JudgyPantsJesse
@jesseweirdo.bsky.social
Professional booze slinger, guitarist, dad and jackass all in one
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Elsa would like everyone to know it’s a beautiful day on the cliffs
November 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Elsa would like everyone to know it’s a beautiful day on the cliffs
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someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
someday a real Black Friday will come and wash all the scum off the streets
Don’t get me wrong, I miss the kids. But this going for a walk, drinking bellinis, taking a nap, gummies, LOTR marathon is not the worst 😏
November 27, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Don’t get me wrong, I miss the kids. But this going for a walk, drinking bellinis, taking a nap, gummies, LOTR marathon is not the worst 😏
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sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
November 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
sad news from the thanksgiving day parade: ICE just detained the dora the explorer float.
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Every day I wake up and give thanks for my health, my family, and for not being Cheryl Hines
November 23, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Every day I wake up and give thanks for my health, my family, and for not being Cheryl Hines
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you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
November 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
you’re just a skeleton holding up a bunch of flesh that was designed to be a vessel to carry poop around
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nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
November 15, 2025 at 3:55 AM
nothing but respect to the urban assault smart car
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My lil baby turns 16 today and it’s a little wild to realize how fast all this happens
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 PM
My lil baby turns 16 today and it’s a little wild to realize how fast all this happens
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Aurora Perry Ellis
November 12, 2025 at 6:01 AM
Aurora Perry Ellis
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crazy how we made a holiday about a time when we stole land and did not say thank you & called it thanksgiving
November 10, 2025 at 4:45 AM
crazy how we made a holiday about a time when we stole land and did not say thank you & called it thanksgiving
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an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
November 8, 2025 at 6:57 PM
an owl babysitter is a hootenanny has this been done before
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You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
November 9, 2025 at 11:20 AM
You don’t suffer fools gladly?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
But sir, may I point out that you’re on social media voluntarily?
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A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
November 6, 2025 at 11:56 PM
A weighted blanket, but it’s just someone dropping a grand piano on me.
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Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
November 4, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Incredibly funny to watch the right wing going Oh so just because I love money and hate poor people I'm a bad Christian according to "the pope"???
10 and his buddy as characters from SilkSong
November 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
10 and his buddy as characters from SilkSong
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Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
October 30, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
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i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal
October 23, 2025 at 2:56 PM
i like that we know the ICE fitness standards now because now we all know exactly how fast we need to be able to run to be just slightly faster than any given ICE agent. a useable training goal
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How to stay safe during an encounter with police:
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
October 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
How to stay safe during an encounter with police:
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
1. Wear glasses
2. Say "you wouldn't hit a guy with glasses"
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One thing that I’ve come around on in comics is it used to seem corny and childish that a bunch of guys would call themselves the Legion of Doom and meet in an old castle where they’d be like ”hiss let us defeat the ideas of hope and love hiss” but that’s what they’re actually doing in real life lol
October 14, 2025 at 1:08 PM
One thing that I’ve come around on in comics is it used to seem corny and childish that a bunch of guys would call themselves the Legion of Doom and meet in an old castle where they’d be like ”hiss let us defeat the ideas of hope and love hiss” but that’s what they’re actually doing in real life lol
Man…I am so excited. Everyone’s gone for the weekend so I’ve got the house to myself.
Cleaned everything since no kids here to make a mess, gonna go for a walk, go see One Battle After Another in a theatre… peak living for a boring old man like me
Cleaned everything since no kids here to make a mess, gonna go for a walk, go see One Battle After Another in a theatre… peak living for a boring old man like me
October 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Man…I am so excited. Everyone’s gone for the weekend so I’ve got the house to myself.
Cleaned everything since no kids here to make a mess, gonna go for a walk, go see One Battle After Another in a theatre… peak living for a boring old man like me
Cleaned everything since no kids here to make a mess, gonna go for a walk, go see One Battle After Another in a theatre… peak living for a boring old man like me
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I'm thought provoking in the sense I'm constantly making you think "what the fuck".
October 4, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I'm thought provoking in the sense I'm constantly making you think "what the fuck".