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AEW 🤼 mark. Aspiring confusing writer. Queer foo 🏳️‍🌈🇲🇽 ✊🏽. Here be magnitudes. 🔞
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everything I know about the Nuzzi/RFK Jr affair I have learned against my will
November 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Someone's gotta make a horror movie like Escape From Tomorrow at Mr Beast Land before an inevitable incident shuts it down for good.
November 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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November 14, 2025 at 11:44 AM
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November 14, 2025 at 10:19 AM
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they should invent a kind of putting your phone down and going to sleep that you can do without putting your phone down or going to sleep
November 14, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Some traditions never die over there.
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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@chucktingle.bsky.social is working on new bestseller, I see.
November 13, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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🤭🤭🤭 #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Hallmark Christmas movie where Hawk Tuah girl was taken away from her idyllic snowy mountain village for hawking a shitcoin and upon release finds a Ben Shapiro type figure became mayor and desiccated the town because snowy Christmas is too sexualized and to prevent the townspeople from getting wet.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Love that android was once seen as a utopian free software project and now Google will bless you with the ability to do *a little more* to your own property if one of their execs has a good enough ayahuasca retreat.

Godspeed to the FSF's libre phone initiative.
November 13, 2025 at 12:41 PM
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November 13, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Orange Perma Pocket ouch
November 13, 2025 at 3:30 AM
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Danny your poor butthole
November 13, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Repost this if youve ever felt personally victimized by Wheeler Yutas presence #AEWDynamite
November 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
AËW
November 13, 2025 at 2:47 AM
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I need to catch up on my renters insurance which is $35 currently.
It has be to paid by Friday or it'll be canceled and that would be a lease violation. Next check isn't until the 21st and just had to cover an overdraft/gas/snacks for kiddos.

$danirockasota
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November 13, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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unfortunately I have been convinced, wrestling appears to be good
November 13, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I forgot they're going to have Flair on. I always assume he's dead unless told otherwise.
November 13, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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i’m gonna need wheeler yuta to bring out a plastic bag for ric flair #AEWDynamite 🤼
November 13, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Tell me what I want to hear Hanger. STEEEEEEL CAGE AT FULL GEAR.
November 13, 2025 at 2:18 AM
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Lol TK backstage flipping the light switch up and down 🤼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
HOBBS TRIPPED THE BREAKER BY GAWD
November 13, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I like that in kayfabe Hangman might get broken in half because Schiavone couldn't say no to participating in a Halloween prank.
November 13, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Great opener and a fantastic Blood and Guts. The women knocked it out of the park. Bravo! 🤼‍♂️
November 13, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Mina busted open makes me feel the same way I'd imagine if I saw Ms. Rachel smoking a cigarette.
November 13, 2025 at 1:50 AM