kahbn
@kahbn.bsky.social
He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
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May the horrors of the world miss you today.
February 12, 2026 at 12:26 PM
May the horrors of the world miss you today.
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I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
February 11, 2026 at 11:53 PM
I called up one of the White House's "special government employees" involved in the Fulton County FBI raid.
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
I ended up on the phone for almost two hours hearing about the "deep state" "cabal," "Satanists," poison soda, and the "pure evil" of "gay pride." talkingpointsmemo.com/news/meet-th...
Me, to myself, posting about Signals:
It’s fun to be confidently wrong on the internet!
February 11, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Me, to myself, posting about Signals:
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gm team im gay af
February 11, 2026 at 3:17 PM
gm team im gay af
As someone who lived through "save early save often," good riddance.
Over the last year I’ve learned everything in this world does have a lot of information and wisdom to impart
For instance, i now think autosaves killed gaming
For instance, i now think autosaves killed gaming
February 11, 2026 at 3:34 PM
As someone who lived through "save early save often," good riddance.
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how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
how many times are they going to ask this thing if it's alive and get scared when it says yes
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For decades, Texas let drillers spread staggering amounts of radioactive and PFAS-ridden waste on the fringes of the nation’s fourth largest metro area — while making it virtually impossible for the public to know where.
Absolutely fucking insane story from @saulelbein.bsky.social today
Absolutely fucking insane story from @saulelbein.bsky.social today
Whistleblower Says Radioactive Fracking Waste Site Melted His Jaw. Now There’s an Elementary School There.
Then an elementary school was built on top of it.
thebarbedwire.com
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 PM
For decades, Texas let drillers spread staggering amounts of radioactive and PFAS-ridden waste on the fringes of the nation’s fourth largest metro area — while making it virtually impossible for the public to know where.
Absolutely fucking insane story from @saulelbein.bsky.social today
Absolutely fucking insane story from @saulelbein.bsky.social today
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The American people don't want wasteful funding for operating rooms and competitive wages for medical staff; they want common-sense hornet and scorpion reforms, and they want the cobras to hiss at regular intervals so we know where they are.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The American people don't want wasteful funding for operating rooms and competitive wages for medical staff; they want common-sense hornet and scorpion reforms, and they want the cobras to hiss at regular intervals so we know where they are.
Sadly, I cannot answer this without revealing my exact location.
While Buffalo wings are now a ubiquitous app all over the country, not every regional food goes national. What cuisine from YOUR region do you most want to share with the country/world?
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Sadly, I cannot answer this without revealing my exact location.
Falling into the mindset of "AI aren't real, but neither are people."
Researchers working with the A.I. system Claude have come to understand that the model’s selfhood, like our own, is a matter of both neurons and narratives. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/kEX1vV
February 11, 2026 at 3:25 PM
Falling into the mindset of "AI aren't real, but neither are people."
I'm going to have to actually do this stupid thing, just to get it out of my skull.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I'm going to have to actually do this stupid thing, just to get it out of my skull.
Talking through my (what can only be fairly described as) Signalis conspiracy, and I'm getting a lot of "this doesn't matter, but" and "the existence is thin, but."
Not sure if it's a lack of confidence on my part, or it's just a shitty theory.
Not sure if it's a lack of confidence on my part, or it's just a shitty theory.
February 11, 2026 at 3:24 PM
Talking through my (what can only be fairly described as) Signalis conspiracy, and I'm getting a lot of "this doesn't matter, but" and "the existence is thin, but."
Not sure if it's a lack of confidence on my part, or it's just a shitty theory.
Not sure if it's a lack of confidence on my part, or it's just a shitty theory.
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We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
February 10, 2026 at 6:47 PM
We have received numerous credible reports of torture, killing, and inhumane treatment of detained individuals at the Camp East Montana migrant detention facility, located within Fort Bliss. #txlege
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Milkshakes for Dinner (1/9)
February 11, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Milkshakes for Dinner (1/9)
"Y'all know if they got a sale goin' on or whut?"
February 11, 2026 at 3:05 PM
"Y'all know if they got a sale goin' on or whut?"
He was asking where they were selling it.
February 11, 2026 at 3:03 PM
He was asking where they were selling it.
"The kids today can't afford a house because they're WASTING all their money on this whole 'continuing to exist' thing."
February 11, 2026 at 3:02 PM
"The kids today can't afford a house because they're WASTING all their money on this whole 'continuing to exist' thing."
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i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
June 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
i’m at the taco bell
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
i’m at the urgent care
i’m at the combination taco bell and urgent care
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Why does he keep pronouncing "capitalism" as "febuary"?
February 11, 2026 at 2:41 AM
Why does he keep pronouncing "capitalism" as "febuary"?
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Guys. Fuck. It's Reggie. I know times are absolute shit, but if you're not in the shit at the moment, please consider helping. Dude is a legend and a big part of why Horror is where it is.
February 11, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Guys. Fuck. It's Reggie. I know times are absolute shit, but if you're not in the shit at the moment, please consider helping. Dude is a legend and a big part of why Horror is where it is.
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Reminder: leaded gasoline was already sickening and killing the people making it *before the factory making it was even selling it*
It was giving lead poisoning to its inventor *before it was even on the market*
It was giving lead poisoning to its inventor *before it was even on the market*
At some point folks will look back at this stuff like leaded gasoline is viewed now.
Super Teacher is building an AI tutor for elementary schools — catch it at Disrupt 2025 | TechCrunch
Founded by a former math teacher and Googler, Super Teacher's AI tutor is being used in public school in New York, New Jersey, and Hawaii.
techcrunch.com
October 29, 2025 at 7:20 AM
Reminder: leaded gasoline was already sickening and killing the people making it *before the factory making it was even selling it*
It was giving lead poisoning to its inventor *before it was even on the market*
It was giving lead poisoning to its inventor *before it was even on the market*
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Have y’all ever heard of Clair (Pat) Patterson?
He spent decades fighting the oil and gas industry who knew that lead was extremely toxic, but made him out to be a crazy conspiracy theorist.
He spent decades fighting the oil and gas industry who knew that lead was extremely toxic, but made him out to be a crazy conspiracy theorist.
November 19, 2024 at 9:52 PM
Have y’all ever heard of Clair (Pat) Patterson?
He spent decades fighting the oil and gas industry who knew that lead was extremely toxic, but made him out to be a crazy conspiracy theorist.
He spent decades fighting the oil and gas industry who knew that lead was extremely toxic, but made him out to be a crazy conspiracy theorist.
You could be living in a refrigerator box, and these people would shame you for not living in a shoebox.
Gen Zers and millennials are swimming in student debt and may never own homes, but they’re splurging on gut-healthy juices and rotisserie chickens.
The Booming Business of Luxury Grocery Stores
A new crop of gourmet grocers has hit the city, drawing lines of trendy TikTokers, MAHA-curious health fiends and Instacart devotees who want to pop in for a treat.
on.wsj.com
February 11, 2026 at 3:59 AM
You could be living in a refrigerator box, and these people would shame you for not living in a shoebox.
So clearly all Sora needs to do is get its head outta its ass.
February 11, 2026 at 1:18 AM
So clearly all Sora needs to do is get its head outta its ass.