IllCaesar
@illcaesar.bsky.social
"Infamous, teflon-coated shitposter." "Dishonest, despicable raging c*unt." "That typical online trans."
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NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
Earlier this year, we published an article on how women are increasingly seeking out testosterone to help with energy or their sex lives. We followed up with one woman who went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for her marriage.
What It’s Like When Your Wife Goes on Testosterone
She went on testosterone to help with her menopausal symptoms. The effects had unexpected consequences for their marriage.
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December 26, 2025 at 7:59 PM
NYT when a trans man wants to take testosterone: 😡😡😡😡😡
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
NYT when a cis woman wants to take testosterone: 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩
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tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
December 27, 2025 at 1:00 AM
tv shows should do what sports broadcasts do and thank new audiences that are just now joining them. every five minutes, all the actors should look at the screen, introduce themselves and their characters, and announce which of them is winning the show
Biblically accurate AI girlfriend
December 27, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Biblically accurate AI girlfriend
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maybe one day we'll get to escape the "testosterone is the evil uglyfying heart attack sex beast anger hormone" hell. maybe one day...
December 27, 2025 at 1:49 AM
maybe one day we'll get to escape the "testosterone is the evil uglyfying heart attack sex beast anger hormone" hell. maybe one day...
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"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
December 27, 2025 at 2:06 AM
"Did you see what Mark Cuban posted? Oh did you see the clapb—"
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
You shake yourself awake in the cold North Atlantic water. You are not online. It is July of 1858. You are a baleen whale, and you have changed your mind. The future most not come to pass. The telegraph cable must break.
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Ready to say it even if this gets me in trouble. He’s a yakubian devil that deserves his tongue cut off and fingers broken so that no one shall be cursed by this thoughts ever again
December 27, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Ready to say it even if this gets me in trouble. He’s a yakubian devil that deserves his tongue cut off and fingers broken so that no one shall be cursed by this thoughts ever again
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He literally turned everyone in the company against one another in some kind of post-apocalyptic department-warlordism.
December 27, 2025 at 2:19 AM
He literally turned everyone in the company against one another in some kind of post-apocalyptic department-warlordism.
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It was because a Randroid VP butchered the company internally to push an insane ideological agenda.
Only five Sears stores remain in the U.S., with the end likely near for what was once the mightiest American retailer. Here’s a look back at why the company’s last great hope was a promise that never materialized.
Why Sears’s Last Great Hope Was a Promise That Never Materialized
Only five Sears stores remain in the country, with the end likely near for what was once the mightiest American retailer.
nyti.ms
December 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
It was because a Randroid VP butchered the company internally to push an insane ideological agenda.
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Kat is obvious, straightforward, and openly saying what her strategy is so of course Will Stancil can't grasp it.
Kat's gambit is saying "this money, used traditionally, is my best chance of winning, but I'd rather campaign by the values I would use to govern rather than do what's easiest to win."
Kat's gambit is saying "this money, used traditionally, is my best chance of winning, but I'd rather campaign by the values I would use to govern rather than do what's easiest to win."
Turning campaigns into mutual aid hubs isn’t good for campaigns or mutual aid! Your campaign manager should be entirely too busy to schlep around 5600 tampons!
December 27, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Kat is obvious, straightforward, and openly saying what her strategy is so of course Will Stancil can't grasp it.
Kat's gambit is saying "this money, used traditionally, is my best chance of winning, but I'd rather campaign by the values I would use to govern rather than do what's easiest to win."
Kat's gambit is saying "this money, used traditionally, is my best chance of winning, but I'd rather campaign by the values I would use to govern rather than do what's easiest to win."
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Killer part is both Britain and France are mad fucking racist already.
JD VANCE THINKS BRITAIN & FRANCE ARE AMERICAS LIKELY ENEMIES.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
The world is getting bizarrely screwed with this kind of bull being spewed out.
December 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Killer part is both Britain and France are mad fucking racist already.
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spock: it's very important that everyone understands i'm logical. i'm culturally vulcan and while i love my mom being vulcan is central to my identity for complex reasons.
kirk, burying his "friend" in an entirely human ceremony: he was the most human guy i knew. extremely human and that's it.
kirk, burying his "friend" in an entirely human ceremony: he was the most human guy i knew. extremely human and that's it.
