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AEW 🤼 mark. Aspiring confusing writer. Queer foo 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 ✊🏽. Here be magnitudes. 🔞
TEACH ME HOW TO DOUGIE BEFORE ZOD
SHUFFLE OFF TO BUFFALO BEFORE ZOD
MOONWALK BEFORE ZOD!!!
February 13, 2026 at 7:21 PM
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Newsom is particularly bad even by centrist dem standards. Hell there are republicans who are kinder to trans people than him
I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate
February 13, 2026 at 5:09 PM
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[handcuffed]

officer, the Dow is at the highest it’s ever been!!!
February 12, 2026 at 3:15 PM
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these people are violent liars and grifters
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Federal authorities announce end to Minnesota immigration crackdown that led to mass detentions, protests and two deaths.
February 12, 2026 at 2:54 PM
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Stop doing PR for Nick Fuentes
February 12, 2026 at 2:28 PM
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While it’s good that we don’t seem to be on the verge of invading Mexico this is just so fucking dumb to the point I’d find a regular ol wag the dog somewhat refreshing
According to multiple NYT sources, it wasn’t even military personnel at Fort Bliss that fired an anti-drone laser at alleged cartel drones. It was CBP who used the weapon on loan from DoD against a child’s party balloon they mistook for a drone. The Pentagon gave CBP an anti-aircraft weapon.
February 12, 2026 at 1:05 PM
February 12, 2026 at 3:14 AM
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Now available on ShopAEW! The Toxic Spider Thekla joins the @allelitewrestling.com Kids collection! Get yours today!

www.shopaew.com/thekla-web-m...

#AEWDynamite #AEWCollision 🤼
November 11, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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Van Der Beek dead at 48, leaving his family (SIX kids and a wife) broke because of the evil insurance system THIS fucking hag took a leading role in perpetuating
February 12, 2026 at 3:02 AM
One can't easily sound cheesily.
Sticking a flamin' hot cheeto in my urethra to remind myself of what we had
February 12, 2026 at 2:22 AM
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The pronoun labeler, which was by far the most useful labeler on the site, was deleted by its creator. But thanks to @ripperoni.com there’s a new one available. I highly recommend it. It’s a great way to share your pronouns or see someone else’s pronouns at a glance.

bsky.app/profile/pron...
bsky.app
February 11, 2026 at 6:39 AM
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From dominatrixes to adult entertainers, we asked several sex workers to take us out to eat, sharing the taco spots that keep them fed across L.A.

The full story: lataco.com/porn-stars-b...

By Lauren Bethke
February 12, 2026 at 1:40 AM
More of this. I would love the World Title to be hot potatoed more often but this is a start.
OH WE HOT POTATOING THE TNT
February 12, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Mark Briscoe is going to show Kyle that there's an American dropbear endemic to Delaware this Saturday 🤼‍♂️
February 12, 2026 at 2:05 AM
Holy shit. Go Kyle! That match fucking ruled. 🤼‍♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:59 AM
I love how Tommaso holds the belt like it's a human lol. Belt-holding psychology 🤼‍♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 AM
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Ok, you can’t slap a black man on Black History Month. #AEWDynamite 🤼‍♂️
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
KENNETHY WHAT THE HELL
February 12, 2026 at 1:12 AM
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They're trying to divide us so we don't notice the eggs are getting smaller and milk is whiter.
February 11, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Imagine if the tech sector evangelized 3D printing the way they do AI. Every billionaire tripping over themselves to have high end printers installed at public libraries. Books written about how repairability is crucial to society's core.
February 11, 2026 at 8:14 PM
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the two genderes
February 11, 2026 at 7:59 PM
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Holy shit she did the cartoon
February 11, 2026 at 4:59 PM
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No new art!!!! Not allowed!!!! He Man with notorious sex pest Jared Leto!!! The Mummy 4 coming in 2028!!!! You will die with the taste of recycled gray sludge in your mouth and you will like it!!!!
Matt Braly has revealed that his feature film, co-written with Rebecca Sugar, has been scrapped at Sony Pictures Animation.

The project centered on a young boy who embarks on an emotional journey into a fantastical realm of Thai spirits, hoping to find a cure for his illness.
February 11, 2026 at 1:44 PM
Seems like Trump is going to bomb Mexico. It will inevitably result in heavy civilian casualties. I don't know what to say except to recommend Drug Cartels do Not Exist by Oswaldo Zavala for no particular reason.
www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com/978082650466...
Drug Cartels Do Not Exist – Vanderbilt University Press
Through political and cultural analysis of representations of the so-called war on drugs, Oswaldo Zavala makes the case that the very terms we use to describ...
www.vanderbiltuniversitypress.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM