eduardo
@itellyouwhat.bsky.social
AEW 🤼 mark. Aspiring confusing writer. Queer foo 🏳️🌈🇲🇽 ✊🏽. Here be magnitudes. 🔞
Ketchup on pizza? Did Kris spend her childhood in Mexico?
Grab yourself a slice for #NationalPizzaDay and hear AEW stars weigh in on what goes into good pizza! 🍕
February 9, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Ketchup on pizza? Did Kris spend her childhood in Mexico?
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Calling Donald Trump a pedophile protector can only benefit you. I heard it also makes you hotter.
The Ford worker who heckled Trump during a visit to the company's plant still has his job and "has no discipline on his record," a union official said
Ford worker who heckled Trump keeps job, 'no discipline' for incident
The United Auto Workers union said TJ Sabula remains employed and called out the president for making an obscene gesture toward the worker.
www.detroitnews.com
February 9, 2026 at 4:39 PM
Calling Donald Trump a pedophile protector can only benefit you. I heard it also makes you hotter.
We're in the fog of war (the hot pocket in the microwave is releasing too much steam for me to watch it)
February 9, 2026 at 4:26 PM
We're in the fog of war (the hot pocket in the microwave is releasing too much steam for me to watch it)
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there's like 3 actual libertarians left and they do hate the guy (he got booed at their convention: www.npr.org/2024/05/26/g...) but those guys also have Opinions on the age of consent so I don't think we necessarily have to hand it to them
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 PM
there's like 3 actual libertarians left and they do hate the guy (he got booed at their convention: www.npr.org/2024/05/26/g...) but those guys also have Opinions on the age of consent so I don't think we necessarily have to hand it to them
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friend: caffeine is going to wreck your heart
friend: so is my taste in men
friend: so is my taste in men
February 8, 2026 at 10:55 AM
friend: caffeine is going to wreck your heart
friend: so is my taste in men
friend: so is my taste in men
"Ferments" sounds like a word used by a guy whose neighborhood squirrel population recently took an unexplainable sudden decline.
RFK Jr on what he'll eat during the Super Bowl: "I am on a carnivore diet so I just eat meat and ferments, and I'm very happy with that. So I'm probably going to have yogurt."
February 8, 2026 at 6:26 PM
"Ferments" sounds like a word used by a guy whose neighborhood squirrel population recently took an unexplainable sudden decline.
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had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
October 24, 2023 at 3:03 PM
had a dream that this mf went "SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PRONOUNS!!!" and it looked like this
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February 7, 2026 at 3:13 PM
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"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
February 6, 2026 at 7:29 PM
"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"
This is what I meant when I said I was a chocoholic.
February 6, 2026 at 8:03 PM
This is what I meant when I said I was a chocoholic.
How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
February 6, 2026 at 3:10 PM
How Could Hell Be Any Worse?
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Woke 1 vs. Woke 2
February 5, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Woke 1 vs. Woke 2
Elizardotchi can't stop thinking about that match last night. I just found him pretending to be MJF! 🤼♂️
February 5, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Elizardotchi can't stop thinking about that match last night. I just found him pretending to be MJF! 🤼♂️
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Brody King is out there and the fans started up a "FUCK ICE" chant to support him. Live on TV. And then Brody King squashed the champ. Best 3 minutes of AEW Dynamite I have ever seen lmao
February 5, 2026 at 3:04 AM
Brody King is out there and the fans started up a "FUCK ICE" chant to support him. Live on TV. And then Brody King squashed the champ. Best 3 minutes of AEW Dynamite I have ever seen lmao
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Here’s what people will miss from this:
1. Tony Schviaone immediately stops talking when the FUCK ICE chants got louder
2. TBS and HBO MAX did not censor the chants at all
3. This 10 second moment from AEW fans during a main event has now completely changed the landscape of pro wrestling.
1. Tony Schviaone immediately stops talking when the FUCK ICE chants got louder
2. TBS and HBO MAX did not censor the chants at all
3. This 10 second moment from AEW fans during a main event has now completely changed the landscape of pro wrestling.
February 5, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Here’s what people will miss from this:
1. Tony Schviaone immediately stops talking when the FUCK ICE chants got louder
2. TBS and HBO MAX did not censor the chants at all
3. This 10 second moment from AEW fans during a main event has now completely changed the landscape of pro wrestling.
1. Tony Schviaone immediately stops talking when the FUCK ICE chants got louder
2. TBS and HBO MAX did not censor the chants at all
3. This 10 second moment from AEW fans during a main event has now completely changed the landscape of pro wrestling.
gm let's start the day off right! 😊
February 5, 2026 at 12:31 PM
gm let's start the day off right! 😊
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Good morning and as always, fuck ICE.
February 5, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Good morning and as always, fuck ICE.
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Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants
🤼 #AEWDynamite
🤼 #AEWDynamite
February 5, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Body's health bar after hearing "Fuck ICE" chants
🤼 #AEWDynamite
🤼 #AEWDynamite
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Time to hunker down.
February 5, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Time to hunker down.
That clip has escaped wrestlesky LOL. TK better buy that entire audience yachts.
February 5, 2026 at 3:41 AM
That clip has escaped wrestlesky LOL. TK better buy that entire audience yachts.
AEW WHERE THE BEST WRESTLE BAY BEEEEE FUCK ICE. WEDNESDAYS AT 8 ON TBS AND HBO MAX
February 5, 2026 at 3:24 AM
AEW WHERE THE BEST WRESTLE BAY BEEEEE FUCK ICE. WEDNESDAYS AT 8 ON TBS AND HBO MAX