Class.
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1471. Now she likes the black goat.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
1471. Now she likes the black goat.
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Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
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I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
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Besides being a transphobic ass who hates the homeless, he was married to Kim Guilfoyle! You don't think the Rs have every piece of oppo they'll ever need to sink this slimy fuck? She knows where all the bodies are buried. You are straight stupid if you run this asshole for the big job
i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Besides being a transphobic ass who hates the homeless, he was married to Kim Guilfoyle! You don't think the Rs have every piece of oppo they'll ever need to sink this slimy fuck? She knows where all the bodies are buried. You are straight stupid if you run this asshole for the big job
Potholes in your road? That's a concentration camp. Poisoned drinking water? That's a concentration camp. School can't afford textbooks? You better believe that's a concentration camp.
Abolish ICE.
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Potholes in your road? That's a concentration camp. Poisoned drinking water? That's a concentration camp. School can't afford textbooks? You better believe that's a concentration camp.
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Abolish ICE.
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:26 PM
Abolish ICE.
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
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Why? You can get almost any rep to support a concentration camp for five grand
In 2008, during the last presidential election before the Citizens United decision, billionaires spent $16 million.
During the 2024 election billionaires spent $2.6 billion.
During the 2024 election billionaires spent $2.6 billion.
February 13, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Why? You can get almost any rep to support a concentration camp for five grand
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#BlackHistoryMonth Aretha Franklin is the Queen of Soul and the greatest singer of all time. That's not just me saying that, none other than Rolling Stone proclaimed it more than once. READ: https://open.substack.com/pub/sonsoflibertyofficial/p/blackhistorymonth-aretha-franklin
February 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
#BlackHistoryMonth Aretha Franklin is the Queen of Soul and the greatest singer of all time. That's not just me saying that, none other than Rolling Stone proclaimed it more than once. READ: https://open.substack.com/pub/sonsoflibertyofficial/p/blackhistorymonth-aretha-franklin
This is what those in power want for the future: "art" made by nobody, for nobody, that nobody has the time and/or money to enjoy.
Endless content, produced for no reason beyond Make Number Go Up.
Endless content, produced for no reason beyond Make Number Go Up.
Dude regularly works for Disney, DreamWorks, Netflix and CN so speculate away. But this sucks no matter which studio is doing it, and gross to think some major movie this year is running with a plagiarized image from ChatGPT.
February 13, 2026 at 5:56 PM
This is what those in power want for the future: "art" made by nobody, for nobody, that nobody has the time and/or money to enjoy.
Endless content, produced for no reason beyond Make Number Go Up.
Endless content, produced for no reason beyond Make Number Go Up.
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This is Gavin Newsom introducing and attempting to mainstream the idea that adults should also not be allowed to transition.
That he, and people like him, should have the right to dictate whether we receive medical care, or are denied it.
And you ask why we'll oppose him to our dying breaths?
That he, and people like him, should have the right to dictate whether we receive medical care, or are denied it.
And you ask why we'll oppose him to our dying breaths?
Gavin Newsom suggesting that 25 years of age is too young to transition and agreeing to right-wing entryism of concern trolling about trans people in sports. This is your opposition leader?
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
I will never vote for Gavin Newsom anyone who thinks trans people are actual humans will follow suit.
August 23, 2025 at 2:39 PM
This is Gavin Newsom introducing and attempting to mainstream the idea that adults should also not be allowed to transition.
That he, and people like him, should have the right to dictate whether we receive medical care, or are denied it.
And you ask why we'll oppose him to our dying breaths?
That he, and people like him, should have the right to dictate whether we receive medical care, or are denied it.
And you ask why we'll oppose him to our dying breaths?
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"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
Seattle to Pay $29 Million to Family of Woman Fatally Struck by Police S.U.V.
www.nytimes.com
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 AM
"'She is dead,'" Officer Auderer told Officer Solan, before bursting out laughing.
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
"'No, it’s a regular person,' Officer Auderer said, adding: 'Yeah, just write a check — $11,000. She was 26, anyway. She had limited value.'"
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May the horrors of the world miss you today.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
May the horrors of the world miss you today.
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I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
Me, to myself, posting about Signals:
It’s fun to be confidently wrong on the internet!
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Me, to myself, posting about Signals:
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gm team im gay af
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
gm team im gay af
As someone who lived through "save early save often," good riddance.
Over the last year I’ve learned everything in this world does have a lot of information and wisdom to impart
For instance, i now think autosaves killed gaming
For instance, i now think autosaves killed gaming
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
As someone who lived through "save early save often," good riddance.
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how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes