Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
outdoor enthusiast
indoor mega enthusiast
actually maybe I just like doors
he/him
indoor mega enthusiast
actually maybe I just like doors
he/him
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Isaac
@isaacgordon.com
· Nov 20
another cup of coffee could fix me
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[asphyxiating on toxic atmosphere as the last tree on earth drops its final leaf] save me Dow Jones
February 13, 2026 at 2:26 AM
[asphyxiating on toxic atmosphere as the last tree on earth drops its final leaf] save me Dow Jones
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i went to the redacted store and everyone there ██ ███ ███
February 12, 2026 at 11:35 PM
i went to the redacted store and everyone there ██ ███ ███
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I got banned from Bass Pro for telling them they're out of camo gear too many times
February 13, 2026 at 3:33 AM
I got banned from Bass Pro for telling them they're out of camo gear too many times
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mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
February 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
mfer forgot the word humidifier and asked if the air wetter was on
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Might fuck around and put some emojis in my bio
February 12, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Might fuck around and put some emojis in my bio
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I’m starting to think that the tickle monster is just an excuse for powerful men to tickle
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 PM
I’m starting to think that the tickle monster is just an excuse for powerful men to tickle
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chickpeas? i sure hope she does
February 8, 2026 at 9:41 PM
chickpeas? i sure hope she does
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No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
February 11, 2026 at 1:46 AM
No son, they are not "magically delicious." The workers made them delicious. This is a slogan meant to mystify the social conditions of labor
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watching the curling. nice to see men sweeping
February 11, 2026 at 8:48 PM
watching the curling. nice to see men sweeping
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thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.
February 10, 2026 at 10:10 PM
thank you for contacting the abyss. your scream is very important to us.
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if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 PM
if i had a bunny, i’d name him Bad. if i had a dog, i’d name him Snoop. if i had a cat, i’d name her Doja. if i had a snake, I’d name him White. if i had a hammer, i’d name it MC. if i had a
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gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
February 9, 2026 at 10:03 PM
gatorade is owned by pepsico but it's the coca cola of the sports drink market. powerade in turn is owned by coca cola, but it's unquestionably the pepsi of sports drinks. this should be plainly obvious to all
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Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
February 9, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Note to self: Self does not want anymore notes
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Yeah the right wing of the country got way more openly racist and the secret police have been emboldened to tear gas random children whenever they feel like but at least the labor market is terrible and we'll all be poorer forever
February 10, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Yeah the right wing of the country got way more openly racist and the secret police have been emboldened to tear gas random children whenever they feel like but at least the labor market is terrible and we'll all be poorer forever
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explaining to kuchisake-onna how patriarchy is set up to pit women against each other for male attention and that i can't answer for her because beauty is found in self determination and that women can scissor other women in a better way
February 9, 2026 at 3:38 PM
explaining to kuchisake-onna how patriarchy is set up to pit women against each other for male attention and that i can't answer for her because beauty is found in self determination and that women can scissor other women in a better way
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gasolina is girl gasoline
February 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
gasolina is girl gasoline
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women can have a little revenge as a treat
February 8, 2026 at 12:53 AM
women can have a little revenge as a treat
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one of those family stick figure appliqués for your car window only they’re all hot dogs
February 6, 2026 at 6:49 PM
one of those family stick figure appliqués for your car window only they’re all hot dogs
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typing in all lower case (including manually undoing autocorrect capitalization, but occasionally capitalizing Certain Terms for Emphasis) while using commas where you should have dashes or semicolons and nothing where you should have commas, that's typing with a cohost accent
February 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
typing in all lower case (including manually undoing autocorrect capitalization, but occasionally capitalizing Certain Terms for Emphasis) while using commas where you should have dashes or semicolons and nothing where you should have commas, that's typing with a cohost accent
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I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
February 6, 2026 at 7:32 PM
I rarely do this, but I’m hoping I maybe have enough of a following here that someone can help: I need to get in contact with Donkey Kong. It’s urgent
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pokemon go gently into that good night
February 4, 2026 at 9:58 PM
pokemon go gently into that good night
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[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
February 3, 2026 at 9:29 PM
[wife holding box of mac & cheese] the powder packet is missing, weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
[me holding large glass of what looks like orange milk] that is weird
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what we now call '80s music'.. back then, it was simply 'music', to them
February 3, 2026 at 4:05 AM
what we now call '80s music'.. back then, it was simply 'music', to them
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fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
February 3, 2026 at 5:55 PM
fraggle rock implies the existence of fraggle jazz and fraggle rap
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hamburger beyond help
February 3, 2026 at 7:53 PM
hamburger beyond help