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Rainfall is measured in mm, not ml! Some posts are pure BS.
Dairy farmer, Ashburton, NZ.
Help me Obi-Wan, you're my only coke
October 17, 2025 at 2:36 AM
To me, Jim Bolger's legacy will always be how he prevented NZ from becoming a nuclear superpower by declining the offer of a nuclear submarine as payment for butter

www.theguardian.com/world/2013/o...
Missiles for milk: how Russia offered NZ military hardware to settle dairy bill
Former PM Jim Bolger 'absolutely stunned' to be offered a nuclear sub and two MiGs in lieu of money, new book reveals
www.theguardian.com
October 16, 2025 at 5:30 AM
They should've asked Adrian where he put them before he left
September 22, 2025 at 12:57 AM
It watches while you charge someone else's phone #CUKTECH
September 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
President of Peace
September 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Focusing on supermarket brands is like mistaking the gift wrap for the present. Branding is about emotions. Business is not."

Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions | The Post share.google/IVSKiK1ZUW1f...
Fonterra brands sale about good business, not emotions
OPINION: The outcry misses the fact Fonterra’s strength lies in bulk exports, niche ingredients, and foodservice partnerships that deliver billions. Have your say in the comments.
share.google
September 4, 2025 at 9:46 PM
Son finally graduated, so I got him a PhD Bear
August 26, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Yoghurt recalled for containing... MILK!!!

www.9news.com.au/national/coc...
Yoghurts pulled from Woolies, Coles shelves in nation-wide recall
www.9news.com.au
August 22, 2025 at 6:52 AM
Tanker driver accidentally put the pump in reverse and overflowed my vat 🙄
August 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Yesterday is history
Tomorrow is a mystery
But today IS #PIEDAY
August 1, 2025 at 6:01 AM
According to my mentions, Fonterra
July 30, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Was wondering what that funky smell was following me around post-shower, then I remembered I'd cleaned a cow out this afternoon without a glove
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Reposted by DairymanNZ
#BHN Tonight at 9pm
- @dairymannz.bsky.social talks butter prices
- David Seymour actively making it harder for people to vote, people who he thinks are 'drop kicks'
- Nicola Willis says Kiwis not getting a "raw deal" from Fonterra on butter prices
@chewienz.bsky.social

youtube.com/live/0o2ArQO...
#BHN DairyManNZ talks butter prices | Seymour on 'drop kicks' | Fonterra margins fine says Willis
YouTube video by Big Hairy Network
youtube.com
July 24, 2025 at 5:51 AM
What the fuck is the point of doing an extended segment on a shop being burgled twice in the same night, and BLURRING OUT THE OFFENDER'S FACE!?
"The shop keeper has made this still from the security footage available to police"
I HOPE THAT ONE WASN'T BLURRED OUT!!
July 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Imagine your husband goes out with his mistress, and this is how you have to find out he listens to Coldplay
July 18, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Yo, VIP, let's kick it
July 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
WHY THE FUCK ARE THERE EXTREME CLOSE UPS OF TOENAILS BEING CLIPPED ON MY TV SCREEN
July 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Peak Butter Derangement Syndrome
July 13, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Guess the break is over
July 13, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Tiktok is a strange and wonderful place
July 11, 2025 at 10:22 PM
For as little as $10 a week, you can support a dairy farmer. Somewhere, a little farmer waits
July 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
Nice of Sydney to put out the welcome signs for me
July 6, 2025 at 3:43 AM
It's not over 'til the fat farmer sings
July 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Yesterday's breakfast was $30, today's was $10. Both were equally delicious
July 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
I'm at international departures in Christchurch and just heard this announcement...
"Your boarding pass will not scan if your boarding group has not been called"
FINALLY! Technology being used for good and pure purposes
June 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM