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The wages of slatternliness is cats
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If ICE were a person, it would be a Zoomer. I was 35 when the agency was created. It can be voted out of existence just as easily. This doesn’t require a constitutional amendment.
Of course, none of this is going to happen. Abolishing ICE is about as likely as fixing the electoral college.
January 8, 2026 at 9:53 AM
If ICE were a person, it would be a Zoomer. I was 35 when the agency was created. It can be voted out of existence just as easily. This doesn’t require a constitutional amendment.
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it's a good maxim in general, imo...but especially for navigating social networks: you are under no obligation to take criticism from someone you wouldn't ask for advice (or someone whose advice you would never heed).
January 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
it's a good maxim in general, imo...but especially for navigating social networks: you are under no obligation to take criticism from someone you wouldn't ask for advice (or someone whose advice you would never heed).
For no reason whatsoever I remembered a story about a girl I went to college with, who one night came to my friends' dorm room (right next to mine) inconsolable. My friends finally got her to calm down enough to tell what happened and why she was crying and she said she and her boyfriend had /
January 8, 2026 at 12:11 PM
For no reason whatsoever I remembered a story about a girl I went to college with, who one night came to my friends' dorm room (right next to mine) inconsolable. My friends finally got her to calm down enough to tell what happened and why she was crying and she said she and her boyfriend had /
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Your friendly reminder that humans are completely weird in that we don't have bones in our clitorises. Pretty much all mammals do. masto.ai/@vagina_muse...
Vagina Museum (@vagina_museum@masto.ai)
We hope nobody needs to hear this today, but 📢 vaginas do not have a bone 📢
However, clitorises do, in most animals. It's time to bone up on the baubellum, also known as the os clitoridis.
masto.ai
January 8, 2026 at 11:36 AM
Your friendly reminder that humans are completely weird in that we don't have bones in our clitorises. Pretty much all mammals do. masto.ai/@vagina_muse...
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I truly don't think mainstream journalists in the U.S are prepared to cover state violence
January 7, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I truly don't think mainstream journalists in the U.S are prepared to cover state violence
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ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
January 7, 2026 at 5:37 PM
ICE just murdered a woman here in Minneapolis. A legal observer. Shot her multiple times while she drove away as ordered. She was a US citizen.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Absolute, unequivocal, cold-blooded murder by Trump’s gestapo.
Abolish ICE, jail for everyone in charge. This is the lowest bar we accept now.
Democrats need to clean house of all these mealy-mouthed sclerotic old-guard politicians.
Stopping Trump from starting WW3 is more important than "lowering costs" whatever the fuck that means.
Stopping Trump from starting WW3 is more important than "lowering costs" whatever the fuck that means.
The White House is laser focused on threatening a military takeover of Greenland.
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
Where’s the same focus on lowering costs?
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Democrats need to clean house of all these mealy-mouthed sclerotic old-guard politicians.
Stopping Trump from starting WW3 is more important than "lowering costs" whatever the fuck that means.
Stopping Trump from starting WW3 is more important than "lowering costs" whatever the fuck that means.
I'm increasingly convinced that my boss has never done this type of work before.
January 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
I'm increasingly convinced that my boss has never done this type of work before.
Like the hatching of cicadas, the discovery that women are human with independent thoughts, emotions, and sexual desire, cycles around and everyone is surprised by it. Then everyone will forget and revert to unsatisfying slop until a new show emerges that we go berserk for, and it will start anew.
Why Would Women Like Naked Gorgeous Men Talking About Their Emotions. Why Would Women Like Beautiful Sexy Men Yearning Sexily. Why Would Women Like Sculpted Butts And True Love. The Female Mind Is An Enigma.
January 7, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Like the hatching of cicadas, the discovery that women are human with independent thoughts, emotions, and sexual desire, cycles around and everyone is surprised by it. Then everyone will forget and revert to unsatisfying slop until a new show emerges that we go berserk for, and it will start anew.
These two boys fell out of the sky less than six weeks ago.
‘Heated Rivalry’ Stars Hudson Williams and Connor Storrie to Present at Golden Globes (Exclusive)
The breakout stars are set to make their first award show appearance this Sunday.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
These two boys fell out of the sky less than six weeks ago.
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When a country decides to take "military actions" that another country does not want with the explicit goal of seizing their resources that is an invasion.
What the fuck is with the euphemisms?
What the fuck is with the euphemisms?
January 7, 2026 at 1:25 AM
When a country decides to take "military actions" that another country does not want with the explicit goal of seizing their resources that is an invasion.
What the fuck is with the euphemisms?
What the fuck is with the euphemisms?
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
January 6, 2026 at 8:38 PM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity
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The Rosetta Stone here is there's nothing to understand. It's a regime run by a terrifyingly stupid narcissistic rapist who's rapidly losing control of his faculties, & that just results in omnidirectional aggression.
