jonstump
@jonstump.bsky.social
Cycling round Wiltshire and feeding the ducks (and playing records and building little aeroplanes).
Watching World's Strongest Man (because it's not Christmas until etc), but they appear to be putting sandbags into a cybertruck rather than throwing a 2CV over a wall.
December 27, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Watching World's Strongest Man (because it's not Christmas until etc), but they appear to be putting sandbags into a cybertruck rather than throwing a 2CV over a wall.
I think there's a ballad about that.
December 27, 2025 at 1:42 PM
I think there's a ballad about that.
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we had podcasts done by nobodies for about 10yrs and it was great, before out of work tv presenters started doing them and then it just became tv again
December 27, 2025 at 12:46 PM
we had podcasts done by nobodies for about 10yrs and it was great, before out of work tv presenters started doing them and then it just became tv again
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Sorry, I don’t know when your bins go out
December 27, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Sorry, I don’t know when your bins go out
"Just need to not do anything silly"
December 27, 2025 at 5:22 AM
"Just need to not do anything silly"
Difficult to sleep with all this going on.
#TheCricket
#TheCricket
December 27, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Difficult to sleep with all this going on.
#TheCricket
#TheCricket
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My favorite customers, hands down, are obsessive, weird little kids who had fun doing a research project about some country once and now go absolutely NUTS for maps and flags.
These kids are just forces of nature.
These kids are just forces of nature.
December 26, 2025 at 4:25 PM
My favorite customers, hands down, are obsessive, weird little kids who had fun doing a research project about some country once and now go absolutely NUTS for maps and flags.
These kids are just forces of nature.
These kids are just forces of nature.
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JUST REALISED THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AND MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.
December 26, 2025 at 10:36 AM
JUST REALISED THIS IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE AND MY GOD THIS IS HAPPENING NOW.
Photo reconnaissance with a hangover
TODAY IN 1941:
Sandy & AA810 were both in the air on different missions - Sandy’s being more challenging personally as he had been at a party in the mess at RAF Benson until 0500 that morning…
“Mission 26 - Spitfire AA806
I started the day by sleeping in so completely missed breakfast.
Sandy & AA810 were both in the air on different missions - Sandy’s being more challenging personally as he had been at a party in the mess at RAF Benson until 0500 that morning…
“Mission 26 - Spitfire AA806
I started the day by sleeping in so completely missed breakfast.
December 26, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Photo reconnaissance with a hangover
Saw these guys on the way back from the pub.
December 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Saw these guys on the way back from the pub.
This cat's opening the batting for Australia on boxing day.
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 AM
This cat's opening the batting for Australia on boxing day.
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Final cruise home this Christmas Eve, with the crew aboard Helimed 60. Spotted Santa getting ready for this year’s run. Wishing you a Happy Christmas from all of us at Air Ambulance Charity Kent Surrey Sussex.
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
December 24, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Final cruise home this Christmas Eve, with the crew aboard Helimed 60. Spotted Santa getting ready for this year’s run. Wishing you a Happy Christmas from all of us at Air Ambulance Charity Kent Surrey Sussex.
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
Time for bed kids HE’S ON HIS WAY 🎅
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Christmas Eve *and* #HillfortsWednesday? Blimey! Merry Christmas on a beautiful winter afternoon at Barbury Castle
December 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Christmas Eve *and* #HillfortsWednesday? Blimey! Merry Christmas on a beautiful winter afternoon at Barbury Castle
That's sad. His Lunchtime is worth the trip to the Steam Museum alone.
December 24, 2025 at 12:45 PM
That's sad. His Lunchtime is worth the trip to the Steam Museum alone.
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He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
December 24, 2025 at 8:10 AM
He isn't "losing" this money. This is called "paying tax like a responsible citizen and not hiding your money offshore" and we need to start recognising and applauding it.
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Parents & anyone else up early on Christmas morning: there’s a bright pass of the International Space Station over the UK, just after 6.15.
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
ISS - Visible Passes
Satellite predictions and other astronomical data customised for your location.
www.heavens-above.com
December 24, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Parents & anyone else up early on Christmas morning: there’s a bright pass of the International Space Station over the UK, just after 6.15.
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
Well, I say it’s the ISS. Could be Santa heading home…
Exact timings for where you are at www.heavens-above.com/PassSummary....
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love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
December 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
love that software developers are advertising AI functionality in every single app now and it's up to you to try to figure out if they mean "this has spellcheck" or "everything you create in this app will sync in real-time to sam altman's personal laptop" or something in between
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I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
December 22, 2025 at 12:45 AM
I have always said it, I will continue to say it, we are limiting the productive potential of millions of freaks by demanding they earn a wage to survive instead of enabling them to do whatever thing their brain is broken for
Christmas cormorants!
December 23, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Christmas cormorants!
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Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
December 23, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
Interested Swindon Town fans might want to keep half an eye on the FA Written Reasons page for a bit.
Note that Ben Williams comes between Aldershot and Birmingham so Ollie Clarke will presumably appear somewhere between Nottingham Forest and Paul Heckingbottom. #stfc
www.thefa.com/football-rul...
Note that Ben Williams comes between Aldershot and Birmingham so Ollie Clarke will presumably appear somewhere between Nottingham Forest and Paul Heckingbottom. #stfc
www.thefa.com/football-rul...
The website for the English football association, the Emirates FA Cup and the England football team
Written Reasons Library - Want to know why a player or manager was suspended or a club was fined? Search our library of hearing decisions
www.thefa.com
December 23, 2025 at 8:34 AM
Interested Swindon Town fans might want to keep half an eye on the FA Written Reasons page for a bit.
Note that Ben Williams comes between Aldershot and Birmingham so Ollie Clarke will presumably appear somewhere between Nottingham Forest and Paul Heckingbottom. #stfc
www.thefa.com/football-rul...
Note that Ben Williams comes between Aldershot and Birmingham so Ollie Clarke will presumably appear somewhere between Nottingham Forest and Paul Heckingbottom. #stfc
www.thefa.com/football-rul...
Two seconds more daylight than yesterday. Suck it, winter; off you pop.
December 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Two seconds more daylight than yesterday. Suck it, winter; off you pop.
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NEW: Organ tuners have been leaving temperature and humidity records in little-known books for decades. 🎹
They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.
A new scoop for The Reengineer!
www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.
A new scoop for The Reengineer!
www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
Church organ tuning records mirror our warming climate
The records appear to reflect climate change, as well as the increased heating of churches in winter
www.thereengineer.pro
December 22, 2025 at 12:13 PM
NEW: Organ tuners have been leaving temperature and humidity records in little-known books for decades. 🎹
They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.
A new scoop for The Reengineer!
www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
They reveal how temperatures inside churches have changed over time due to climate change and increased heating.
A new scoop for The Reengineer!
www.thereengineer.pro/p/church-org...
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I’m reminded of watching two old ladies ask a teenage goth for directions and she politely told them and when she was out of earshot one lady said “You know where you are with a goth”
Things are Terrible, but this isn't.
Be weird.
Be weird.
December 22, 2025 at 9:20 AM
I’m reminded of watching two old ladies ask a teenage goth for directions and she politely told them and when she was out of earshot one lady said “You know where you are with a goth”