Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order, but no promises) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🙏)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
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(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
Ridiculous
December 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Ridiculous
When is enough, enough?
December 27, 2025 at 9:21 AM
When is enough, enough?
By 'liberal' I think you mean 'atheist', yeah?
December 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
By 'liberal' I think you mean 'atheist', yeah?
Test Matches that last only two days are an affront to nature and must stop
December 27, 2025 at 9:07 AM
Test Matches that last only two days are an affront to nature and must stop
Royal Commissions solve nothing, by design, and haven't for well over a decade
Why would one about Bondi be any different?
Look at this list and try to argue with me
Why would one about Bondi be any different?
Look at this list and try to argue with me
December 27, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Royal Commissions solve nothing, by design, and haven't for well over a decade
Why would one about Bondi be any different?
Look at this list and try to argue with me
Why would one about Bondi be any different?
Look at this list and try to argue with me
- I'm going to pretend my President didn't rape multiple children just so I can go on being a racist - is one hell of a position for tens of millions of Americans to rally behind
December 27, 2025 at 8:21 AM
- I'm going to pretend my President didn't rape multiple children just so I can go on being a racist - is one hell of a position for tens of millions of Americans to rally behind
"Unearthed"?
WTAF?
They literally published that BEFORE the last election
PUBLISHED IT 🙄
It was NEVER a secret
Jaysus H Dog Americans REALLY need to figure this shit out quickly
WTAF?
They literally published that BEFORE the last election
PUBLISHED IT 🙄
It was NEVER a secret
Jaysus H Dog Americans REALLY need to figure this shit out quickly
December 27, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"Unearthed"?
WTAF?
They literally published that BEFORE the last election
PUBLISHED IT 🙄
It was NEVER a secret
Jaysus H Dog Americans REALLY need to figure this shit out quickly
WTAF?
They literally published that BEFORE the last election
PUBLISHED IT 🙄
It was NEVER a secret
Jaysus H Dog Americans REALLY need to figure this shit out quickly
A woman seems like a high bar right now. They have standards.
Maybe start with a president who didn't consort with paedophiles then work back from that 👍
Maybe start with a president who didn't consort with paedophiles then work back from that 👍
I hope we have a female President within my lifetime.
December 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
A woman seems like a high bar right now. They have standards.
Maybe start with a president who didn't consort with paedophiles then work back from that 👍
Maybe start with a president who didn't consort with paedophiles then work back from that 👍
On behalf of atheists, may I offer 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
"Australians often seem rather uneasy about attempting to examine the range and depth of their religious beliefs," writes Barry Jones. “Like most people, other than fundamentalists, I feel shifty and inconclusive, because of a deep uncertainty.” satpa.pe/ILgVSbj
On faith and the exit ramp
satpa.pe
December 27, 2025 at 8:09 AM
On behalf of atheists, may I offer 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Think much bigger 🙏
Donald Trump must resign!
December 27, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Think much bigger 🙏
Maybe it's only me, probably is, but it irks me that American satirical cartoonists ALWAYS label their work to explain it, as if I didn't get it first time around
🤷♂️😴
🤷♂️😴
December 27, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Maybe it's only me, probably is, but it irks me that American satirical cartoonists ALWAYS label their work to explain it, as if I didn't get it first time around
🤷♂️😴
🤷♂️😴
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Was anyone unclear about why the USA is now also attacking Nigeria along with Venezuela?
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Was anyone unclear about why the USA is now also attacking Nigeria along with Venezuela?
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
Was anyone unclear about why the USA is now also attacking Nigeria along with Venezuela?
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
December 27, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Was anyone unclear about why the USA is now also attacking Nigeria along with Venezuela?
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
And was anyone dumb enough to think it was about stopping 'attacks on Christians'?
The USA is now the world's largest terrorist state. FACT.
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Nothing is certain, but it is possible that history will remember THIS as Trump's 'Let them eat cake' moment
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing is certain, but it is possible that history will remember THIS as Trump's 'Let them eat cake' moment
Yep.
Stoopid.
Stoopid.
December 27, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Yep.
Stoopid.
Stoopid.
Nothing is certain, but it is possible that history will remember THIS as Trump's 'Let them eat cake' moment
December 27, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Nothing is certain, but it is possible that history will remember THIS as Trump's 'Let them eat cake' moment
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December 27, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Aus 10/152
Eng 10/110
Now it's Aus 8/120
Stoopid cricket
Eng 10/110
Now it's Aus 8/120
Stoopid cricket
December 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Aus 10/152
Eng 10/110
Now it's Aus 8/120
Stoopid cricket
Eng 10/110
Now it's Aus 8/120
Stoopid cricket
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Maybe it's just me, but I reckon Macaulay could have made a far more significant statement about Trump than to demand 'people' slightly amend the very shitty sequel he made to one film he was ever known for
December 26, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Maybe it's just me, but I reckon Macaulay could have made a far more significant statement about Trump than to demand 'people' slightly amend the very shitty sequel he made to one film he was ever known for
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The rest of the world feels exactly the same way when we watch US teachers having to practise active shooter drills with 6 yr olds 💔
💔 Right next to the family’s Christmas tree, a Ukrainian boy who has only known war in his life explains to his baby sister what an air raid alarm is:
“It’s an unpleasant sound. Don’t be afraid”
“It’s an unpleasant sound. Don’t be afraid”
December 26, 2025 at 6:42 PM
The rest of the world feels exactly the same way when we watch US teachers having to practise active shooter drills with 6 yr olds 💔
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Oh this is next level hilarious
These people are such idiots
😂😂😂
These people are such idiots
😂😂😂
December 26, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Oh this is next level hilarious
These people are such idiots
😂😂😂
These people are such idiots
😂😂😂