I don't understand the schizophrenia of this administration, trying to destroy NATO and force Ukrainian surrender for Russia's benefit, but then also antagonizing its client states, shipping, and purportedly demanding Greenland to build a bulwark against it in the Arctic.
The U.S. is preparing for a potential interception of the oil tanker Marinera (formerly Bella 1), now sailing under the Russian flag. The vessel was previously sanctioned for carrying Iranian oil. Moscow has formally demanded Washington halt any seizure attempts. The mission could occur this week.
January 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The Rosetta Stone here is there's nothing to understand. It's a regime run by a terrifyingly stupid narcissistic rapist who's rapidly losing control of his faculties, & that just results in omnidirectional aggression.
This memory just resurfaced thanks to the Insta algo serving me up a post about cooking for undeserving boyfriends:
in the early 2000s I was dating a guy who was very much a football and beer guy. For his birthday, I taught myself rudimentary cake decorating skills (rosettes, piping), bought a /
in the early 2000s I was dating a guy who was very much a football and beer guy. For his birthday, I taught myself rudimentary cake decorating skills (rosettes, piping), bought a /
January 6, 2026 at 12:02 PM
This memory just resurfaced thanks to the Insta algo serving me up a post about cooking for undeserving boyfriends:
in the early 2000s I was dating a guy who was very much a football and beer guy. For his birthday, I taught myself rudimentary cake decorating skills (rosettes, piping), bought a /
in the early 2000s I was dating a guy who was very much a football and beer guy. For his birthday, I taught myself rudimentary cake decorating skills (rosettes, piping), bought a /
LOL, Hollander/Rozanov is the 11th highest-volume pairing on AO3 for 2025 and they debuted in the last week of November.
January 6, 2026 at 11:11 AM
LOL, Hollander/Rozanov is the 11th highest-volume pairing on AO3 for 2025 and they debuted in the last week of November.
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Generative AI is an engine for churning out contaminated information faster than people can produce safe information, let alone fact check and correct it.
And corrections never remove the original contamination, it's an attempt to stem the metaphorical bleeding and hope for the best. 11/
And corrections never remove the original contamination, it's an attempt to stem the metaphorical bleeding and hope for the best. 11/
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Generative AI is an engine for churning out contaminated information faster than people can produce safe information, let alone fact check and correct it.
And corrections never remove the original contamination, it's an attempt to stem the metaphorical bleeding and hope for the best. 11/
And corrections never remove the original contamination, it's an attempt to stem the metaphorical bleeding and hope for the best. 11/
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Nollaig na mBan shona daoibh! 👯🍸🎄
January 6, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Nollaig na mBan shona daoibh! 👯🍸🎄
Knowing that the people who made the show DARK have the rights to the book "Tyll" and its been "in development" since 2020 is making me slightly insane. I cannot think of anyone who is better suited to making that book into a show.
January 6, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Knowing that the people who made the show DARK have the rights to the book "Tyll" and its been "in development" since 2020 is making me slightly insane. I cannot think of anyone who is better suited to making that book into a show.
Forbes: How A Gay Hockey Romance Became A Soft Power Masterclass
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January 5, 2026 at 6:14 PM
Forbes: How A Gay Hockey Romance Became A Soft Power Masterclass
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Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
January 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Plain and simple my politics is that nobody should be wealthy enough to make their insecurities my problem.
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donald trump's largest donor and a former member of his administration created the largest CSAM production mechanism in human history
January 5, 2026 at 1:55 PM
donald trump's largest donor and a former member of his administration created the largest CSAM production mechanism in human history
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not to downplay the CSAM angle but even if 100% of the people in replied-to-by-Grok were of age, this is extremely disturbing and it's crystal clear that this is now the primary use case for inline Grok on X
(warning: this link is Grok replying to people)
x.com/grok/with_re...
(warning: this link is Grok replying to people)
x.com/grok/with_re...
January 5, 2026 at 1:57 PM
not to downplay the CSAM angle but even if 100% of the people in replied-to-by-Grok were of age, this is extremely disturbing and it's crystal clear that this is now the primary use case for inline Grok on X
(warning: this link is Grok replying to people)
x.com/grok/with_re...
(warning: this link is Grok replying to people)
x.com/grok/with_re...
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God dammit, Lord, I had my sins arranged exactly the way I wanted them. I have a system, Lord!!!!!
The Lord has put away all your sins
January 5, 2026 at 7:20 AM
God dammit, Lord, I had my sins arranged exactly the way I wanted them. I have a system, Lord!!!!!
I'll just QS the thread, these obits are amazing. I love these women.
Avoiding my geopolitical anxiety by reading the Harvard Magazine obits, and damn this issue starts off with a banger
January 5, 2026 at 12:30 AM
I'll just QS the thread, these obits are amazing. I love these women.