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kahbn
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He/They/It. Atheist Reverend for hire. Have depression, will travel. I have no words, and I must write.
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
November 25, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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A picture of someone holding a hot dog in a car, topped with chili, cheese, and jalapenos. The text "DAWGS HOTTED" has been overlayed, in the style of a Fromsoft game.
November 18, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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"Fountain" did it first.
"Fountain" by Marcel Duchamp. A white porcelain urinal sat on its back, signed "R. Mutt 1917." https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fountain_(Duchamp)
October 31, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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Thankfully, there's a biblical solution to this.
A meme showing a crying man with glasses talking to Jesus. Crying man: "Women who don't dress modestly are going to make me sin!" Jesus: "Pluck your eyes out, pussy"
October 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
October 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. prata: "Christianity fucked up with a you should love your enemies" kahbn: "So, you're saying that the problem with Christianity... Is the teachings of Jesus Christ?" prata: "Pretty much"
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
October 18, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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Also accurate.
"THE ONE NOBODY LIKES" written in white text on a black and red splattered background.
October 9, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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Spent my whole life realizing this was always me.
"THE DUMB ONE" written in white text on a black and red splattered background.
October 9, 2025 at 2:50 PM
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vegeta in his pink badman shirt captioned "I AM DOING A BADMAN CHECK-IN. I NEED SIX BADMEN TO POST, NOT SHARE, THIS MESSAGE TO SHOW YOU ARE ALWAYS THERE IF SOMEONE NEEDS TO TALK. PRETTY SURE I KNOW WHO WILL. LET'S GO GENTLEMEN.....
September 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Okay, this recipe is gonna take some work.
An overheard shot of a sheet pan, holding five oblong pale lumps. Crimson can be seen inside of the lumps, poking out through slits in the top. A white ooze is leaking out of most of them.
September 18, 2025 at 12:46 AM
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A screenshot of a Twitter conversation. prata: "Christianity fucked up with a you should love your enemies" kahbn: "So, you're saying that the problem with Christianity... Is the teachings of Jesus Christ?" prata: "Pretty much"
September 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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A black and white photo of Brennan Lee Mulligan, on a black background, pointing towards the camera. To the right is the text: "History will remember ME as the man who shoved a SANDWICH DOWN HIS PANTS. -Brennan Lee Mulligan"
September 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
September 11, 2025 at 3:35 PM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
September 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragging
A screenshot of the Wikipedia page for fragging. "Fragging is the deliberate or attempted killing of a soldier, usually a superior, by a fellow soldier. U.S. military personnel coined the word during the Vietnam War, when such killings were most often committed or attempted with a fragmentation grenade,[2] to make it appear that the killing was accidental or during combat with the enemy. The term fragging now encompasses any deliberate killing of military colleagues." The words "U.S. military personnel" have been highlighted in the screenshot.
September 1, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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The poster for the movie "Weekend at Bernie's". Three men stand on a beach, their backs to the water. The two in the sides are clearly holding up the one in the middle, including grabbing his hair to keep his head upright. One looks worried, the other cheerful. The man in the middle has no expression, is wearing sunglasses to conceal his eyes, and is clearly a barely disguised corpse.
August 30, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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Sat down to watch the latest episode of Parlor Room and WHAT IN THE SAMALAMADINGDONG US THAT?!?
A still from the TV show "Parlor Room", overlayed with the neon demonic head of Sam "I've been here the whole time" Reich.
August 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Okay, one bright spot today at least.
A screenshot of @chiitan-usa.bsky.social liking a post by @kahbn explaining how conversion therapy is literally torture.
August 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
August 16, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Say hi to Long Girl.
An above photo of an orange and white Corgi, nose first.
August 11, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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A screenshot from the game Hypnospace Outlaw, depicting a person suffering from "beefbrain." A brain is visible in a transparent profile of a head. Around the middle of the head is the green outline of a headset. The brain looks pinkish outside of the outline, but visibly redder within it. Text reads: "NEW STUDY FINDS: please spread this every one needs to know! ! !! ! ! !! ! RADITION FROM HYPNO SPACE HEADBAND CAUSES 'BEEFBRAIN' IN KIDS AND ELDERLY" (Misspellings and punctuation are accurate to original image.)
August 6, 2025 at 7:46 PM
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A bad comic. "I had a dream about a little girl with a goat skull for a head." A bad comic. "Bone fingers, too. She said they were cold." A bad comic. "She said she didn't know why her face was a goat skull. 'it just feels like a face to me.'" A bad comic. "I know she wasn't real, but I hope she's okay."
June 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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A two panel comic. In the first panel, a skeleton holds up a finger, as if about to ask a question. The second panel shows the skeleton looking down and holding its chin, as if second guessing itself.
June 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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Coach Z, a cartoon character from the "Homestar Runner" series, saying "Good Jorb!" (Misspelling is correct.)
June 20, 2025 at 10:39 PM