Post Turkey Malone
@smmrhghlndflls.bsky.social
Biracial, bisexual, bi-bliophile. Pro wrestling, records, and bourbon. Will nerd out about horror, gaming, and 70s cinema. Dog dad and husband to @libbiye.bsky.social. Once called Magic Johnson the wrong name.
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I'm so sad that this whole image can't fit as my header, so I'm pinning this tweet with what might be my favorite wrestling photo ever.
i know we all know this, but every conservative accusation is a confession. the trump oval office might as well be hitler's bunker, syphilitic tremor and all
It should go without saying, but the president has no authority to do this, and anyone reporting the story needs to say as such.
November 29, 2025 at 12:15 AM
i know we all know this, but every conservative accusation is a confession. the trump oval office might as well be hitler's bunker, syphilitic tremor and all
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Greatest city on Earth
November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Greatest city on Earth
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hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
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November 28, 2025 at 6:53 PM
hey the handbasket is 90 paid subscribers away from a huge goal—think we could get there today??
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
thehandbasket.co/upgrade
🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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Caleb no, there’s too much liquid displacement!
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Caleb no, there’s too much liquid displacement!
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these are YOUR 9-3 Chicago Bears.
November 28, 2025 at 11:08 PM
these are YOUR 9-3 Chicago Bears.
I watched that game with my girlfriend at the time and she said it was "worrisome" how calm I was after the loss.
"Years of experience, hon. Years."
"Years of experience, hon. Years."
Had to show the double doink, huh? Suck my ass, Michaels.
November 28, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I watched that game with my girlfriend at the time and she said it was "worrisome" how calm I was after the loss.
"Years of experience, hon. Years."
"Years of experience, hon. Years."
Had to show the double doink, huh? Suck my ass, Michaels.
November 28, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Had to show the double doink, huh? Suck my ass, Michaels.
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Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
November 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Since people find being hopeful and optimistic so cringe these days, let me remind you once again that there isn’t a single liberation movement in the world that wasn’t built on hope and optimism.
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The funny thing about shower faucet handles is they have a 180-270 degree range of motion, but almost universally the difference between scalding and freezing water is only one radial degree away
To hot? *Tap tap* move it a hair to the right. Too cold!
To hot? *Tap tap* move it a hair to the right. Too cold!
November 28, 2025 at 10:39 PM
The funny thing about shower faucet handles is they have a 180-270 degree range of motion, but almost universally the difference between scalding and freezing water is only one radial degree away
To hot? *Tap tap* move it a hair to the right. Too cold!
To hot? *Tap tap* move it a hair to the right. Too cold!
IDSPISPOPD
Oh, you’re a gamer? Name a cheat code.
November 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
IDSPISPOPD
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Objectively, with this roster, what has happened is fireable
November 28, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Objectively, with this roster, what has happened is fireable
COLE KMET YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER
November 28, 2025 at 10:34 PM
COLE KMET YOU BEAUTIFUL MOTHERFUCKER
why was it marinated in kermit cum
Had to go back to get proof
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 PM
why was it marinated in kermit cum
This has to be the worst 8-3 offense ever. I feel so bad for Eagles fans.
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
This has to be the worst 8-3 offense ever. I feel so bad for Eagles fans.
Any streaming site that platforms Terminator 2 should be required to show every version of it. The special edition DVDs understood the assignment, even if you had to search for the third.
November 28, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Any streaming site that platforms Terminator 2 should be required to show every version of it. The special edition DVDs understood the assignment, even if you had to search for the third.
As a fantasy owner of Lamb, Pickens, and Rice, I am personally thrilled that this has become a shootout.
November 28, 2025 at 12:18 AM
As a fantasy owner of Lamb, Pickens, and Rice, I am personally thrilled that this has become a shootout.
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"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
November 27, 2025 at 5:52 AM
"a single person of this demographic may have committed a crime, therefore we must punish the entire demographic" is a policy response you may recognize from fascist governments dedicated to ethnic cleansing elsewhere.
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"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 AM
"I say we take off and nuke the site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."
Cal State Northridge at Idaho. Bless the maybe 40% attendance at this game.
November 27, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Cal State Northridge at Idaho. Bless the maybe 40% attendance at this game.
Literally every conference can do this, and they simply choose not to. There is nothing keeping sports from free access besides greed.
#CBB The Alabama State Hornets are rolling right now in the Pit!
Alabama State 60
New Mexico 45
16:45 2nd
Game is free on the Mountain West app!
@sickoscbb.bsky.social
Alabama State 60
New Mexico 45
16:45 2nd
Game is free on the Mountain West app!
@sickoscbb.bsky.social
November 27, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Literally every conference can do this, and they simply choose not to. There is nothing keeping sports from free access besides greed.
tomorrow is my favorite holiday. yes, even more than christmas. i'm so excited.
November 27, 2025 at 3:51 AM
tomorrow is my favorite holiday. yes, even more than christmas. i'm so excited.
the kings never should have ditched the purple and gold
November 27, 2025 at 3:49 AM
the kings never should have ditched the purple and gold
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Well, dude in the commercial, A.I. is just as good at fixing a broken water line as it is at writing an essay, so …
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Well, dude in the commercial, A.I. is just as good at fixing a broken water line as it is at writing an essay, so …