Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. (I'm working on the order, but no promises) Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Event medic ⛑️
Patient Transport Officer 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
(Reformed advertiser 🥴)
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
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(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
February 14, 2026 at 5:19 AM
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Open mockery of power is one of the few things 'it' struggles to accommodate and react to without over-reacting
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Open mockery of power is one of the few things 'it' struggles to accommodate and react to without over-reacting
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
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Yes, if actually true, this is the start of the USA being pushed out from any involvement in Ukraine and if Europe are aligning with China in this theatre, then Trump becomes irrelevant on the world stage. The crazy thing is that China are a more stable partner currently! (if true that is!!!!)
February 14, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Yes, if actually true, this is the start of the USA being pushed out from any involvement in Ukraine and if Europe are aligning with China in this theatre, then Trump becomes irrelevant on the world stage. The crazy thing is that China are a more stable partner currently! (if true that is!!!!)
Wow
What a timeline! For those that don’t know, China has been slowly enveloping Russia’s land over in northern Siberia and Putin cannot do much about it because his military is so spread out.
February 14, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Wow
He knew 🥺
February 14, 2026 at 4:37 AM
He knew 🥺
Open mockery of power is one of the few things 'it' struggles to accommodate and react to without over-reacting
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
February 14, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Open mockery of power is one of the few things 'it' struggles to accommodate and react to without over-reacting
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
It's a solid weapon ✊👇
Oh pluh-ease 🙄
*Quietly turns the functionality and data sharing back on in a month while people are distracted by whayever the fuck comes next*
*Quietly turns the functionality and data sharing back on in a month while people are distracted by whayever the fuck comes next*
February 14, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Oh pluh-ease 🙄
*Quietly turns the functionality and data sharing back on in a month while people are distracted by whayever the fuck comes next*
*Quietly turns the functionality and data sharing back on in a month while people are distracted by whayever the fuck comes next*
Clearly they 'got the memo'
February 14, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Clearly they 'got the memo'
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Okay, Grandma, that's enough Winter Olympics for you! 😆
February 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Mal Lanyon, police commissioner, is not up to the job. He either isn’t secure enough to show leadership and preparedness to discipline or he is unprofessional in his support of a rum corp NSW police
February 13, 2026 at 6:05 PM
Mal Lanyon, police commissioner, is not up to the job. He either isn’t secure enough to show leadership and preparedness to discipline or he is unprofessional in his support of a rum corp NSW police
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Sure, Albo puts tax-payer subsidised PV on your roof and GUARANTEES your institutionalised generational wealth will always accrue, but do you ACTUALLY give a shit about the planet? And the kids who come next?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
Today, under the cover of the Liberals tearing each other down, Labor has approved another coal mine extension.
Extending Middlemount to 2044 means Labor has now approved 35 fossil fuel projects.
In the middle of the climate crisis, they're approving more coal & gas.
Extending Middlemount to 2044 means Labor has now approved 35 fossil fuel projects.
In the middle of the climate crisis, they're approving more coal & gas.
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sure, Albo puts tax-payer subsidised PV on your roof and GUARANTEES your institutionalised generational wealth will always accrue, but do you ACTUALLY give a shit about the planet? And the kids who come next?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
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She's just another clueless Crumb Maiden who stumbled upon an un-eaten cookie and thinks she's not actually eating crumbs from the misogynists' table
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 AM
She's just another clueless Crumb Maiden who stumbled upon an un-eaten cookie and thinks she's not actually eating crumbs from the misogynists' table
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
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I’m the Mark Carney that understands fossil fuels are destroying the climate and wants to stop that happening. Which is to say I’m not any Mark Carney.
February 13, 2026 at 8:54 AM
I’m the Mark Carney that understands fossil fuels are destroying the climate and wants to stop that happening. Which is to say I’m not any Mark Carney.
The timing of this nonsense is NOT coincidental
Consider the right wing garbage flying around right now, globally. Laws are being ignored.
This wouldn't have had any traction just three years ago
Should NOT ever. Honestly
But now .....
The 'FIGHT' is global
Wake up
Consider the right wing garbage flying around right now, globally. Laws are being ignored.
This wouldn't have had any traction just three years ago
Should NOT ever. Honestly
But now .....
The 'FIGHT' is global
Wake up
Did he think he’d end up the Four Seasons after killing 51 people. Turns out these tough guys just ain’t so tough.
Even as 'the most reviled person' in NZ, the Christchurch terrorist had his day in court
It may be months before New Zealand finds out if the Christchurch terrorist will be granted an application to have his guilty pleas vacated.
www.abc.net.au
February 13, 2026 at 8:50 AM
The timing of this nonsense is NOT coincidental
Consider the right wing garbage flying around right now, globally. Laws are being ignored.
This wouldn't have had any traction just three years ago
Should NOT ever. Honestly
But now .....
The 'FIGHT' is global
Wake up
Consider the right wing garbage flying around right now, globally. Laws are being ignored.
This wouldn't have had any traction just three years ago
Should NOT ever. Honestly
But now .....
