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@incompetentweiner.bsky.social
Just a dummy who is stupid
Honestly, shocked that Schumer and Jeffries were this bold, considering who they are
February 5, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Honestly, shocked that Schumer and Jeffries were this bold, considering who they are
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The way people quote posted me like I am stupid as fuck when I said the Dems were fucking us with their 2 week extension
"except in extraordinary and unusual circumstances" is a big enough loophole for a family of elephants to walk through. www.huffpost.com/entry/democr...
Democrats Ease Up On 1 Of Their Biggest ICE Demands
Masks might still be OK in "extraordinary and unusual circumstances," Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer said.
www.huffpost.com
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
The way people quote posted me like I am stupid as fuck when I said the Dems were fucking us with their 2 week extension
My normie, Pod Saves-listening wife asked me just minutes ago why the Dems aren't introducing articles of impeachment daily and, well....
Remember, if you donβt vote for this party, everything bad that happens is YOUR fault!
February 5, 2026 at 2:34 AM
My normie, Pod Saves-listening wife asked me just minutes ago why the Dems aren't introducing articles of impeachment daily and, well....
Which was that?
February 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Which was that?
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
ROBERT DENIRO IN CAPE FEAR VOICE: Assuming facts not in evidence, counselor!
February 4, 2026 at 11:57 PM
ROBERT DENIRO IN CAPE FEAR VOICE: Assuming facts not in evidence, counselor!
To even have a shot at being a baseline normal country again, we'll need two straight hard-core democratic reformers as president. I don't see that happening.
February 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
To even have a shot at being a baseline normal country again, we'll need two straight hard-core democratic reformers as president. I don't see that happening.
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If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
January 23, 2025 at 11:25 PM
If a billionaire fell in a forest and there was no one around to hear him, that would be perfect
Hats off to a real one. You think he'll work within the org in the near future?
February 4, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Hats off to a real one. You think he'll work within the org in the near future?
What the fuck!!!!!
February 4, 2026 at 9:54 PM
What the fuck!!!!!
Top out at 136k? In LA?!?!?! Christ
February 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Top out at 136k? In LA?!?!?! Christ
Always respect the chill paralegals
February 4, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Always respect the chill paralegals
Yeah this is pathetic
February 4, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Yeah this is pathetic
Leave me out of this
February 4, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Leave me out of this
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Withdrawing 700 feds while 2,000 remain is like me riding my exercise bike for 15 minutes and then eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips dipped in sour cream.
February 4, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Withdrawing 700 feds while 2,000 remain is like me riding my exercise bike for 15 minutes and then eating an entire bag of bbq potato chips dipped in sour cream.
Looks great!
February 4, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Looks great!
Brother, seeing how pissed the rurals are in Minnesota - and assuming this can be extrapolated across the country - we aren't going to need redistricting. But! Yes, good job, Governor Dipshit Bigot
February 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Brother, seeing how pissed the rurals are in Minnesota - and assuming this can be extrapolated across the country - we aren't going to need redistricting. But! Yes, good job, Governor Dipshit Bigot
Glad to see you're not afraid of a straight shooter willing to take on the establishment with TRUTH BOMBS
February 4, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Glad to see you're not afraid of a straight shooter willing to take on the establishment with TRUTH BOMBS
Pooh Richardson
February 4, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Pooh Richardson
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The conjunction "and" appears 7000 times in Moby-Dick, one fifth as many times as Trump's name appears in the Epstein files.
February 4, 2026 at 3:52 PM
The conjunction "and" appears 7000 times in Moby-Dick, one fifth as many times as Trump's name appears in the Epstein files.
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In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.
February 4, 2026 at 4:57 PM
In the past week we've learned ICE has secured property to build human warehouses in Merrimack, NH and Williamsport, MD. Just some facts I think bear repeating.
How dare you talk about a deeply respected member of the YUM! Brand family. For shame!
February 4, 2026 at 7:20 PM
How dare you talk about a deeply respected member of the YUM! Brand family. For shame!
Hope he gets a foot long in prison lol
Wait, does this bad joke only work with Fogel?
Wait, does this bad joke only work with Fogel?
February 4, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Hope he gets a foot long in prison lol
Wait, does this bad joke only work with Fogel?
Wait, does this bad joke only work with Fogel?