kahbn
@kahbn.bsky.social
He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
Simple: give me 30k, and I'll give you a script about a guy who pays thirty grand for a script but still doesn't know how to make a film.
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 18, 2026 at 1:48 AM
Simple: give me 30k, and I'll give you a script about a guy who pays thirty grand for a script but still doesn't know how to make a film.
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Motherfucker, I made a movie for $600 in 2022 and I didn't need a plagiarism machine or to ask randos for ideas. I just asked myself "Wouldn't it be fucked up if snowmen ate people?"
Grow an imagination, """filmmaker."""
Grow an imagination, """filmmaker."""
AI filmmaking is completely unserious.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
You've got people with $30k begging the internet for ideas by next week because they have nothing of their own to say, it's just slop for the sake of slop. Embarrassing state of affairs.
February 17, 2026 at 11:34 PM
Motherfucker, I made a movie for $600 in 2022 and I didn't need a plagiarism machine or to ask randos for ideas. I just asked myself "Wouldn't it be fucked up if snowmen ate people?"
Grow an imagination, """filmmaker."""
Grow an imagination, """filmmaker."""
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if you live in Wicsonson, theyre trying to push through an insanely restrictive Age Verification law that would make it illegal for an ADULT to use a VPN to access "material harmful to minors"
contact your legislators NOW
contact your legislators NOW
Wisconsin is about to ban VPN use for "material harmful to minors," part of a larger bill age-verification bill.
The final vote is tomorrow.
If you're based in WI, or have fans or friends who are, have them contact their legislator NOW.
www.defendonlineprivacy.com/wi/action.php
The final vote is tomorrow.
If you're based in WI, or have fans or friends who are, have them contact their legislator NOW.
www.defendonlineprivacy.com/wi/action.php
February 18, 2026 at 12:31 AM
if you live in Wicsonson, theyre trying to push through an insanely restrictive Age Verification law that would make it illegal for an ADULT to use a VPN to access "material harmful to minors"
contact your legislators NOW
contact your legislators NOW
Gonna be honest, the world being flat STILL wouldn't excuse the Epstein shit.
"We never went to the moon!"
Yeah, that's nice, but did you go to a certain island?
"We never went to the moon!"
Yeah, that's nice, but did you go to a certain island?
February 17, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Gonna be honest, the world being flat STILL wouldn't excuse the Epstein shit.
"We never went to the moon!"
Yeah, that's nice, but did you go to a certain island?
"We never went to the moon!"
Yeah, that's nice, but did you go to a certain island?
Only if I knew, with absolutely certainty, that it would irrevocably break the bullshit machine. A poisonous story, one which would reduce the thing consuming it into naught but slag.
Writers if you could drop your novel or short story into an AI and have it make a great and watchable movie out of your story, and you could sell that movie, would you do it? #writers #WritingCommunity
February 17, 2026 at 11:12 PM
Only if I knew, with absolutely certainty, that it would irrevocably break the bullshit machine. A poisonous story, one which would reduce the thing consuming it into naught but slag.
this joke is so dad it cursed me out for not getting it a beer and a cigarette before dying of heart failure right in front of me.
this joke is so dad it divorced my mom without paying alimony
this joke is so dad it went out for cigarettes and never came back
February 17, 2026 at 11:09 PM
this joke is so dad it cursed me out for not getting it a beer and a cigarette before dying of heart failure right in front of me.
Dog keeps trying to eat chocolate. Can't tell if she's stupid or just suicidal.
February 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Dog keeps trying to eat chocolate. Can't tell if she's stupid or just suicidal.
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There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.
The same day DHS announced the surge would end in Minnesota, ICE activity increased in small towns
The less densely populated areas outside the Twin Cities make it harder for protesters and observers to organize.
www.theverge.com
February 17, 2026 at 4:26 PM
There is no drawdown. There is no retreat. ICE is just redistributing their assets to better avoid accountability.
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Imagine if The New Yorker paid me to draw them some comics instead of this stupid bs.
Experiments conducted with the A.I. system Claude are producing fascinating results—and raising questions about the nature of selfhood. Gideon Lewis-Kraus reports from inside the company that designed it, Anthropic. newyorkermag.visitlink.me/rOfXjg
February 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Imagine if The New Yorker paid me to draw them some comics instead of this stupid bs.
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just fyi: if you need cleaning supplies and you're broke but you got food stamps you can get lemon juice, baking soda, & vinegar.
February 11, 2026 at 12:22 AM
just fyi: if you need cleaning supplies and you're broke but you got food stamps you can get lemon juice, baking soda, & vinegar.
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bare minimum
October 24, 2024 at 2:58 PM
bare minimum
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ted bundy ass tactics by the gestapo
CCTV footage appears to show DHS agents posing as people having car trouble in order to lure a target out of his house before arresting them. The target comes out and starts helping them before 3 vehicles surround the scene. The car "experiencing" trouble then drives off with them.
February 16, 2026 at 12:46 AM
ted bundy ass tactics by the gestapo
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Pay attention to the Prairieland case.
By saddling the defendants with indiscriminate charges, holding them without bail, and isolating them from lawyers and the public, prosecutors are attempting to terrorize them into signing guilty pleas in order to set a precedent criminalizing dissent itself.
By saddling the defendants with indiscriminate charges, holding them without bail, and isolating them from lawyers and the public, prosecutors are attempting to terrorize them into signing guilty pleas in order to set a precedent criminalizing dissent itself.
The Road to Prairieland
The crackdown on anti-ICE activists in Texas reflects a pattern of intensifying repression all around the country.
crimethinc.com
February 13, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Pay attention to the Prairieland case.
By saddling the defendants with indiscriminate charges, holding them without bail, and isolating them from lawyers and the public, prosecutors are attempting to terrorize them into signing guilty pleas in order to set a precedent criminalizing dissent itself.
By saddling the defendants with indiscriminate charges, holding them without bail, and isolating them from lawyers and the public, prosecutors are attempting to terrorize them into signing guilty pleas in order to set a precedent criminalizing dissent itself.
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Do you wish to help grow the solidarity economy?
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
Donate to Keep Cal’s Books Alive in Our Community, organized by Jasper L
A message from Carl, owner of Cal's books:
"To all our many customers and book lo… Jasper L needs your support for Keep Cal’s Books Alive in Our Community
gofund.me
February 14, 2026 at 7:36 AM
Do you wish to help grow the solidarity economy?
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
Do you wish we had an alternative to bosses?
Do you want to protect the bedrock of a community?
Do you love books? Do you love democratic workplaces?
Then support here on GoFundMe!
gofund.me/6f16f6565
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Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
February 14, 2026 at 10:27 AM
Roses are red,
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
violets are blue,
Love is a biological and evolutionary byproduct that we have been conditioned to celebrate with material goods on February the 14th to support our capitalist society.
CONSUME.
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More like James Cooked, amiright 😂
#OnThisDay in 1779, native Hawaiians killed the fuck out of English explorer Captain James Cook. READ: https://open.substack.com/pub/sonsoflibertyofficial/p/onthisday-in-1779-captain-james-cook
February 14, 2026 at 11:17 AM
More like James Cooked, amiright 😂
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Surely it’s nothing to do with the fact he acts like a soulless demon and is likely a member of the Pedophile Class.
I think most (not all) of the "I will never vote for Gavin Newsom" people are communists who are mad that Americans don't like communism and want to destroy the Democratic party out of revenge. They don't care how many elections Republicans win or how many trans people die as long as the Dems fall.
February 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Surely it’s nothing to do with the fact he acts like a soulless demon and is likely a member of the Pedophile Class.
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1471. Now she likes the black goat.
February 13, 2026 at 4:01 PM
1471. Now she likes the black goat.
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Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
February 13, 2026 at 3:42 PM
Me: I want Democrats who plan to run for president to openly declare their support for full trans rights. This is my one requirement in order for me to consider voting for them.
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
Weird centrists: YOU SHOULD BE QUIET AND VOTE FOR WHICHEVER CANDIDATE HAS A D BY THEIR NAME NO MATTER WHERE THEY STAND
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I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
My most authoritarian opinion is that the MMR vaccine should be mandatory, with only medical (not religious or floofy) exemptions allowed. www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
This Is How a Child Dies of Measles
When your family becomes a data point in an outbreak
www.theatlantic.com
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
I feel this way about pretty much all vaccine-preventable infectious diseases. You shouldn't be allowed to dump cyanide into municipal drinking water and you shouldn't be allowed to recreationally spread viruses around shared public spaces.
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Besides being a transphobic ass who hates the homeless, he was married to Kim Guilfoyle! You don't think the Rs have every piece of oppo they'll ever need to sink this slimy fuck? She knows where all the bodies are buried. You are straight stupid if you run this asshole for the big job
i think most (not all) of the "you must vote for Newsom" people are just Newsom supporters who want him to win because they like him and his policies, not because they have high minded ideas about harm reduction.
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Besides being a transphobic ass who hates the homeless, he was married to Kim Guilfoyle! You don't think the Rs have every piece of oppo they'll ever need to sink this slimy fuck? She knows where all the bodies are buried. You are straight stupid if you run this asshole for the big job
Potholes in your road? That's a concentration camp. Poisoned drinking water? That's a concentration camp. School can't afford textbooks? You better believe that's a concentration camp.
Abolish ICE.
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
The Trump Administration found $38 billion to make concentration camps.
"The plan’s $38 billion budget is more than the total annual spending for 22 states, according to state budget data."
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion turning warehouses into detention centers
ICE plans to spend $38.3 billion converting warehouses into detention centers, according to planning documents, more than the annual budgets of 22 states.
www.washingtonpost.com
February 13, 2026 at 6:02 PM
Potholes in your road? That's a concentration camp. Poisoned drinking water? That's a concentration camp. School can't afford textbooks? You better believe that's a concentration camp.