Geoff Johnston
@iusedtobecool.bsky.social
..But Now I'm Middle aged
Los Gringos Locos will be avenged!
Los Gringos Locos will be avenged!
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Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
December 2, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Armando Iannucci eat your heart out.
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i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
December 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i’m setting you free. i’m releasing you from the discourse
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
November 27, 2025 at 7:03 AM
If you want some good news this morning, I showed my three boys the PM doing the six/seven thing and now they have all stopped doing it.
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KEEP OUT (1972): A masterclass in shocking minimalism, this 15 second PIF warning kids of the dangers of messing about by train tracks leaves its horrors to the imagination. I have vivid memories of this one popping up during kid's shows on ITV!
November 26, 2025 at 1:21 PM
KEEP OUT (1972): A masterclass in shocking minimalism, this 15 second PIF warning kids of the dangers of messing about by train tracks leaves its horrors to the imagination. I have vivid memories of this one popping up during kid's shows on ITV!
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If you want to feel old, we are now further from the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent than the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent is from the formation of the Solar System.
November 25, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If you want to feel old, we are now further from the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent than the formation of the Kenorland Supercontinent is from the formation of the Solar System.
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This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This isn’t even the stuff they’re trying to actually stop from getting out.
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Perhaps the BBC could offer Trump one of his beloved deals: they'll apologise for broadcasting sections of his speech, if he apologises for trying to overthrow an election, lying about the result, pressuring election officials, urging a crowd to "fight like hell" & pardoning those who did just that.
November 11, 2025 at 8:09 AM
Perhaps the BBC could offer Trump one of his beloved deals: they'll apologise for broadcasting sections of his speech, if he apologises for trying to overthrow an election, lying about the result, pressuring election officials, urging a crowd to "fight like hell" & pardoning those who did just that.
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Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Glad that someone has finally taken responsibility for the appalling assault on democracy that was the Jan. 6 insurrection.
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
Slightly confused that it's the Director-General of the BBC, but what do I know?
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40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 AM
40 years ago we’d have congressional hearings falsely accusing metal bands of putting backwards messages in their songs that told kids to kill themselves & now we have a planet-killing chatbot that’s all like “bet you won’t commit suicide chickenshit bitch” & the government is like here’s $5 billion
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Starting to feel like I’m the only one at the theater for this?
November 7, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Starting to feel like I’m the only one at the theater for this?
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Breaking: The Darkness Returns
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
WASHINGTON—With deep unease and outright horror haunting millions of Americans as a great shroud enveloped the land, late-breaking reports confirmed Monday that the darkness had returned. Bystanders f...
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November 3, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Breaking: The Darkness Returns
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On Barry Davies’ birthday, let’s remember some of the finest football commentary of all time.
Dennis Bergkamp.
France 98.
Poetry.
Dennis Bergkamp.
France 98.
Poetry.
October 24, 2025 at 6:33 AM
On Barry Davies’ birthday, let’s remember some of the finest football commentary of all time.
Dennis Bergkamp.
France 98.
Poetry.
Dennis Bergkamp.
France 98.
Poetry.
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
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You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN
October 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
You ever think about how there were dudes that probably saw loads of combat in WWII and then 20-odd years later were playing henchmen on BATMAN
just read the phrase "steadily-darkening world" in an article. Yep.
October 7, 2025 at 2:40 PM
just read the phrase "steadily-darkening world" in an article. Yep.
Awful news.
Ricky Hatton, former boxing world champion, dies aged 46
Ricky Hatton, former boxing world champion, dies aged 46
Hatton, known throughout his career as the Hitman, was one of the best known British fighters of his generation
The British former world boxing champion Ricky Hatton, 46, has been found dead at his home.
Hatton, known throughout his career as the Hitman, was one of the best-known British fighters of his generation and won several world titles. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
September 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Awful news.
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I can’t find the lie in this.
August 31, 2025 at 12:03 PM
I can’t find the lie in this.
Why does every new entry in the Alien franchise focus on the Android angle rather than the cosmic horror? Its madding. #AlienEarth
August 17, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Why does every new entry in the Alien franchise focus on the Android angle rather than the cosmic horror? Its madding. #AlienEarth
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Experimental philosophy
August 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Experimental philosophy
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This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
August 13, 2025 at 6:06 AM
This is one of the most beautiful things I have witnessed, the craft here is impeccable.
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give me the transformers comic and I will tell the stories that need to be told
July 31, 2025 at 12:06 PM
give me the transformers comic and I will tell the stories that need to be told
Found a friend on my walk today
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July 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Found a friend on my walk today
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As FANTASTIC FOUR prepares to open across America, a moment to remember some of the visionary artistic talents who contributed to the history of Marvel's First Family, yet were unable to see this moment, beginning with the King himself:
JACK KIRBY (1917-1994)
JACK KIRBY (1917-1994)
July 24, 2025 at 12:09 PM
As FANTASTIC FOUR prepares to open across America, a moment to remember some of the visionary artistic talents who contributed to the history of Marvel's First Family, yet were unable to see this moment, beginning with the King himself:
JACK KIRBY (1917-1994)
JACK KIRBY (1917-1994)