Pogger Augur Divus Chrust
@jigglejaveline.bsky.social
representing generation zombie
get u a dentist who calls the day before to guarantee disappointment 🥰
November 3, 2025 at 9:14 PM
get u a dentist who calls the day before to guarantee disappointment 🥰
this isn’t okay it’s excellent. please please please make more shows that tackle patriarchy head on
October 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
this isn’t okay it’s excellent. please please please make more shows that tackle patriarchy head on
cute little flick about cooking and fitness for all the bitches who thought Barbie was basic
September 30, 2025 at 11:11 PM
cute little flick about cooking and fitness for all the bitches who thought Barbie was basic
his middle name is Pleiades what a girl boss
September 25, 2025 at 12:44 AM
his middle name is Pleiades what a girl boss
September 21, 2025 at 12:29 AM
a memeworthy artifact of 2005 about a hyper-competent team of unlikely allies defeating a monopolist supervillain martial artist who was asked to join mensa. wall to wall goodbad dad jokes and soundtrack that kick at least three quarters of an ass. adhd-friendly.
“not bad, for a little cookiemaker”
“not bad, for a little cookiemaker”
September 19, 2025 at 2:02 AM
a memeworthy artifact of 2005 about a hyper-competent team of unlikely allies defeating a monopolist supervillain martial artist who was asked to join mensa. wall to wall goodbad dad jokes and soundtrack that kick at least three quarters of an ass. adhd-friendly.
“not bad, for a little cookiemaker”
“not bad, for a little cookiemaker”
@hankgreen.bsky.social wtf are you talking about?? there are PLENTY of people who know what's wrong with America. you don't, and that's fine--but if you can't see where we're going, stop trying to lead. find someone with vision and FOLLOW. nobody needs you to platform your own confused gen x whining
September 16, 2025 at 6:06 AM
@hankgreen.bsky.social wtf are you talking about?? there are PLENTY of people who know what's wrong with America. you don't, and that's fine--but if you can't see where we're going, stop trying to lead. find someone with vision and FOLLOW. nobody needs you to platform your own confused gen x whining
time to take a break from the news cycle oh oops
September 15, 2025 at 2:45 AM
time to take a break from the news cycle oh oops
10% Michelle Pffeifer’s eyes
10% hottest slab from Blade Runner rip
10% saving Ferris
10% red tailed hawk glam shots
2% the worst special effects 1985 has to offer
58% The Alan Parsons Project
100% will watch again
10% hottest slab from Blade Runner rip
10% saving Ferris
10% red tailed hawk glam shots
2% the worst special effects 1985 has to offer
58% The Alan Parsons Project
100% will watch again
September 10, 2025 at 11:54 PM
10% Michelle Pffeifer’s eyes
10% hottest slab from Blade Runner rip
10% saving Ferris
10% red tailed hawk glam shots
2% the worst special effects 1985 has to offer
58% The Alan Parsons Project
100% will watch again
10% hottest slab from Blade Runner rip
10% saving Ferris
10% red tailed hawk glam shots
2% the worst special effects 1985 has to offer
58% The Alan Parsons Project
100% will watch again
September 7, 2025 at 11:27 PM
yes i am JUST drunk enough for the movie on the left
September 3, 2025 at 9:54 PM
yes i am JUST drunk enough for the movie on the left
my parents: we keep bees
like yeah me too 🙄
like yeah me too 🙄
September 2, 2025 at 6:34 PM
my parents: we keep bees
like yeah me too 🙄
like yeah me too 🙄
can someone explain to me why the sun shining through the high altitude cloud is casting a shadow of the low altitude cloud on the high altitude cloud isn’t that kind of. backwards.
