Artie
@jacobibenkenobi.bsky.social
He/They Angry Socialist Hick from a Christian Nationalist rural village in Michigan.
Eat the Reich
Free Palestine🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Peter Thiel is the closest thing to an Anti-Christ there ever was or will be.
Eat the Reich
Free Palestine🇵🇸
Trans rights are human rights 🏳️⚧️
Peter Thiel is the closest thing to an Anti-Christ there ever was or will be.
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Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara notes the MPD will not work with federal agents & says "In moments like this, I know how real the fear is in our community. People are going to want to speak out, protest, & exercise their 1st Amendment rights. We will absolutely defend people's right to do just that"
December 2, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Minneapolis Police Chief O'Hara notes the MPD will not work with federal agents & says "In moments like this, I know how real the fear is in our community. People are going to want to speak out, protest, & exercise their 1st Amendment rights. We will absolutely defend people's right to do just that"
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*knocks on your window at 5am to make sure I’m the first thing you think about when you wake up
November 30, 2025 at 12:50 AM
*knocks on your window at 5am to make sure I’m the first thing you think about when you wake up
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The store is playing St. Patrick’s Day music already 🤮
November 30, 2025 at 7:03 PM
The store is playing St. Patrick’s Day music already 🤮
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If Christianity existed in science fiction, the scholarly, wizened characters would be like, “I believe we can trust the words of this envoy. His sacred text forbids falsehoods."
April 21, 2025 at 1:58 AM
If Christianity existed in science fiction, the scholarly, wizened characters would be like, “I believe we can trust the words of this envoy. His sacred text forbids falsehoods."
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me when i see a 32 yr old expired Lemmon 714 Quaalude on the ground
November 28, 2025 at 7:04 PM
me when i see a 32 yr old expired Lemmon 714 Quaalude on the ground
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right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
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If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
November 27, 2025 at 12:21 AM
If you get an email with the subject “Knock knock”, don’t open it.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
It’s probably from a Jehovah’s Witness working from home.
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teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
November 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
teaser for the turning point usa alt superbowl halftime just dropped 👀
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I don’t care about verification but some validation would be nice as a treat
November 27, 2025 at 2:10 AM
I don’t care about verification but some validation would be nice as a treat
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you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
i call them tired eyes
November 24, 2025 at 6:03 AM
you call them bedroom eyes
i call them tired eyes
i call them tired eyes
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🎶I would do ANYthing for drugs
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
October 4, 2025 at 1:41 AM
🎶I would do ANYthing for drugs
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
Yes, I would do anyyyything for druuuu-ugs
I would do ANYthiing for drugs
But I won’t do crack
No, no, no I won’t do crack 🎶
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Every episode of Stranger Things should’ve ended with a kid saying “How much stranger can things get?!!”
November 27, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Every episode of Stranger Things should’ve ended with a kid saying “How much stranger can things get?!!”
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
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Good lord, if something about someone, their words or deeds or character or name or associations or bad behavior or whatever else is worth making fun of, that doesn't mean their physical appearance is suddenly open season for the worst possible thing you can think of to say
November 26, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Good lord, if something about someone, their words or deeds or character or name or associations or bad behavior or whatever else is worth making fun of, that doesn't mean their physical appearance is suddenly open season for the worst possible thing you can think of to say
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I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I don’t want a single thing to do with the next 1 1/2 months, and if god is real, and merciful, I will be struck down well before the end of that time period.
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What do you mean, bright light doesn't make you sneeze? Are you some kind of monster or something?
November 26, 2025 at 3:55 AM
What do you mean, bright light doesn't make you sneeze? Are you some kind of monster or something?
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go on, give me something to cry about, I dare you
November 23, 2025 at 4:38 PM
go on, give me something to cry about, I dare you
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One thing you quickly learn about conspiracy theories is that a whole lot of them are just someone accidentally figuring out what capitalism is but being a little too racist or something to take the next logical step
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One thing you quickly learn about conspiracy theories is that a whole lot of them are just someone accidentally figuring out what capitalism is but being a little too racist or something to take the next logical step
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We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We have created a device that shall be integral to your life, to the point where it will be hard to function in society without one; we would prefer these devices to break annually and for you to purchase a new one at full price. If you don't, that's called hoarding. They're a thousand dollars each.
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cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
July 11, 2024 at 1:13 PM
cant go to space
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
made a layer of junk too thick
cant go to internet
made layer of junk too thick
cant get to heaven
you guessed it
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