Jeff D.
@jeffdesurra.com
Program manager @ Waymo, Snoopy enthusiast, Dodger fan, father, husband, tech geek, ADHD, PTSD, GAD, PD, writer of run-on sentences. he/him
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Jeff D.
@jeffdesurra.com
· Jan 4
We all have to be top at something. My achievement is being an obsessive Peanuts fan, particularly the music.
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You work too hard not to give us your money. https://store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=a2cf7c661&_ss=r
January 27, 2026 at 11:30 PM
You work too hard not to give us your money. https://store.theonion.com/products/true-courage-headline-t-shirt?_pos=1&_sid=a2cf7c661&_ss=r
I don't care much for Belichick, but as a casual observer, this is beyond insane
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I don't care much for Belichick, but as a casual observer, this is beyond insane
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and I used to thing *baseball* HOF voters undervalued BBs
January 27, 2026 at 10:37 PM
and I used to thing *baseball* HOF voters undervalued BBs
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The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
January 26, 2026 at 10:56 PM
The killing of Alex Pretti and the grotesque lying was an overreach by the administration. They've paid a price and had to pull back a bit. But it's when there's some disarray that the democratic opposition needs to intensify the offensive, and turn a marginal tactical success into a major victory.
So glad that I give absolutely no shits about either team in the Super Bowl.
January 26, 2026 at 3:02 AM
So glad that I give absolutely no shits about either team in the Super Bowl.
Also, thank God for the NFL salary cap, otherwise we wouldn't have the great diversity of teams making it to the Super Bowl every year /s
January 26, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Also, thank God for the NFL salary cap, otherwise we wouldn't have the great diversity of teams making it to the Super Bowl every year /s
Maybe I'll watch the Super Bowl as a protest against president Cheeto and in support of Bad Bunny.
January 26, 2026 at 12:14 AM
Maybe I'll watch the Super Bowl as a protest against president Cheeto and in support of Bad Bunny.
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"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
January 16, 2026 at 4:42 PM
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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The Dodgers have paid grown men millions of dollars to do what Decoy will do for free. ❤️
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I was actually taking a stadium tour with my son today and decoy came out and greeted us all before Shohei came out to work out. Decoy then proceeded to take a dump in left field and Shohei saw this, ran back to the clubhouse, got a bag and cleaned it up
[Picture of decoy pooping]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cilflthhvjzz6dz6k765zjwa/bafkreigixqgjcmkrtizwxbskuoz2omyn4a4l7ivnstxb26d42bvlclc5he@jpeg)
January 10, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The Dodgers have paid grown men millions of dollars to do what Decoy will do for free. ❤️
Proud to say I went the whole NFL season and did not willingly or voluntarily watch a game this year. Obviously there were have on at some people's houses I visited or at restaurants, but otherwise didn't watch. Hoping to keep that trend going.
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 AM
Proud to say I went the whole NFL season and did not willingly or voluntarily watch a game this year. Obviously there were have on at some people's houses I visited or at restaurants, but otherwise didn't watch. Hoping to keep that trend going.
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Asshole is upset that his assholery prevented him from being on a special for a show that he bailed on in its second season.
Chevy Chase admits in his upcoming documentary that he felt
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
Chevy Chase Felt ‘Hurt’ for Not Being in the SNL 50 Celebration
Chevy Chase admits in his upcoming documentary that he felt
‘hurt’ being excluded from the SNL50 special, especially during the Weekend Update segment.
www.vulture.com
December 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
Asshole is upset that his assholery prevented him from being on a special for a show that he bailed on in its second season.
Football is modern day Roman gladiatorism. Take the poorest, neediest people with the fewest options because of a society that keeps them down, promise them fame and fortune, and watch as they destroy their lives for human entertainment.
December 24, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Football is modern day Roman gladiatorism. Take the poorest, neediest people with the fewest options because of a society that keeps them down, promise them fame and fortune, and watch as they destroy their lives for human entertainment.
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The MLBPA and NFLPA are both vital, the former for showing everyone else what could be done and the other for showing everyone else what could be done if you were asleep at the wheel.
December 24, 2025 at 1:13 AM
The MLBPA and NFLPA are both vital, the former for showing everyone else what could be done and the other for showing everyone else what could be done if you were asleep at the wheel.
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Study Shows Link Between Feelings Of Guilt, Bleeding Man Holding Onto Car Hood Screaming At You To Stop https://theonion.com/study-shows-link-between-feelings-of-guilt-bleeding-ma-1827515502/
December 19, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Study Shows Link Between Feelings Of Guilt, Bleeding Man Holding Onto Car Hood Screaming At You To Stop https://theonion.com/study-shows-link-between-feelings-of-guilt-bleeding-ma-1827515502/
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Scoff if you want, but it is literally impossible to count the number of jobs I have personally lost to people of color, because I have made them all up in my head, and most of them I didn't even apply for
December 19, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Scoff if you want, but it is literally impossible to count the number of jobs I have personally lost to people of color, because I have made them all up in my head, and most of them I didn't even apply for
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Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
December 19, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Terrifying headline if you don’t realize they are sports teams.
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“Merriam-Webster clearly has a pro-dictionary bias that’s preventing it from considering all words equally,” lexicographer Alison Nielsen wrote in a widely shared social media post that lambasted the Merriam-Webster editorial team
Merriam-Webster Accused Of Bias After ‘Dictionary’ Named Word Of The Year
SPRINGFIELD, MA—Facing intense backlash and scrutiny from critics who say the reference book publisher had failed to take all words into consideration, Merriam-Webster was accused of bias Monday after...
theonion.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
“Merriam-Webster clearly has a pro-dictionary bias that’s preventing it from considering all words equally,” lexicographer Alison Nielsen wrote in a widely shared social media post that lambasted the Merriam-Webster editorial team
Donald Trump can go fuck himself, with all due respect (which is none). A fucking soulless animal.
December 15, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Donald Trump can go fuck himself, with all due respect (which is none). A fucking soulless animal.
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Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
December 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.
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The Dodgers express our deep sorrow and share our condolences over the passing of longtime fan Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele.
December 15, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The Dodgers express our deep sorrow and share our condolences over the passing of longtime fan Rob Reiner and his wife, Michele.
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When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.
December 15, 2025 at 7:37 AM
When Rob Reiner was on his all-time epic run at the start of his career, he had an opportunity to read a script that was looking for a production partner, and he lost his mind for it. He decided Castle Rock had to have it, no matter what.