Kendrick lobstar
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entire Etsy 15% off til January 1st
[no code needed but if you write TAXFRAUD in the order notes I’ll add an extra sticker AND not report my profits to the IRS just for you]
[no code needed but if you write TAXFRAUD in the order notes I’ll add an extra sticker AND not report my profits to the IRS just for you]
December 6, 2025 at 10:43 PM
entire Etsy 15% off til January 1st
[no code needed but if you write TAXFRAUD in the order notes I’ll add an extra sticker AND not report my profits to the IRS just for you]
[no code needed but if you write TAXFRAUD in the order notes I’ll add an extra sticker AND not report my profits to the IRS just for you]
Smiling Friends ass face
December 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Smiling Friends ass face
it’s new sticker day again babey
December 5, 2025 at 6:09 PM
it’s new sticker day again babey
There’s a saying that your parents are your best and most influential teachers-
it sucks mine were dumb as hell and mean as shit
it sucks mine were dumb as hell and mean as shit
December 5, 2025 at 12:15 AM
There’s a saying that your parents are your best and most influential teachers-
it sucks mine were dumb as hell and mean as shit
it sucks mine were dumb as hell and mean as shit
i've got a killer idea for you, you know that bot that people love but makes you -500 billion dollars? we make it suck further shit
December 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i've got a killer idea for you, you know that bot that people love but makes you -500 billion dollars? we make it suck further shit
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
December 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
reminder: It is illegal to use a device like the Allmiibo ($12) to skirt around the $30 greed of a $4b company UNLESS of course you own every Amiibo and manually scanned them into the Allmiibo (after wiping it because it comes preloaded with all of them)
you should never do this
you should never do this
Honda wanting $75 to update the maps in my car is insane- in what world am I using Honda onboard navigation in my car in 2025
December 3, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Honda wanting $75 to update the maps in my car is insane- in what world am I using Honda onboard navigation in my car in 2025
my Spotify wrapped never makes sense
I’m a 40 year old straight man what do you mean I listened to BRAT by Charli XCX
I’m a 40 year old straight man what do you mean I listened to BRAT by Charli XCX
December 3, 2025 at 5:11 PM
my Spotify wrapped never makes sense
I’m a 40 year old straight man what do you mean I listened to BRAT by Charli XCX
I’m a 40 year old straight man what do you mean I listened to BRAT by Charli XCX
finally built a new computer, got it all ready and immediately dropped it setting it in place near my desk now the bluetooth on the motherboard is dead
god damn my stupid fat chungus plebian life
god damn my stupid fat chungus plebian life
December 3, 2025 at 4:54 PM
finally built a new computer, got it all ready and immediately dropped it setting it in place near my desk now the bluetooth on the motherboard is dead
god damn my stupid fat chungus plebian life
god damn my stupid fat chungus plebian life
opening the $2 deli blind box and praying i get the mythical pull you can get from one of these babies (roast beef)
December 2, 2025 at 5:54 PM
opening the $2 deli blind box and praying i get the mythical pull you can get from one of these babies (roast beef)
thinking about quitting my job and doing a Smiling Friends in real life, antics and all
does anyone know a yellow guy
does anyone know a yellow guy
December 2, 2025 at 2:21 AM
thinking about quitting my job and doing a Smiling Friends in real life, antics and all
does anyone know a yellow guy
does anyone know a yellow guy
thanks to everyone who placed an order this Black Friday/Cyber Monday, I’ll be using these profits to buy food for the local food pantry (649 cans of peas, nothing else )
December 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
thanks to everyone who placed an order this Black Friday/Cyber Monday, I’ll be using these profits to buy food for the local food pantry (649 cans of peas, nothing else )
had a sudden idea for another Fish Hat™️, now I need to figure out how to promote it without losing it immediately to the slop peddlers who copy everything you put online
December 1, 2025 at 5:39 AM
had a sudden idea for another Fish Hat™️, now I need to figure out how to promote it without losing it immediately to the slop peddlers who copy everything you put online
answering Tom Hanks when he asks who it is coming through the front door: my name chet
November 30, 2025 at 3:22 AM
answering Tom Hanks when he asks who it is coming through the front door: my name chet
channing tatum on food network: my name chef
November 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
channing tatum on food network: my name chef
which muppet is most likely to be a Mossad agent is it fozzie
November 28, 2025 at 6:07 PM
which muppet is most likely to be a Mossad agent is it fozzie
if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it
right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
right now the worst guy you know is trying to find the right way to put "stuff you like a turkey" in a message to a woman that hates him
the Macys parade is full of floats that make you do a double take and they’re constantly manned by someone you’ve never heard of like “and here comes the Universal Monsters float with Amblamaby VanderFloop singing ‘I’ll be Home for Christmas’” like we know who that is
November 27, 2025 at 4:43 PM
the Macys parade is full of floats that make you do a double take and they’re constantly manned by someone you’ve never heard of like “and here comes the Universal Monsters float with Amblamaby VanderFloop singing ‘I’ll be Home for Christmas’” like we know who that is
listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod
boy what in the god damn fuck is this
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
boy what in the god damn fuck is this
i think we should abandon all wars, trade, and giving people aid and focus on a deeper, more important worldwide shared goal:
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
i think we should abandon all wars, trade, and giving people aid and focus on a deeper, more important worldwide shared goal:
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
create enough boats and ships to raise the ocean a full inch everywhere due to displacement
I just had an idea: round banana
November 23, 2025 at 10:28 PM
I just had an idea: round banana
I know this will be a hot take but I don’t think an entire bottle of sprite is the right drink for an 8 year old at 11:30 at night but this iPad kids mom clearly disagrees with me
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 AM
I know this will be a hot take but I don’t think an entire bottle of sprite is the right drink for an 8 year old at 11:30 at night but this iPad kids mom clearly disagrees with me
genuine laugh at the prospect I may need to prove to a grocery store cashier that I’m Kendrick Lobstar to redeem these coupons
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
genuine laugh at the prospect I may need to prove to a grocery store cashier that I’m Kendrick Lobstar to redeem these coupons