jaywallace1.bsky.social
@jaywallace1.bsky.social
Aspiring Writer. I like Poetry, Vaporwave, Weird Fiction, Weird Movies and Motorcycles.

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https://www.tumblr.com/jaywallace1
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THOMAS, INVENTOR OF THE LAZY SUSAN: Behold! My latest invention: the Lazy Susan. I—
SUSAN, THOMAS' WIFE: The fucking what?
November 14, 2025 at 12:24 PM
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After Dinner - An Accelerating Etude [Japan, Avantgarde / Dark Ambient] (1984)
https://redd.it/ohikfr
https://youtu.be/veKHdUl9tg0
After Dinner - An Accelerating Etude [Japan, Avantgarde / Dark Ambient] (1984)
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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My son was showing me baby hammerhead sharks the other day and look how cool this little dude is
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 AM
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cold beer
I made a song entirely from 50 country artists singing "cold beer"
YouTube video by There I Ruined It
youtu.be
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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The International Criminal Court is ditching Microsoft Office, saying it’s too dependent on US tech, in favor of Open Desk, a German open source alternative.

The move comes after Microsoft revoked ICC head Karim Khan’s email access when he was sanctioned by the US for the warrant against Netanyahu.
International Criminal Court to ditch Microsoft Office for European open source alternative | Euractiv
The court will move its internal work environment to Open Desk, a German-developed open source software
www.euractiv.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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I’m happy to deck halls or roast chestnuts but not before thanksgiving, I will turn on you
November 14, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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The new rich are stupid. They're like, "I shall burn every single tree on my estate and render it an ashen wasteland!" and "I shall buy that concert hall, bulldoze it, and sell the rubble as food to starving urchins!" and "Oh fuck, now I must build myself a panic room because people want to eat me!"
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Give a man a fish and someone with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about people getting free handouts. Teach a man to fish? Yeah, that person with a thousand fishes is going to bitch about that too.
November 14, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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MacPlus Reviews Your Cybergrind (etc) Submissions

Live now, starting shortly!
twitch.tv/vektroidlive
November 14, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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A full 20% of academic output from the Vulcan Science Academy is dedicated to interdisciplinary research into "Why Are Human Like That?" Many hypotheses, few breakthroughs.
November 13, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Something for @jonbois.bsky.social I found on tumblr.
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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Bezos spent a good deal of money to get the Broccoli family off the Bond property and now a movie can't get off the ground. Frankly, I think Bond has had his day, but it's telling "I know more about this than you because I read a summary of a book called 5 Steps To The Sigma Mind" strikes again.
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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hello is this thing on? please enjoy a rough summary of what I've been up to in my absence
November 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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i think if you lie down with dogs and wake up with fleas it is poor form to respond to people who notice the fleas by throwing a tantrum
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Current vibe
November 14, 2025 at 12:26 AM
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Frankenhooker
A Guillermo del Toro Film
November 14, 2025 at 12:28 AM
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Open the schools! The BOOK schools!!
This is a real flight school, teaching people to fly planes!!! Like????
November 14, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Great things are happening on marketplace
November 14, 2025 at 12:35 AM
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moreover, everyone in the jeemails must be destroyed
November 13, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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three songs into the industrial playlist
November 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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the fallout right now with epstein emails and people being shocked at just how much people knew is pretty much why gawker existed
November 13, 2025 at 5:31 PM
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wifes love asking shit like "Honey, what is the Blowjob Olympics?" and "Why is 'Blowjob Olympics' listed on our CC statement like 14 times"
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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It literally doesn't make any sense for oversized EVs. Even environmentally, they use as much energy as subcompacts. If anything it'd be better to use all that lithium for PHEVs/Car EVs
November 13, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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Dems had a silver bullet to take down Trump, and they didn't use it because it implicated way too many donors and their beloved Clintons, and by the time the donors turned on them the mass murder in Gaza had started and we would have had sanctions on IS by public demand within a month lol
November 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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jeffrey epstein calling trump "functionally illiterate" is so fucking funny in the context of all those emails where he types like he eats paint chips for breakfast
November 13, 2025 at 6:04 AM