The 'FIGHT' is global
Wake up
She's just another clueless Crumb Maiden who stumbled upon an un-eaten cookie and thinks she's not actually eating crumbs from the misogynists' table
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
February 13, 2026 at 8:42 AM
She's just another clueless Crumb Maiden who stumbled upon an un-eaten cookie and thinks she's not actually eating crumbs from the misogynists' table
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
Maybe ask Susssssan how fresh those crumbs actually are
Sure, Albo puts tax-payer subsidised PV on your roof and GUARANTEES your institutionalised generational wealth will always accrue, but do you ACTUALLY give a shit about the planet? And the kids who come next?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
Today, under the cover of the Liberals tearing each other down, Labor has approved another coal mine extension.
Extending Middlemount to 2044 means Labor has now approved 35 fossil fuel projects.
In the middle of the climate crisis, they're approving more coal & gas.
Extending Middlemount to 2044 means Labor has now approved 35 fossil fuel projects.
In the middle of the climate crisis, they're approving more coal & gas.
February 13, 2026 at 8:38 AM
Sure, Albo puts tax-payer subsidised PV on your roof and GUARANTEES your institutionalised generational wealth will always accrue, but do you ACTUALLY give a shit about the planet? And the kids who come next?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
Or is the smug satisfaction of charging your new BYD from your home PV just too enjoyable?
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Think about how Minns spoke. He was doing a Rump and signalling his intent to the police. Sounded to us like he was afraid of violence, sounded to them like an instruction.
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 AM
Think about how Minns spoke. He was doing a Rump and signalling his intent to the police. Sounded to us like he was afraid of violence, sounded to them like an instruction.
You accidentally misspelled their name 'correctly'
Fun fact
Fun fact
Barbecues Galore going into administration highlights again that buying gift vouchers is one of the riskiest of purchases. Legislation is required to make stores selling such vouchers hold the funds in a separate trust account until vouchers are redeemed rather than mingled with general revenue.
February 13, 2026 at 7:51 AM
You accidentally misspelled their name 'correctly'
Fun fact
Fun fact
I can guarantee she has nothing to do with the 'order' that was given to police to exercise violence
police minister Yasmin Catley said…
“The best thing we can do right now is to allow the Lecc to do its job,” she said. “Now is the time for calm.”
I’m glad they will investigate this.
Nb if police had remained calm last Monday night an investigation wouldn’t be necessary
“The best thing we can do right now is to allow the Lecc to do its job,” she said. “Now is the time for calm.”
I’m glad they will investigate this.
Nb if police had remained calm last Monday night an investigation wouldn’t be necessary
February 13, 2026 at 7:42 AM
I can guarantee she has nothing to do with the 'order' that was given to police to exercise violence
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“We didn’t tell the Police to bash protesters, we would never dream of doing such a thing. No, all we did was tell them if they did bash protesters there be no legal repercussions and the protesters would not be able to sue them.”
February 13, 2026 at 6:14 AM
“We didn’t tell the Police to bash protesters, we would never dream of doing such a thing. No, all we did was tell them if they did bash protesters there be no legal repercussions and the protesters would not be able to sue them.”
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police minister Yasmin Catley said…
“The best thing we can do right now is to allow the Lecc to do its job,” she said. “Now is the time for calm.”
I’m glad they will investigate this.
Nb if police had remained calm last Monday night an investigation wouldn’t be necessary
“The best thing we can do right now is to allow the Lecc to do its job,” she said. “Now is the time for calm.”
I’m glad they will investigate this.
Nb if police had remained calm last Monday night an investigation wouldn’t be necessary
February 13, 2026 at 6:29 AM
police minister Yasmin Catley said…
“The best thing we can do right now is to allow the Lecc to do its job,” she said. “Now is the time for calm.”
I’m glad they will investigate this.
Nb if police had remained calm last Monday night an investigation wouldn’t be necessary
“The best thing we can do right now is to allow the Lecc to do its job,” she said. “Now is the time for calm.”
I’m glad they will investigate this.
Nb if police had remained calm last Monday night an investigation wouldn’t be necessary
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Sydney Police came spoiling for a fight. 100%. And given the number of violent incidents that occurred, it means they were briefed to act that way
By whose order, is the question?
By whose order, is the question?
February 13, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Sydney Police came spoiling for a fight. 100%. And given the number of violent incidents that occurred, it means they were briefed to act that way
By whose order, is the question?
By whose order, is the question?
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"Our focus is on reducing women in the House of Reps, but we're on track also reduce our female vote to zero too."
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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Because I grew up in QLD in the ‘80s, I’m more often surprised when police *don’t* attack demonstrators. So I’ve had that familiar feeling this week of watching people come to a difficult truth: when you see a demo turn ugly, it’s almost always because the cops decided that’s how it was gonna go.
The cop riot
So, first things first, a big congrats to Angus Taylor.
open.substack.com
February 13, 2026 at 2:08 AM
Because I grew up in QLD in the ‘80s, I’m more often surprised when police *don’t* attack demonstrators. So I’ve had that familiar feeling this week of watching people come to a difficult truth: when you see a demo turn ugly, it’s almost always because the cops decided that’s how it was gonna go.
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"Our focus is on reducing women in the House of Reps, but we're on track also reduce our female vote to zero too."
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
chaser.com.au/national/ang...
February 13, 2026 at 3:51 AM
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