Kendrick lobstar
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i dislike AI but Shopify needs to implement something where I can just clone my entire existing Etsy and Square without having to rebuild the entire shop portfolio
November 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
i dislike AI but Shopify needs to implement something where I can just clone my entire existing Etsy and Square without having to rebuild the entire shop portfolio
Business Gengar and Bush's Disaster Phone listings are finally fixed on Etsy if your order was declined earlier --
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Business Gengar and Bush's Disaster Phone listings are finally fixed on Etsy if your order was declined earlier --
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
imagine having to explain to your family you’re bankrupt because Mr Beast loaned you money for a burrito at 100% APR
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
imagine having to explain to your family you’re bankrupt because Mr Beast loaned you money for a burrito at 100% APR
Etsy come the FUCK ON ITS A CHAMBER FLAG
this shit is getting out of hand
this shit is getting out of hand
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Etsy come the FUCK ON ITS A CHAMBER FLAG
this shit is getting out of hand
this shit is getting out of hand
someone needs to make a MassGrave-style activator but for Adobe, I am so tired of Adobe's bullshit
November 12, 2025 at 8:44 PM
someone needs to make a MassGrave-style activator but for Adobe, I am so tired of Adobe's bullshit
stupid MRI lady she asked me if I had recent tattoos but didn’t ask if I’ve recently swallowed 500 ball bearings?
Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever
Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever
November 12, 2025 at 6:18 PM
stupid MRI lady she asked me if I had recent tattoos but didn’t ask if I’ve recently swallowed 500 ball bearings?
Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever
Bing bong janice I’m gonna change your life forever
new stuff live in the shop
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
new stuff live in the shop
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
They should have Werner Herzog voice Yoshi in the next Mario movie, even if he only ever says “yoshi”
November 11, 2025 at 2:09 PM
They should have Werner Herzog voice Yoshi in the next Mario movie, even if he only ever says “yoshi”
hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube
instead of using AI I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not
November 9, 2025 at 9:51 PM
instead of using AI I’m just gonna tag Ocean Spray Cranberry and ask them if things I see online are real or not
yesterday I had a job candidate say to me, “I think of myself as the Dwight Schrute of my team” and honestly I’m not 100% sure what I’m supposed to take away from that statement
November 7, 2025 at 4:36 PM
yesterday I had a job candidate say to me, “I think of myself as the Dwight Schrute of my team” and honestly I’m not 100% sure what I’m supposed to take away from that statement
you’re telling me these zombies got DDDDDD’s?? hubba hubba, sign me up! m’am, hello
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you’re telling me these zombies got DDDDDD’s?? hubba hubba, sign me up! m’am, hello
in a Canadian Rainforest Cafe listening to an extremely muffled Bruno Mars blasting and the creaking of an animatronic Gorilla from 1986
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
in a Canadian Rainforest Cafe listening to an extremely muffled Bruno Mars blasting and the creaking of an animatronic Gorilla from 1986
midwestern guy who’s never been to NYC but loves the Sopranos: look at what they’re doing to my city
November 5, 2025 at 2:51 AM
midwestern guy who’s never been to NYC but loves the Sopranos: look at what they’re doing to my city
cuomo fans online losing it tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
cuomo fans online losing it tonight
all the lawyers in the chat please give a Socratic “lol, lmao even”
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
all the lawyers in the chat please give a Socratic “lol, lmao even”
when is the last time social media had a true “poster” on i?
like a real Priest John S Bulla schizo type guy, or guy pretending to be his wife, or a guy pretending to be his wife to trick other guys pretending to be their wife into sending them pics of his wife
like a real Priest John S Bulla schizo type guy, or guy pretending to be his wife, or a guy pretending to be his wife to trick other guys pretending to be their wife into sending them pics of his wife
November 4, 2025 at 4:51 AM
when is the last time social media had a true “poster” on i?
like a real Priest John S Bulla schizo type guy, or guy pretending to be his wife, or a guy pretending to be his wife to trick other guys pretending to be their wife into sending them pics of his wife
like a real Priest John S Bulla schizo type guy, or guy pretending to be his wife, or a guy pretending to be his wife to trick other guys pretending to be their wife into sending them pics of his wife
I didn’t look at the listing when I bought it
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I didn’t look at the listing when I bought it
if any air traffic controller at Boston Logan wants to ensure my flight is worry free I’ve got a cool crisp $10 bill waiting for you
November 2, 2025 at 9:40 PM
if any air traffic controller at Boston Logan wants to ensure my flight is worry free I’ve got a cool crisp $10 bill waiting for you
If I die on this flight because the government is too stupid to be able to operate, please ensure that Bruno Mars is thrown in my grave so that he is forced to assist me in the underworld for eternity
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I die on this flight because the government is too stupid to be able to operate, please ensure that Bruno Mars is thrown in my grave so that he is forced to assist me in the underworld for eternity
disgusting— what would Mother think of this??
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
disgusting— what would Mother think of this??
insurance premiums went up,and I’m sorry folks— I have no choice but to start scamming your grandmothers
November 2, 2025 at 4:32 PM
insurance premiums went up,and I’m sorry folks— I have no choice but to start scamming your grandmothers
finding a guard from Squid Game, a Wonder Woman, and two Minions knocking on my door
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
finding a guard from Squid Game, a Wonder Woman, and two Minions knocking on my door
if a single kid says “6 7” to me this Halloween I am going to fight their parents
October 31, 2025 at 10:38 PM
if a single kid says “6 7” to me this Halloween I am going to fight their parents
happy Halloween each kid gets (1) piece of candy, (2) pieces if they can convince me the moon landing was real
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
happy Halloween each kid gets (1) piece of candy, (2) pieces if they can convince me the moon landing was real