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just13ducks 🏳️‍⚧️
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she/it | 🏳️‍⚧️ | Seattle | 21+ | 🔞 | caretaker of injured birds | Sopping wet pathetic band girlie | cat ears in public counter: 4 | sink your teeth directly into my shoulder
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I have some great news about this guy
The Border Patrol agent was the same one seen arresting a US citizen in Los Angeles at a Walmart
November 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
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Day off you know what that means
July 3, 2023 at 1:40 AM
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Oh we’re going for Low carb beers this morning in College Station.
November 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Clearly the players who play the sports we love to watch hate gambling; think it's ruining the game. The only people who want it are networks and the league. I think it's important to remember that. Whenever you fire up the gambling app, you're fucking with the people you love to watch every week
Jesus Christ.
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 PM
I love it when a football broadcast cuts so someone looking incredibly serious while wearing an incredibly stupid outfit. Like you just know that guy in a banana costume turned to his buddy and instantly started discussing personnel sets the second that play was over. Incredible.
November 15, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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3 years ago today, Riot Games offered me a job making more money than I ever thought I’d make in my life. I had 19 interviews over 2.5 months to get it. Partner and I were moving to LA for it. I put in notice at my job and apartment.

2 weeks later they rescinded the offer due to “headcount issues”.
November 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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How could you NOT like this?
November 15, 2025 at 5:56 PM
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Hate the argument of "Well you can boycott for now, but soon every game studio is going to use genAI and you won't be able to tell or avoid it anymore!!"

dude there are already more videogames in existence than I'm ever going to be able to play in my lifetime. this boycott shit is easy.
October 28, 2025 at 9:08 AM
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preloaded with What
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 AM
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*Marjorie Taylor Greene* being so sincerely anti-child sex abuse that she's willing to douse both her own political career and the president's in gasoline before tackling him into an open fire was actually not one I saw coming at all ngl
November 15, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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This is a *ridiculous* TD run from Oregon's Noah Whittington but he lost the ball crossing the goal line - on review they said he had enough control on recovery to keep it a TD
November 15, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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The thing about this picture is all four of them seem more genuinely happy in it than in any picture I’ve seen of them ever since
"and may every day be another wonderful secret"
November 15, 2025 at 1:58 AM
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honest to fucking god
becoming this lady but for anti-gambling
November 15, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Officially deeming the last decade of US politics the end product of the most unhinged polycule drama of all time
November 15, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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(Bad to the bone riff)
August 18, 2025 at 3:31 AM
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Return to the ancient ways
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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hot take i think we should ban sports gambling before someone gets shot
November 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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its a beautiful day to drive safely in the OEZ
September 9, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning
November 14, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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The UK in the 70s and 80s sucked so much it produced like 95% of the dystopian nerd slop we consume to this day.
No. No. It's absurd enough to think this for Americans, but fucking Brits!? Do you not know your own history!? Part of the country was in a civil war!
"What is certain, and felt instinctively by almost everybody, is that things cannot go on in their present way" – The Times, May 1975

“It is difficult to imagine a previous period when such an all-pervasive hopelessness was exhibited at all levels of British life” – Professor Stephen Haseler, 1975
November 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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The amazing thing about the Bill Clinton trial in retrospect is that both he and Ken Starr were friends with Epstein, the entire ruling class was in on it and in reality unified against you

Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Any other time, any other President, and "the dude was in a global conspiracy to fuck them kids" would have been 24/7 coverage. Even Dubya.

I remember the fucking Lewinsky coverage. Our media have become craven hacks carrying water for rich pedophiles and I feel insane typing that but there it is.
“a nothing burger” lol
November 14, 2025 at 7:03 AM