Jeff D.
@jeffdesurra.com
Program manager @ Waymo, Snoopy enthusiast, Dodger fan, father, husband, tech geek, writer of run-on sentences. he/him
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Jeff D.
@jeffdesurra.com
· Jan 4
We all have to be top at something. My achievement is being an obsessive Peanuts fan, particularly the music.
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December 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Tragic, but damn was that limited edition reusable shopping bag worth the bloodbath
42 Million Dead In Bloodiest Black Friday Weekend On Record https://theonion.com/42-million-dead-in-bloodiest-black-friday-weekend-on-re-1819574242/
November 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Tragic, but damn was that limited edition reusable shopping bag worth the bloodbath
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Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Target Now Offering Snipers To Take Out Other Shoppers For Black Friday
@profanity.accountant let's see, don't think it should be too bad...
November 29, 2025 at 5:59 AM
@profanity.accountant let's see, don't think it should be too bad...
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X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
November 25, 2025 at 8:32 PM
X has a problem with foreign accounts profiting specifically on right wing extremism because it’s really hard to rage bait someone with “everyone should have access to affordable healthcare”
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there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
November 24, 2025 at 10:42 PM
there is zero chance the Yankees failed to turn a profit in any year, but especially in 2025 when they were coming off a World Series appearance. If an MLB owner says he lost money, that's like me saying I can fly. You should insist on proof.
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
(I can't fly, just so no one asks me to demonstrate.)
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This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
November 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
This is who she was.
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
Passionate in her beliefs. Fiercely loyal to her friends. Never afraid to let you know exactly where she stood. The best.
Fun Fact: I remember arguing with her over which of us hated Piggy the most. I was sure I did. She disagreed. It remains unresolved...
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Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
November 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Autocorrect has become our worst enema.
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GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
GOLDENEYE Pause Music
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
#JamesBond #Videogames #MusicSky #90s #Nostalgia #Gaming #GoldenEye #Movies #OTD #FilmSky
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last thing: any writer who repeats these claims uncritically is not a journalist, they're just doing PR
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
last thing: any writer who repeats these claims uncritically is not a journalist, they're just doing PR
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Until owners open their books, the default assumption should be that they're making money hand over fist and they don't want the players to know it. And opening the books should mean cash flow statements for all affiliated entities, not just showing paper losses for the team.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Until owners open their books, the default assumption should be that they're making money hand over fist and they don't want the players to know it. And opening the books should mean cash flow statements for all affiliated entities, not just showing paper losses for the team.
Our family said goodbye to our family dog of 15 years today. He was the first dog my wife and I owned before we were even engaged. Moved with us to 3 homes, watched our 2 kids be born, got to see 3 Dodger championship. I'm going to miss you Benny.
November 7, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Our family said goodbye to our family dog of 15 years today. He was the first dog my wife and I owned before we were even engaged. Moved with us to 3 homes, watched our 2 kids be born, got to see 3 Dodger championship. I'm going to miss you Benny.
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OMFG
I need @gatodejazz.bsky.social to see this Frederique gone wild footage
November 5, 2025 at 4:22 PM
OMFG
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Game 7 of the 2025 World Series averaged 51million viewers combined across the United States, Canada, and Japan making it the most-watched MLB game in 34 years, since Game 7 of the 1991 World Series.
November 5, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Game 7 of the 2025 World Series averaged 51million viewers combined across the United States, Canada, and Japan making it the most-watched MLB game in 34 years, since Game 7 of the 1991 World Series.
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Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself
November 5, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Congrats Zohran on being the first Mets fan to realize that if he wanted to see a big win in his lifetime he’d have to do it himself
I'm encouraged by the results of tonight's elections. I wish Americans had been paying attention a year ago when we could have avoided this fucking hellscape nightmare, but I'll take the positive news today
November 5, 2025 at 4:37 AM
I'm encouraged by the results of tonight's elections. I wish Americans had been paying attention a year ago when we could have avoided this fucking hellscape nightmare, but I'll take the positive news today
The Colorado Rockies are the prime example of why a salary cap won't work in baseball. A salary cap can't fix stupid. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
Rockies move on from finalists for top baseball operations job: Sources
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2025 at 4:47 AM
The Colorado Rockies are the prime example of why a salary cap won't work in baseball. A salary cap can't fix stupid. www.nytimes.com/athletic/677...
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Sleeping Shepherd, by Titian, 1500–10
November 2, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Sleeping Shepherd, by Titian, 1500–10
Contrasting Pat Murphy vs John Schneider in the postgame press conferences, I get why the Blue Jays played so hard. Schneider makes me want to play baseball for him, and I'm 41. The way he defends his players and supports them is so obvious and awesome.
November 2, 2025 at 5:55 AM
Contrasting Pat Murphy vs John Schneider in the postgame press conferences, I get why the Blue Jays played so hard. Schneider makes me want to play baseball for him, and I'm 41. The way he defends his players and supports them is so obvious and awesome.
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The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
November 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
The Good Samaritan, by Joseph Highmore, 1744, 📸 by @patricksmith04
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Re-skeeting with alt text
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Re-skeeting with alt text
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Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
November 2, 2025 at 5:20 AM
Shohei Ohtani left the Angels and immediately won two rings.
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I'm sure no one wants to hear it from me but condolences to the Jays fans, an absolutely incredible season, a juggernaut of a team that deserved to win
November 2, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I'm sure no one wants to hear it from me but condolences to the Jays fans, an absolutely incredible season, a juggernaut of a team that deserved to win
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People ask me what I do when there’s no baseball. Well, I’ll tell you.
November 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
People ask me what I do when there’s no baseball. Well, I’ll tell you.
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Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on a magnificent season. It is a shame either team had to lose. And this was a gut punch. 💔💔
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
November 2, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Congratulations to the Toronto Blue Jays on a magnificent season. It is a shame either team had to lose. And this was a gut punch. 💔💔
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.
Classy players, fanbase, and truly one of the finest cities in the world.
Future is bright with Yeasavage, Barger, and Vladdy.
Now go re-sign Bo.