Post Turkey Malone
@smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social
Biracial, bisexual, bi-bliophile. Pro wrestling, records, and bourbon. Will nerd out about horror, gaming, and 70s cinema. Dog dad and husband to @libbiye.bsky.social. Once called Magic Johnson the wrong name.
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I'm so sad that this whole image can't fit as my header, so I'm pinning this tweet with what might be my favorite wrestling photo ever.
No Wicked tonight because it turns out Libby and I both have some horrible respiratory thing or another.
However, a lazy day in bed has been an excuse to realize something: Scarface walked so Carlito's Way could run. The latter is flawless, and Scarface was a lovely proof of concept.
However, a lazy day in bed has been an excuse to realize something: Scarface walked so Carlito's Way could run. The latter is flawless, and Scarface was a lovely proof of concept.
November 19, 2025 at 9:23 PM
No Wicked tonight because it turns out Libby and I both have some horrible respiratory thing or another.
However, a lazy day in bed has been an excuse to realize something: Scarface walked so Carlito's Way could run. The latter is flawless, and Scarface was a lovely proof of concept.
However, a lazy day in bed has been an excuse to realize something: Scarface walked so Carlito's Way could run. The latter is flawless, and Scarface was a lovely proof of concept.
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‘You Think You’re Better Than Me?’ Says Nicki Minaj Interrupting Child Reciting Nursery Rhyme https://theonion.com/you-think-youre-better-than-me-says-nicki-minaj-interrupting-child-reciting-nursery-rhyme/
November 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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Only the best people
In a stunning admission, prosecutors in the James Comey case conceded that the two-count indictment against the former FBI director was never presented to or voted on by a grand jury.
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Due to Botched Paperwork, Comey May Never Have Been Properly Indicted
ALEXANDRIA, VA—In a stunning admission, prosecutors in the James Comey case conceded that...
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November 19, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Only the best people
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Here's everything we know about the upcoming live-action film based on The Legend of Zelda franchise, including who is making it, who will play Zelda and Link, what it's about, when you can watch it, and more. https://bit.ly/4nYeVbV
November 18, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Let's take this dipshit at face value, as unfair as that is to the very idea of logic and truth.
How the FUCK would you mean a statement like that rhetorically? You stupid, stupid fuck.
How the FUCK would you mean a statement like that rhetorically? You stupid, stupid fuck.
Ben Shapiro: “When the president said deport all the illegal immigrants, I never thought that he meant that literally”
November 18, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Let's take this dipshit at face value, as unfair as that is to the very idea of logic and truth.
How the FUCK would you mean a statement like that rhetorically? You stupid, stupid fuck.
How the FUCK would you mean a statement like that rhetorically? You stupid, stupid fuck.
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When did we get old
Going to see Wicked For Good with @libbiye.bsky.social tomorrow night at like...10:30 lol. This is the latest either of us has been out in years. I plan to order a couple double red bull vodkas to get through it lol
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
When did we get old
Going to see Wicked For Good with @libbiye.bsky.social tomorrow night at like...10:30 lol. This is the latest either of us has been out in years. I plan to order a couple double red bull vodkas to get through it lol
November 18, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Going to see Wicked For Good with @libbiye.bsky.social tomorrow night at like...10:30 lol. This is the latest either of us has been out in years. I plan to order a couple double red bull vodkas to get through it lol
Oh lord
Stuck in loadi again
Stuck in loadi again
November 18, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Oh lord
Stuck in loadi again
Stuck in loadi again
My biggest takeaway from Cena’s final Raw wasn’t Rey or Dolph.
It was that John HAS to shave his head. That haircut is tragic.
It was that John HAS to shave his head. That haircut is tragic.
November 18, 2025 at 6:37 AM
My biggest takeaway from Cena’s final Raw wasn’t Rey or Dolph.
It was that John HAS to shave his head. That haircut is tragic.
It was that John HAS to shave his head. That haircut is tragic.
"This is what I voted for"
November 17, 2025 at 12:05 AM
"This is what I voted for"
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look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
November 16, 2025 at 10:17 PM
look man I think the president should be allowed to catch a dick whenever they want in total peace but that’s just not the world republicans are willing to build with me
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Very excited to have just clicked “submit” on my application for a #WriteHive mentorship for 2026.
I really believe in my novel and hope I find a mentor match!
I really believe in my novel and hope I find a mentor match!
November 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Very excited to have just clicked “submit” on my application for a #WriteHive mentorship for 2026.
I really believe in my novel and hope I find a mentor match!
I really believe in my novel and hope I find a mentor match!
It’s legitimately one of the worst action movies ever made. Thankfully, everything’s been made right again with the third entry.
November 16, 2025 at 8:51 AM
It’s legitimately one of the worst action movies ever made. Thankfully, everything’s been made right again with the third entry.
I don’t understand this logic. Seth would not still have a show if his ratings were in the tank.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr just shared a Truth Social post from Trump calling for Seth Meyers to be fired
November 16, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I don’t understand this logic. Seth would not still have a show if his ratings were in the tank.
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Sad fact: Injury-ravaged Indiana’s 1-12 start is the worst for a team that reached the prior season’s NBA Finals since Milwaukee’s 1-12 start in 1974-75.
November 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Sad fact: Injury-ravaged Indiana’s 1-12 start is the worst for a team that reached the prior season’s NBA Finals since Milwaukee’s 1-12 start in 1974-75.
NCSU/MIA
OU/BAMA
MD/IL
PSU/MSU
OU/BAMA
MD/IL
PSU/MSU
November 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
NCSU/MIA
OU/BAMA
MD/IL
PSU/MSU
OU/BAMA
MD/IL
PSU/MSU
Ain’t technology grand
I’d tell you if the ESPN Apple TV app weren’t back on its bullshit.
November 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Ain’t technology grand
michigan didn't win that.
northwestern lost.
northwestern lost.
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
michigan didn't win that.
northwestern lost.
northwestern lost.
fuck michigan. just...fuck michigan forever. every single day and three times on saturday. fuck michigan.
November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
fuck michigan. just...fuck michigan forever. every single day and three times on saturday. fuck michigan.
I want Mac Uihlein in the NFL. That man is a goddamn pitbull.
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I want Mac Uihlein in the NFL. That man is a goddamn pitbull.
fucking bullshit that's a catch
November 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
fucking bullshit that's a catch
From a matchup known as Wheeling/West Liberty
Came a shootout with many touchdowns in hand
Came a shootout with many touchdowns in hand
November 15, 2025 at 8:30 PM
From a matchup known as Wheeling/West Liberty
Came a shootout with many touchdowns in hand
Came a shootout with many touchdowns in hand
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✨just texas things✨
November 15, 2025 at 7:27 PM
✨just texas things✨