December 26, 2025 at 10:24 PM
spock: it's very important that everyone understands i'm logical. i'm culturally vulcan and while i love my mom being vulcan is central to my identity for complex reasons.
kirk, burying his "friend" in an entirely human ceremony: he was the most human guy i knew. extremely human and that's it.
kirk, burying his "friend" in an entirely human ceremony: he was the most human guy i knew. extremely human and that's it.
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I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm once again politely asking Bluesky developers to allow us to attach multiple photos and videos in one post.
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Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
December 26, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Don't need to imagine, Sinatra had something to say about multicultural liberal democracies 🧵
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thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
The comments on this are all about how sweet it is and I feel insane. Using AI to make fake memories of your grandma with dementia and telling her they happened and then filming her reaction
December 26, 2025 at 8:56 PM
thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible
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One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
December 26, 2025 at 9:24 PM
One of my favorite presents ever—my dad found and framed this pic of my mother @sunminkimes.bsky.social at a Seattle courthouse after she passed her US citizenship test in 1981. Like so many of the people who come here to start a new life, she is the best of us—the bravest, strongest person I know.
It's fitting that the NFL team with the greatest disregard for the time and money spent on their product by their audience is in Las Vegas.
Sources: Raiders star Maxx Crosby was informed that he’ll be out Sunday vs. the Giants because of the knee injury he’s been battling since October.
LV made the decision with Crosby’s best interest in mind, though the Pro Bowler has been fighting to play and wants to play.
LV made the decision with Crosby’s best interest in mind, though the Pro Bowler has been fighting to play and wants to play.
December 26, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's fitting that the NFL team with the greatest disregard for the time and money spent on their product by their audience is in Las Vegas.
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You know I'd love to have an adequate level of respect for the boundaries of female officers and whatnot, but I'm starting to be very done with this entire charade regarding which gender of officer should strip-search which gender of citizen, given that PIGS ARE THE ONES WITH POWER IN THE SITUATION
I hate that I cannot enjoy the bewildered and angry fashion in which these tragic cis organisations tie themselves in knots attempting to rewrite reality because they’re tying *us* in knots, too.
We are currently in discussion with the NPCC about their policy of strip searches of transitioned women (in which we are treated as men because of the SC ruling).
I'm going to just share with you exactly how incoherent the NPCC are, underlining just ONE tiny aspect of their response.
I'm going to just share with you exactly how incoherent the NPCC are, underlining just ONE tiny aspect of their response.
December 26, 2025 at 6:27 PM
You know I'd love to have an adequate level of respect for the boundaries of female officers and whatnot, but I'm starting to be very done with this entire charade regarding which gender of officer should strip-search which gender of citizen, given that PIGS ARE THE ONES WITH POWER IN THE SITUATION
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attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
December 26, 2025 at 6:57 PM
attention new bluesky users:
pick up that can
pick up that can
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My favorite part of this TOTALLY NOT MADE UP STORY (SHUT UP IT REALLY HAPPENED) is when a white guy goes to an in person convention and is asked by several attendees, IN PERSON, whether what makes him special is that he’s black.
This shit is made up, actually
December 26, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My favorite part of this TOTALLY NOT MADE UP STORY (SHUT UP IT REALLY HAPPENED) is when a white guy goes to an in person convention and is asked by several attendees, IN PERSON, whether what makes him special is that he’s black.
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im seeing a lot of these kindsa posts about stranger things 5 and it's reminded me of this:
December 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
im seeing a lot of these kindsa posts about stranger things 5 and it's reminded me of this:
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Imagine seeing a huge block of the most energized anti-Republican voters in the entire country, and going out of your way to way to alienate them.
This is why the democrats have the reputation of being out-of-touch.
This is why the democrats have the reputation of being out-of-touch.
December 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Imagine seeing a huge block of the most energized anti-Republican voters in the entire country, and going out of your way to way to alienate them.
This is why the democrats have the reputation of being out-of-touch.
This is why the democrats have the reputation of being out-of-touch.