Jill Bernard
@jillybee72.bsky.social
twincitiesimprov.com is my pet project!
I thought I saw Magne Furuholmen on the streets of Oslo but then I realized, no, he would not look the same today as on the poster in my teenage bedroom!!
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I thought I saw Magne Furuholmen on the streets of Oslo but then I realized, no, he would not look the same today as on the poster in my teenage bedroom!!
I hope I never forget how nice it was to go to the beach all summer.
September 30, 2025 at 4:26 AM
I hope I never forget how nice it was to go to the beach all summer.
Yah no markings in the middle
September 28, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Yah no markings in the middle
We were the 2004 ComedySportz World Champions. We’ve won since then! But I’m not good at keeping track.
September 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
We were the 2004 ComedySportz World Champions. We’ve won since then! But I’m not good at keeping track.
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
September 2, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Using one photo already on your phone, what is the announcement tomorrow at 2?
Can you imagine non-ironically wearing a hat that speaks about you in the third person? Let alone brags and lies about you in the third person?
August 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Can you imagine non-ironically wearing a hat that speaks about you in the third person? Let alone brags and lies about you in the third person?
Goodbye Terrance Stamp, your performance in Priscilla Queen of the Desert will stay with me always.
August 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Goodbye Terrance Stamp, your performance in Priscilla Queen of the Desert will stay with me always.
Can’t stop thinking about that kid asking “What is Donald Trump going to do about climate change?” in the most fed up tone as Karoline Leavitt tries to keep the kids press conference cutesy-poo.
July 22, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Can’t stop thinking about that kid asking “What is Donald Trump going to do about climate change?” in the most fed up tone as Karoline Leavitt tries to keep the kids press conference cutesy-poo.
Update! Eric did the hard part for my birthday! But then I fought the fourth phase so I helped Hyrule too!
July 20, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Update! Eric did the hard part for my birthday! But then I fought the fourth phase so I helped Hyrule too!
It’s up to 3 people from two countries, picking up speed here.
July 16, 2025 at 11:55 PM
It’s up to 3 people from two countries, picking up speed here.
The mice don’t show
July 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
The mice don’t show
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
July 4, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
My beloved husband and I will be giving a duo performance as part of @improvagogo at Strike Theater, Sunday 7/6 at 7:30. Tickets at the door, pay what you like. We shall see you there!
July 2, 2025 at 6:25 PM
My beloved husband and I will be giving a duo performance as part of @improvagogo at Strike Theater, Sunday 7/6 at 7:30. Tickets at the door, pay what you like. We shall see you there!
We learned on the way that Speaker Hortman & her husband were dead, Senator Hoffman & his wife wounded, the gunman at large. We did not turn back, we will not turn back. #NoKings #Minnesota
June 15, 2025 at 5:17 AM
We learned on the way that Speaker Hortman & her husband were dead, Senator Hoffman & his wife wounded, the gunman at large. We did not turn back, we will not turn back. #NoKings #Minnesota
Why’s Canada sending smoke and not ketchup chips?!?
June 12, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Why’s Canada sending smoke and not ketchup chips?!?
I know just the attorney for you!!
May 21, 2025 at 4:48 AM
I know just the attorney for you!!
I also have another @simonearth.bsky.social piece — this is Oscar the Pet Rock among the aloes.
May 7, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I also have another @simonearth.bsky.social piece — this is Oscar the Pet Rock among the aloes.
@supplydepotmpls.bsky.social Cops took someone’s stuff from a doorway at Franklin & S 4th Ave at 6pm. I didn’t see anyone
April 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
@supplydepotmpls.bsky.social Cops took someone’s stuff from a doorway at Franklin & S 4th Ave at 6pm. I didn’t see anyone
Without downloading pics, where are you at mentally?
April 26, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Without downloading pics, where are you at mentally?
February 12, 2025 at 7:19 PM
It’s all one long book report on a book he didn’t read.
February 1, 2025 at 6:33 AM
It’s all one long book report on a book he didn’t read.
Hold all my calls, I will be googling frog x-rays all day.
January 27, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Hold all my calls, I will be googling frog x-rays all day.