Kiwifunknuckle (He/Kiwi)
@kiwifunknuckle.bsky.social
The original and only Kiwifunknuckle. Small flightless bird that lays one mother of an egg. Based in South East Queensland.
Husband and carer =, father, car and motorcycle lover. Amateur photographer.
https://kiwifunknuckle.com
Husband and carer =, father, car and motorcycle lover. Amateur photographer.
https://kiwifunknuckle.com
New valves have arrived for my #Vinyl headphone amp. #audiophile
Will wait till the weekend to play a side on the old and the try the new.
Excited.
Will wait till the weekend to play a side on the old and the try the new.
Excited.
January 6, 2026 at 7:57 AM
New valves have arrived for my #Vinyl headphone amp. #audiophile
Will wait till the weekend to play a side on the old and the try the new.
Excited.
Will wait till the weekend to play a side on the old and the try the new.
Excited.
I wanted this to arrive before the holidays so I could clean up my office. Done now. Office still a mess but this is a start.
Satisfying.
Satisfying.
January 6, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I wanted this to arrive before the holidays so I could clean up my office. Done now. Office still a mess but this is a start.
Satisfying.
Satisfying.
I hate sleeping. I have vivid dreams so I wake up exhausted. Last night was partially bad having two “story” lines that were not pleasant.
Arggg. Struggling today.
Arggg. Struggling today.
a cartoon of spongebob standing in front of a window with his hands in the air
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January 6, 2026 at 3:19 AM
I hate sleeping. I have vivid dreams so I wake up exhausted. Last night was partially bad having two “story” lines that were not pleasant.
Arggg. Struggling today.
Arggg. Struggling today.
I get the same and I’m a Kiwi living in Australia.
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
I get the same and I’m a Kiwi living in Australia.
Yet another DM saying my posts are random AF.
Am I one person? Am I mental? WTF?
Me. I am all things to all people.
Am I one person? Am I mental? WTF?
Me. I am all things to all people.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in the back seat of a car and smiling .
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January 5, 2026 at 11:38 AM
Yet another DM saying my posts are random AF.
Am I one person? Am I mental? WTF?
Me. I am all things to all people.
Am I one person? Am I mental? WTF?
Me. I am all things to all people.
Reposted by Kiwifunknuckle (He/Kiwi)
Reposted by Kiwifunknuckle (He/Kiwi)
muppets...good for a 24 news cycle
January 5, 2026 at 7:24 AM
muppets...good for a 24 news cycle
If the world is flat, why is the top half cold right now?
an artist 's impression of a flat earth
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January 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
If the world is flat, why is the top half cold right now?
Miss Piggy should be charged with domestic violence.
kermit the frog and miss piggy from the sesame street
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January 5, 2026 at 10:56 AM
Miss Piggy should be charged with domestic violence.
Watching Gold Rush.
I love the hero music when the water pump starts.
I love the hero music when the water pump starts.
January 5, 2026 at 10:55 AM
Watching Gold Rush.
I love the hero music when the water pump starts.
I love the hero music when the water pump starts.
Is it just me, or is LinkedIn a shit Job site?
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January 5, 2026 at 10:07 AM
Is it just me, or is LinkedIn a shit Job site?
A fair democracy should not have laws to impede the rights of its constituents. They should have the laws to protect the constituents.
Yet the GOP does everything to make voting hard, difficult or impossible.
This shows who and what they are, but #MAGA is blind to it.
Yet the GOP does everything to make voting hard, difficult or impossible.
This shows who and what they are, but #MAGA is blind to it.
January 5, 2026 at 8:58 AM
A fair democracy should not have laws to impede the rights of its constituents. They should have the laws to protect the constituents.
Yet the GOP does everything to make voting hard, difficult or impossible.
This shows who and what they are, but #MAGA is blind to it.
Yet the GOP does everything to make voting hard, difficult or impossible.
This shows who and what they are, but #MAGA is blind to it.
Says the guy with a wife of Indian descent.
No wonder he loves the couch.
No wonder he loves the couch.
JD Vance: "In the United States of America you don't have to apologize for being white anymore"
January 5, 2026 at 8:55 AM
Says the guy with a wife of Indian descent.
No wonder he loves the couch.
No wonder he loves the couch.
TACOS ARE NOT ON THE MENU!!!
January 5, 2026 at 8:42 AM
TACOS ARE NOT ON THE MENU!!!
I wish this was funny....
January 5, 2026 at 8:25 AM
I wish this was funny....
Crass but I have to agree..
Sorry did #Albanese say something?
I couldn’t understand the mumbling.
I couldn’t understand the mumbling.
January 5, 2026 at 7:52 AM
Crass but I have to agree..
I wish this was funny.
January 5, 2026 at 7:22 AM
I wish this was funny.
Looking for jobs.
Are comfortable with project methodologies like agile and waterfall.
WTF? One or the other?
We don’t actually know how we work, but we want someone who won’t argue when we change our mind.
Are comfortable with project methodologies like agile and waterfall.
WTF? One or the other?
We don’t actually know how we work, but we want someone who won’t argue when we change our mind.
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January 5, 2026 at 7:08 AM
Looking for jobs.
Are comfortable with project methodologies like agile and waterfall.
WTF? One or the other?
We don’t actually know how we work, but we want someone who won’t argue when we change our mind.
Are comfortable with project methodologies like agile and waterfall.
WTF? One or the other?
We don’t actually know how we work, but we want someone who won’t argue when we change our mind.
A co-worker from Canada asked to explain cricket to them.
Before the cricket cult followers could reply I said, "Just like baseball with wickets".
The cult followers both went NOOOOO!!! And started to explain why I'm wrong.
I just laughed, one goes, "You can be a real prick most of the time".
Before the cricket cult followers could reply I said, "Just like baseball with wickets".
The cult followers both went NOOOOO!!! And started to explain why I'm wrong.
I just laughed, one goes, "You can be a real prick most of the time".
a man in a suit and tie is smiling while sitting in front of a window in an office .
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January 5, 2026 at 7:06 AM
A co-worker from Canada asked to explain cricket to them.
Before the cricket cult followers could reply I said, "Just like baseball with wickets".
The cult followers both went NOOOOO!!! And started to explain why I'm wrong.
I just laughed, one goes, "You can be a real prick most of the time".
Before the cricket cult followers could reply I said, "Just like baseball with wickets".
The cult followers both went NOOOOO!!! And started to explain why I'm wrong.
I just laughed, one goes, "You can be a real prick most of the time".
Reposted by Kiwifunknuckle (He/Kiwi)
Goodnight blue sky
January 5, 2026 at 1:56 AM
Goodnight blue sky
Made it to work. Made it home. I built an AI framework and governance engine because I was bored.
It ingests and segments the code base, providing an overview of each segment and file. It allows AI updates to sections, maintains an audit log, and checks the file’s intent against the original.
It ingests and segments the code base, providing an overview of each segment and file. It allows AI updates to sections, maintains an audit log, and checks the file’s intent against the original.
January 5, 2026 at 6:20 AM
Made it to work. Made it home. I built an AI framework and governance engine because I was bored.
It ingests and segments the code base, providing an overview of each segment and file. It allows AI updates to sections, maintains an audit log, and checks the file’s intent against the original.
It ingests and segments the code base, providing an overview of each segment and file. It allows AI updates to sections, maintains an audit log, and checks the file’s intent against the original.
Made it to the office and remembered my password. Baby steps.
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January 4, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Made it to the office and remembered my password. Baby steps.
Arguing online with a rw nutjob.
How would you like it if I sent in a swat team and ripped you out of your home and imprison you and your partner in another country.
Them. That’s not what happened in Venezuela!!!
I give up.
How would you like it if I sent in a swat team and ripped you out of your home and imprison you and your partner in another country.
Them. That’s not what happened in Venezuela!!!
I give up.
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Arguing online with a rw nutjob.
How would you like it if I sent in a swat team and ripped you out of your home and imprison you and your partner in another country.
Them. That’s not what happened in Venezuela!!!
I give up.
How would you like it if I sent in a swat team and ripped you out of your home and imprison you and your partner in another country.
Them. That’s not what happened in Venezuela!!!
I give up.
Will FIFA step in?
January 4, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Will FIFA step in?