Jill Bernard
jillybee72.bsky.social
Jill Bernard
@jillybee72.bsky.social
twincitiesimprov.com is my pet project!
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The alt-text version of what ChatGPT told a man before he killed his mother and then himself.

Again, this is SO MUCH WORSE than what Michelle Carter was sent to prison for.
December 31, 2025 at 9:16 PM
The Trouble with Truffles
December 31, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Working on my new year's resolutions:
1) Only look at social media for 1.5 seconds a day
2) Walk a thousand miles every Tuesday
3) Eat every vegetable in Los Angeles twice
4) Become, somehow, 5 years younger
5) Fundamentally change who I am as a human being on a cellular level
6) Read two books
December 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Have you been to twincitiesimprov.com ?
It’s a listing of all the improv around town!
twincitiesimprov.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Are you telling me not only do UK people do maths, they get greetings cards? I envy these plurals.
If I buy an expensive greetings card I deliberately leave the price on the back.
December 31, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Hi buddies, this Friday at 7:30 you can see me in the world famous Friday Night Club at Strike Theater! I hope you can swing by and see us create a silly ruckus.

www.eventbrite.com/e/friday-nig...
Friday Night Improv Club
3 improv groups, randomly selected to play together.
www.eventbrite.com
December 31, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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December 31, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I just saw the typo “Tigger Warning” and I am on board for this gritty Winnie the Pooh reboot.
December 30, 2025 at 6:33 AM
So it’s honestly cheaper to print the Star Tribune in Iowa and transport it to the subscribers in the Twin Cities? Accounting math is wild!!
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
My favorite voiceover actor is whoever said “¡Saludos!” for the Mr Handy robots in the Spanish track of Fallout 4.
December 29, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Sueños días
a fox is laying on its back on a bed with a blue blanket .
ALT: a fox is laying on its back on a bed with a blue blanket .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Our photographer Alex Kormann captured the exact moment the presses stopped for the last time in Minneapolis, ending a 158 history of locally printed newspapers.
December 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The Miseducation of Lauryn Hill.
December 28, 2025 at 6:30 AM
Today the Unedo app asked me to identify some Spanish words for building materials and suddenly the 3,000 hours I’ve spent playing Fallout 4 in Spanish were justified.
December 26, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I just want it to scream when my food is done.
You should be able to add custom sounds to your microwave
December 24, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The barista said “You wanted a large cappuccino?” and I said yes even though a large cappuccino does not exist, you have made something else at that size. But I said yes, I said yes, because that is how much I want the best for everyone, the most success, the most confidence, the most yes —
December 21, 2025 at 11:26 PM
It’s been so long since my father was last at Abbott Northwestern that my Panera points are expiring, hallelujah, keep it up!
December 20, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s…so good! Sorry Adam.
A kid in junior school made a Millenium Falcon with his hand by splitting his middle fingers Spock-style with his thumb as the cockpit. He flew around the playground and freaked if you copied his creation. Well, Adam - I'm doing it right now in my home and you cannot stop me.
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
This morning Eric said “We both could use a shower” instead of “You stink” and that’s a top marriage tip.
December 18, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I brought three blank envelopes of my book on vacation and got three orders. Wouldn’t it be magic if I guessed right how many books to bring? But it also would be magic if I got a lot of book orders. I don’t know which way to cross my fingers.
December 18, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Every time I look at the hard level @nytgames.bsky.social “Pips” I get scared and throw my phone out the window.
December 16, 2025 at 7:33 AM
Thank you to the healthcare profesional who saw us leave the parking garage and could tell my 83 year old father and I were not trying to go to the Mother & Child Center.
December 15, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Wordle 1,640 6/6

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It makes me wonder if anyone has ever used 20 wrong letters and then gotten the Wordle! Have I? I don’t recall.
December 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM