Pogger Augur Divus Chrust
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representing generation zombie
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Even Superman had a mom.
November 19, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Even Superman had a mom.
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enjoy death cab for cutie? you'll love Life Cab For Uggo
November 18, 2025 at 6:52 PM
enjoy death cab for cutie? you'll love Life Cab For Uggo
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when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare
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Can you not just smite him?
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Can you not just smite him?
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Smoking that shit that turns you into a stupid baby
November 17, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Smoking that shit that turns you into a stupid baby
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sometimes when i’m rly baked i start thinking abt the “are we human or are we dancer” lyric from the killers too hard & disassociate
November 16, 2025 at 5:26 PM
sometimes when i’m rly baked i start thinking abt the “are we human or are we dancer” lyric from the killers too hard & disassociate
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Muppet Knives Out
November 16, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Muppet Knives Out
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First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
November 17, 2025 at 3:18 PM
First footage of Link and Zelda in The Legend of Zelda live-action movie released
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I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive; I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways.
November 17, 2025 at 11:20 AM
I am the ghost of Christmas Future Perfect Subjunctive; I will show you what would have happened were you not to have changed your ways.
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Me: Who are you?
Figure: I AM DEATH.
Me: Are you here for me?
Figure: NO. FOR YOUR INDOOR PLANTS.
Figure: I AM DEATH.
Me: Are you here for me?
Figure: NO. FOR YOUR INDOOR PLANTS.
November 15, 2025 at 5:08 PM
Me: Who are you?
Figure: I AM DEATH.
Me: Are you here for me?
Figure: NO. FOR YOUR INDOOR PLANTS.
Figure: I AM DEATH.
Me: Are you here for me?
Figure: NO. FOR YOUR INDOOR PLANTS.
ok tho I finally read Twilight and it’s NOT poorly written. not your cup of tea? fair. thematically troubling? sure. but incompetently penned? nope. it aims for accessibility and clarity and nails it.
if you still think that = bad, you may need to exorcize some residual patriarchy from your head.
if you still think that = bad, you may need to exorcize some residual patriarchy from your head.
For those who are pro book bans but only in the sense of banning “poorly written” books, if we banned said things.. then we’d never have the Twilight movies.
And that movie series is a cultural feast for the soul.
I may not care for the books, but holy shit those movies cure all that ail me.
And that movie series is a cultural feast for the soul.
I may not care for the books, but holy shit those movies cure all that ail me.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
ok tho I finally read Twilight and it’s NOT poorly written. not your cup of tea? fair. thematically troubling? sure. but incompetently penned? nope. it aims for accessibility and clarity and nails it.
if you still think that = bad, you may need to exorcize some residual patriarchy from your head.
if you still think that = bad, you may need to exorcize some residual patriarchy from your head.
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sleep soon before it becomes unbearable. you might turn tiny like this
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
sleep soon before it becomes unbearable. you might turn tiny like this
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Local woman wakes up, becomes internationally renowned motivational oatmeal speaker who tours the world spreading oatmeal wisdom and action, makes oatmeal.
November 13, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Local woman wakes up, becomes internationally renowned motivational oatmeal speaker who tours the world spreading oatmeal wisdom and action, makes oatmeal.
“may”??
but yes it’s now or never and he knows it. he’s going to play every card, take every swing, and frantically seek new ways to permanently install his current power
but yes it’s now or never and he knows it. he’s going to play every card, take every swing, and frantically seek new ways to permanently install his current power
Trump’s problem is that so many Americans — including his MAGA base — believed that he’d expose a powerful global elite.
But every day it's becoming more and more clear that Trump may actually be part of that global elite.
Expect him to lash out as the walls close in.
But every day it's becoming more and more clear that Trump may actually be part of that global elite.
Expect him to lash out as the walls close in.
November 13, 2025 at 5:17 PM
“may”??
but yes it’s now or never and he knows it. he’s going to play every card, take every swing, and frantically seek new ways to permanently install his current power
but yes it’s now or never and he knows it. he’s going to play every card, take every swing, and frantically seek new ways to permanently install his current power
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i often wish i could spend less time “building” and more time “making”.
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
i often wish i could spend less time “building” and more time “making”.
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For the folk of the realm, that day was the beginning of the end.
For Conan, it was Thursday.
For Conan, it was Thursday.
November 12, 2025 at 7:44 PM
For the folk of the realm, that day was the beginning of the end.
For Conan, it was Thursday.
For Conan, it was Thursday.
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Whoever does the emails for my apt complex, regularly commits font crimes.
What the fuck is this
What the fuck is this
November 12, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Whoever does the emails for my apt complex, regularly commits font crimes.
What the fuck is this
What the fuck is this
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He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
November 12, 2025 at 6:28 PM
He said I was arrogant, so I set about him with my sceptre.
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Trying to make pumpkin spice latte with Bruce. Bruce is the cow
November 12, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Trying to make pumpkin spice latte with Bruce. Bruce is the cow
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Music, lots of music.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Music, lots of music.
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November 12, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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Fuck yeah northern lights!
November 12, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fuck yeah northern lights!
….why not both???
November 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
….why not both???
cool thing about democracy is that we retake the senate BY purging (replacing) the inept losers. have 🍰 eat 🍰
anyway if dems think I'm gonna forget this shit in 5 months, they're wrong. if they think I'm gonna forget it in 5 years, they're wrong. they have fully convinced me that purging the party of these inept losers in the senate is more important than retaking the senate in the next election cycle
November 11, 2025 at 4:20 PM
cool thing about democracy is that we retake the senate BY purging (replacing) the inept losers. have 🍰 eat 🍰