August 30, 2025 at 10:29 PM
can someone explain to me why the sun shining through the high altitude cloud is casting a shadow of the low altitude cloud on the high altitude cloud isn’t that kind of. backwards.
hey look the r-strategy needs a motto too 🖖
August 30, 2025 at 9:24 PM
hey look the r-strategy needs a motto too 🖖
sitting enjoying my tea on the left side of a bench in sleepy rainy colorado morning and I look over to see this column of midges is sitting on the bench next to me
August 25, 2025 at 1:25 PM
sitting enjoying my tea on the left side of a bench in sleepy rainy colorado morning and I look over to see this column of midges is sitting on the bench next to me
long nails make funnier typos
July 15, 2025 at 5:33 PM
long nails make funnier typos
this lobster has intense ennui but even he cannot fail to recognize the spirit of the warrior in your eyes
for so long he has watched hope slip away, the forces of evil too great, the defenders of good too few, too fragile…
& yet here you are.
hope, at last, has returned to this jaded crustacean.
for so long he has watched hope slip away, the forces of evil too great, the defenders of good too few, too fragile…
& yet here you are.
hope, at last, has returned to this jaded crustacean.
July 14, 2025 at 5:05 PM
this lobster has intense ennui but even he cannot fail to recognize the spirit of the warrior in your eyes
for so long he has watched hope slip away, the forces of evil too great, the defenders of good too few, too fragile…
& yet here you are.
hope, at last, has returned to this jaded crustacean.
for so long he has watched hope slip away, the forces of evil too great, the defenders of good too few, too fragile…
& yet here you are.
hope, at last, has returned to this jaded crustacean.
this book asserts that lack of opportunity & class mobility is what opened the door for a parasite like Trump
when people are desperate, loyalties are cheap. all it takes is a few loud promises and an invitation to congratulate yourself for being white instead of admonishing yourself for being poor
when people are desperate, loyalties are cheap. all it takes is a few loud promises and an invitation to congratulate yourself for being white instead of admonishing yourself for being poor
July 12, 2025 at 4:30 PM
this book asserts that lack of opportunity & class mobility is what opened the door for a parasite like Trump
when people are desperate, loyalties are cheap. all it takes is a few loud promises and an invitation to congratulate yourself for being white instead of admonishing yourself for being poor
when people are desperate, loyalties are cheap. all it takes is a few loud promises and an invitation to congratulate yourself for being white instead of admonishing yourself for being poor
just saw the pic of mussolini and hitler on the Wikipedia page for fascism and god they are just so dumb. they just look like dumb bad fucked up people. because they are. dumb bad fucked up people and you can see it on their stupid fucking faces
it’s nice to know some things don’t really change
it’s nice to know some things don’t really change
July 11, 2025 at 10:33 PM
just saw the pic of mussolini and hitler on the Wikipedia page for fascism and god they are just so dumb. they just look like dumb bad fucked up people. because they are. dumb bad fucked up people and you can see it on their stupid fucking faces
it’s nice to know some things don’t really change
it’s nice to know some things don’t really change
time to get wrecked
July 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
time to get wrecked
“Failure is a feeling long before it becomes an actual result.”
June 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
“Failure is a feeling long before it becomes an actual result.”
I’m no designer but now that you mention it my first thought is of this, which I do not hate
June 25, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I’m no designer but now that you mention it my first thought is of this, which I do not hate
If you see this, post a picture from your device without any explanation
June 24, 2025 at 11:53 PM
If you see this, post a picture from your device without any explanation
Why are We still trying to nominate career politicians to oppose Trump?
The one healthy thing voters seek in Trump is a monumental shift from the status quo
Voters—reasonably—do not trust career Dems to do that
Haven’t we learned this twice already?
You know what Albert probably never said…
The one healthy thing voters seek in Trump is a monumental shift from the status quo
Voters—reasonably—do not trust career Dems to do that
Haven’t we learned this twice already?
You know what Albert probably never said…
June 3, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Why are We still trying to nominate career politicians to oppose Trump?
The one healthy thing voters seek in Trump is a monumental shift from the status quo
Voters—reasonably—do not trust career Dems to do that
Haven’t we learned this twice already?
You know what Albert probably never said…
The one healthy thing voters seek in Trump is a monumental shift from the status quo
Voters—reasonably—do not trust career Dems to do that
Haven’t we learned this twice already?
You know what Albert probably never said…