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@itellyouwhat.bsky.social
AEW 🤼 mark. Aspiring confusing writer. Queer foo 🏳️🌈🇲🇽 ✊🏽. Here be magnitudes. 🔞
Some traditions never die over there.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Some traditions never die over there.
Emma are you watching wrestling because your skeet was very well timed lmao
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Emma are you watching wrestling because your skeet was very well timed lmao
POV: my son and I are watching you burn.
November 6, 2025 at 12:14 AM
POV: my son and I are watching you burn.
Missing Dynamite tonight on account of camping and watching the original television show: Fire!
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Missing Dynamite tonight on account of camping and watching the original television show: Fire!
With foods they're either pattyable or unpattyable. Inherently pattied food like meatloaf? They're the platypuses of the fork. If you live your life with this in mind you'll never go wrong.
November 1, 2025 at 5:19 PM
With foods they're either pattyable or unpattyable. Inherently pattied food like meatloaf? They're the platypuses of the fork. If you live your life with this in mind you'll never go wrong.
Finally a bold stance from the Democrats! I think with a platform this forward-looking there's no doubt Democrats can win the Senate and secure the president's re-election to defeat Mitt Romney and the Tea Party once and for all! Obama 2012!
October 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Finally a bold stance from the Democrats! I think with a platform this forward-looking there's no doubt Democrats can win the Senate and secure the president's re-election to defeat Mitt Romney and the Tea Party once and for all! Obama 2012!
First sign of trouble I would have doused myself in holy water:
October 24, 2025 at 7:57 PM
First sign of trouble I would have doused myself in holy water:
Next we need to pressure them into giving James his massive tits back.
October 16, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Next we need to pressure them into giving James his massive tits back.
It's like those videos where you see how many rubber bands will fit around a watermelon before it bursts. I cannot look away.
October 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
It's like those videos where you see how many rubber bands will fit around a watermelon before it bursts. I cannot look away.
I need Don to come out at Wrestledream and announce that the DCF does not recognize the state of Missouri.
October 4, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I need Don to come out at Wrestledream and announce that the DCF does not recognize the state of Missouri.
Fun fact: The Don Callis Family is one accordion away from qualifying as a regional Mexican band.
October 2, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Fun fact: The Don Callis Family is one accordion away from qualifying as a regional Mexican band.
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
October 1, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival.
Coming home to my loved ones looking at me disappointed with this sitting on a table in the middle of the room.
October 1, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Coming home to my loved ones looking at me disappointed with this sitting on a table in the middle of the room.
Dynamiter? I hardly know her 🤼♂️
September 25, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Dynamiter? I hardly know her 🤼♂️
