Dan.G 🇬🇧🇪🇺
@dangurden.bsky.social
GenX, Sci-Fi Geek, Dad, and Dog Owner. I try not to give a damn but it seems I really do care.
Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
Expect my content to be full of angry politics, satire, music, jokes and geekery, with plenty of Star Wars, Trek, Discworld and other pop-culture references.
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I would like to wish you all a safe & happy transition to the solar orbit... Congratulations on riding this rock successfully forca full orbit and never once falling off...
There’s something very disturbing happening over on Twitter. Grok can edit images now... But aside from the unpleasantness, this does also mean you can ask its opinion on things like this:
January 2, 2026 at 11:52 AM
There’s something very disturbing happening over on Twitter. Grok can edit images now... But aside from the unpleasantness, this does also mean you can ask its opinion on things like this:
I suspect that I am either 'stupid kid used to hop over MOD fences to play in the local woods, the fences were there due to the risk of unexploded WW2 ordinance'...
But also, 'drunk driver drove up the curb and forced me to throw myself through a rose bush into a garden to avoid squashing'.
But also, 'drunk driver drove up the curb and forced me to throw myself through a rose bush into a garden to avoid squashing'.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hello, I’m 6th Grade Classmate with a Kitchen Knife.
Hello, I’m 6th Grade Classmate with a Kitchen Knife.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you:
Hello, I’m piece of wood that fell off a truck in front of us that luckily got stopped after only part of it made it through the windshield
Hello, I’m piece of wood that fell off a truck in front of us that luckily got stopped after only part of it made it through the windshield
January 2, 2026 at 11:41 AM
I suspect that I am either 'stupid kid used to hop over MOD fences to play in the local woods, the fences were there due to the risk of unexploded WW2 ordinance'...
But also, 'drunk driver drove up the curb and forced me to throw myself through a rose bush into a garden to avoid squashing'.
But also, 'drunk driver drove up the curb and forced me to throw myself through a rose bush into a garden to avoid squashing'.
The UK in the New Year... Welcome to Januaryland...
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
The UK in the New Year... Welcome to Januaryland...
Welcome to the New Year
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Welcome to the New Year
Poison dwarf is triggered by 'woke' fireworks... of course the bit he is triggered by is the BBC CGI add on for the viewers at home...
January 1, 2026 at 11:34 AM
Poison dwarf is triggered by 'woke' fireworks... of course the bit he is triggered by is the BBC CGI add on for the viewers at home...
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The truth on truth social...
December 31, 2025 at 4:20 PM
The truth on truth social...
Just be careful out there.
December 31, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Just be careful out there.
I would like to wish you all a safe & happy transition to the solar orbit... Congratulations on riding this rock successfully forca full orbit and never once falling off...
December 31, 2025 at 1:21 PM
I would like to wish you all a safe & happy transition to the solar orbit... Congratulations on riding this rock successfully forca full orbit and never once falling off...
Confused? You will be...
December 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Confused? You will be...
So... you agree that 'your' side lost the civil war...
December 30, 2025 at 2:19 PM
So... you agree that 'your' side lost the civil war...
What about Elevensies
December 29, 2025 at 10:59 AM
What about Elevensies
NEAH, OPAJ, POKEB.
2026 is going to be utter gibberish.
2026 is going to be utter gibberish.
MARRIAGE
BUTTER
BOOBS
BUTTER
BOOBS
December 29, 2025 at 12:36 AM
NEAH, OPAJ, POKEB.
2026 is going to be utter gibberish.
2026 is going to be utter gibberish.
Dammit... how did i not see this earlier?
December 28, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Dammit... how did i not see this earlier?
Fuck you JD... You don't find us being as worried about the world's largest nuclear arsenal under the control of a dementia addled pedophile with zero self control... not as terrified as we should be anyway...
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Fuck you JD... You don't find us being as worried about the world's largest nuclear arsenal under the control of a dementia addled pedophile with zero self control... not as terrified as we should be anyway...
