Kendrick lobstar
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if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it
November 27, 2025 at 4:53 PM
if you don’t mind fucking with it, the Creality K1 at $111 and free shipping with code CYBERWEEK20 on eBay is a pretty good deal- not a set it and forget it printer, but a good value if you can be patient and tinker with it
listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod
November 25, 2025 at 11:21 PM
listen, I don’t usually straight make fun of how someone looks but girl you are straight out of Garry’s Mod
boy what in the god damn fuck is this
November 25, 2025 at 12:34 AM
boy what in the god damn fuck is this
genuine laugh at the prospect I may need to prove to a grocery store cashier that I’m Kendrick Lobstar to redeem these coupons
November 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
genuine laugh at the prospect I may need to prove to a grocery store cashier that I’m Kendrick Lobstar to redeem these coupons
don’t tell my wife I bought another machine
November 19, 2025 at 11:37 PM
don’t tell my wife I bought another machine
Business Gengar and Bush's Disaster Phone listings are finally fixed on Etsy if your order was declined earlier --
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
November 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Business Gengar and Bush's Disaster Phone listings are finally fixed on Etsy if your order was declined earlier --
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
the new store will be up next week with more items and less hassle
imagine having to explain to your family you’re bankrupt because Mr Beast loaned you money for a burrito at 100% APR
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
imagine having to explain to your family you’re bankrupt because Mr Beast loaned you money for a burrito at 100% APR
Etsy can remove a listing, tell you it violates a policy, then hit you with so much dogshit illogical canned replies to "but WHY was it removed" you have to ask if they're a real support agent
astonishing
astonishing
November 13, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Etsy can remove a listing, tell you it violates a policy, then hit you with so much dogshit illogical canned replies to "but WHY was it removed" you have to ask if they're a real support agent
astonishing
astonishing
Etsy come the FUCK ON ITS A CHAMBER FLAG
this shit is getting out of hand
this shit is getting out of hand
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Etsy come the FUCK ON ITS A CHAMBER FLAG
this shit is getting out of hand
this shit is getting out of hand
new stuff live in the shop
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
November 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
new stuff live in the shop
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
YOUR HONOR ROLL STUDENT IS ON FENT and 1738 are limited to 50 of each.
hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube
November 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
hey lunchables what am I supposed to do with the unsliced ham tube
you’re telling me these zombies got DDDDDD’s?? hubba hubba, sign me up! m’am, hello
November 7, 2025 at 2:23 AM
you’re telling me these zombies got DDDDDD’s?? hubba hubba, sign me up! m’am, hello
in a Canadian Rainforest Cafe listening to an extremely muffled Bruno Mars blasting and the creaking of an animatronic Gorilla from 1986
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
in a Canadian Rainforest Cafe listening to an extremely muffled Bruno Mars blasting and the creaking of an animatronic Gorilla from 1986
cuomo fans online losing it tonight
November 5, 2025 at 2:45 AM
cuomo fans online losing it tonight
all the lawyers in the chat please give a Socratic “lol, lmao even”
November 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
all the lawyers in the chat please give a Socratic “lol, lmao even”
I didn’t look at the listing when I bought it
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I didn’t look at the listing when I bought it
If I die on this flight because the government is too stupid to be able to operate, please ensure that Bruno Mars is thrown in my grave so that he is forced to assist me in the underworld for eternity
November 2, 2025 at 9:02 PM
If I die on this flight because the government is too stupid to be able to operate, please ensure that Bruno Mars is thrown in my grave so that he is forced to assist me in the underworld for eternity
disgusting— what would Mother think of this??
November 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
disgusting— what would Mother think of this??
finding a guard from Squid Game, a Wonder Woman, and two Minions knocking on my door
October 31, 2025 at 11:26 PM
finding a guard from Squid Game, a Wonder Woman, and two Minions knocking on my door
happy Halloween each kid gets (1) piece of candy, (2) pieces if they can convince me the moon landing was real
October 31, 2025 at 10:10 PM
happy Halloween each kid gets (1) piece of candy, (2) pieces if they can convince me the moon landing was real
I made a patch I cannot sell
October 31, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I made a patch I cannot sell
touchscreen DnD dice roller, uses an ESP32 board and a web flasher
October 30, 2025 at 10:58 PM
touchscreen DnD dice roller, uses an ESP32 board and a web flasher
idk which one of you keeps signing me up for random ass email lists but you should know the Le Luna Bakery and Cafe won an award apparently
October 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
idk which one of you keeps signing me up for random ass email lists but you should know the Le Luna Bakery and Cafe won an award apparently
oh hell yeah baby it’s MRE time
October 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
oh hell yeah baby it’s MRE time