jacob
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If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
If you get to a trillion dollars you should have to start the game over from the beginning at a higher difficulty like your parents not owning a bunch of emerald mines or whatever idk that’s just a random example
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your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
November 8, 2025 at 3:09 AM
your honor, every single crunchwrap is more supreme than this court
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I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"
November 3, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"
i'm about to become a two issue voter for whichever party doesn't send me twelve text messages day asking me for money. (other issue is DST)
October 31, 2025 at 9:21 PM
i'm about to become a two issue voter for whichever party doesn't send me twelve text messages day asking me for money. (other issue is DST)
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A sitting president opening a betting market on his own website taking bets on things he influences.
Wild times.
Wild times.
"Truth Social users will be able to trade prediction contracts related to major events and milestones, such as political elections, interest and inflation rate changes, commodity prices on gold and crude oil, events across all major sports leagues"
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
What the bloody hell?
crypto.com/us/company-n...
Truth Social to Become World’s First Social Media Platform Offering Prediction Markets via Exclusive Partnership with Crypto.com
Trump Media Expansion Now Includes Strategic Push into Prediction Markets
crypto.com
October 29, 2025 at 2:33 AM
A sitting president opening a betting market on his own website taking bets on things he influences.
Wild times.
Wild times.
Ok I think we can graduate this from a theory to a law.
working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
October 24, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Ok I think we can graduate this from a theory to a law.
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Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
A new Noem video is being played at airports trashing Democrats.
October 11, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Can you think of a single movie in which there is a video from the government denouncing its political opponents playing on a loop in public spaces in which that government was the good guy?
Can't believe there isn't an EDM collab album called "Made You Loop (vol 1)"
September 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Can't believe there isn't an EDM collab album called "Made You Loop (vol 1)"
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Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
September 4, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Only someone who avoided the draft would want to rename the Department of Defense to the Department of War.
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no wonder he won the primary
June 25, 2025 at 4:50 PM
no wonder he won the primary
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btw we have less than 2 weeks before glitch.com project hosting shuts down on july 8th. i don’t work there anymore but i am here to help with your export/migration questions, as is the glitch engineering team and rest of the community on support.glitch.com
June 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
btw we have less than 2 weeks before glitch.com project hosting shuts down on july 8th. i don’t work there anymore but i am here to help with your export/migration questions, as is the glitch engineering team and rest of the community on support.glitch.com
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The senator thing is bad, but today the government openly said they intend to use military force to depose democratically elected leaders, and they argued in court the president has unreviewable power to put national guard under his command. Mere “constitutional crisis” was ten exits ago.
June 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The senator thing is bad, but today the government openly said they intend to use military force to depose democratically elected leaders, and they argued in court the president has unreviewable power to put national guard under his command. Mere “constitutional crisis” was ten exits ago.
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I’ve said it before but it is embarrassing that so many intellectuals spent years in small factional battles over the propriety of calling this fascism.
In preparation for next week’s parade/demonstration, tanks are being moved into Washington, DC today. Unprecedented.
(Photo from a colleague in DC)
(Photo from a colleague in DC)
June 7, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I’ve said it before but it is embarrassing that so many intellectuals spent years in small factional battles over the propriety of calling this fascism.
Calling in troops on citizens? Cool, cool cool cool
June 8, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Calling in troops on citizens? Cool, cool cool cool
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Amazing and perfect. Satire nirvana achieved: “The truly enlightened refuse coverage, choosing to drift from urgent care to urgent care like cherry blossoms on the wind.”
"Repeat this mantra as your prescription is denied on religious grounds: Everyone dies. Everyone dies. Everyone dies. Let the liberals weep, for you are free and clear, though not in the medical sense, of course."
The Zen of Dying Quietly, and Other Teachings by Senator Joni Ernst
“Republican Sen. Joni Ernst faced a number of agitated constituents at a town hall on Friday who expressed concerns that the Republicans’ cuts to M...
buff.ly
June 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Amazing and perfect. Satire nirvana achieved: “The truly enlightened refuse coverage, choosing to drift from urgent care to urgent care like cherry blossoms on the wind.”
still don't get dev-oriented companies cold calling engineers. not only creepy AF, but a sure fire way to earn a dedicated detractor for life.
May 12, 2025 at 2:21 PM
still don't get dev-oriented companies cold calling engineers. not only creepy AF, but a sure fire way to earn a dedicated detractor for life.
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Welcome, Mr President! (Confirmed real)
Figured I’d hop on here today for the 15th anniversary of the Affordable Care Act.
With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
With everything going on right now, it’s easy to feel like regular folks can’t make a difference – but the ACA is a reminder that change is possible when we fight for progress.
March 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Welcome, Mr President! (Confirmed real)
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Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
March 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yo @durbin.senate.gov, no one is picking up your Senate phone and you don’t even have a voicemail. Vote no on cloture and the spending bill or I will do whatever it takes to make sure the next Senator from Illinois has basic constituent services set up during business hours.
tired: turing test
wired: responding to, uh, an email from your boss test?
wired: responding to, uh, an email from your boss test?
February 25, 2025 at 2:31 PM
tired: turing test
wired: responding to, uh, an email from your boss test?
wired: responding to, uh, an email from your boss test?
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this is why I'm very cautious to use block lists and vet the few I use carefully; best to make sure it's a trusted source, preferable one you personally know, or at the least review it from time to time to make sure it not being used maliciously
So it seems like this has been going on for a while.
The list referred to created by Heauxoftaste appears to be some sort of false flag. You probably shouldn’t use it. If you already are, well you’re not seeing this because I’m one of the random queer people they added to it.
The list referred to created by Heauxoftaste appears to be some sort of false flag. You probably shouldn’t use it. If you already are, well you’re not seeing this because I’m one of the random queer people they added to it.
Ok so, a shit ton of my friends, as well as a lot of queer users and palestinians are being added to a list by @/heauxoftaste called "fandom fascists," next to actual pieces of shits like MAGAheads and literal fascists for no reason.
More info in the replies
More info in the replies
February 20, 2025 at 12:24 PM
this is why I'm very cautious to use block lists and vet the few I use carefully; best to make sure it's a trusted source, preferable one you personally know, or at the least review it from time to time to make sure it not being used maliciously
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I can’t believe this is how I’m gonna end up in a labor camp dawg I need to get out of this fucking country
RFK Jr said he wants to send folks who are taking antidepressants and ADHD medications to "wellness farms" in rural America where they will be forced to labor by growing organic food to "cure their addictions."
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
RFK Jr. wants to send people addicted to antidepressants to government "wellness farms"
The farms will "reparent" them.
www.motherjones.com
February 15, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I can’t believe this is how I’m gonna end up in a labor camp dawg I need to get out of this fucking country
"Extraordinary flexing of power"??? wtf is this bullshit.
February 4, 2025 at 4:26 PM
"Extraordinary flexing of power"??? wtf is this bullshit.
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Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
January 30, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Opinion | The way to avoid tragedies like yesterday's crash is to use hiring practices that put only the most qualified people in important federal jobs.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
by Pete Hegseth and RFK Jr.
officer didn't need to do me like this on my ticket: "Hair: N/A" 😭
January 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
officer didn't need to do me like this on my ticket: "Hair: N/A" 😭