Cranky Aussie™
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It’s not a nom de plume, it’s a lifestyle. For ease of reading if you're confused about what my tone is just assume sarcasm.
Remember when Israel said they were going to investigate the World Kitchen killings in Gaza and the Aussie Government said "Ok, we trust you Bro"?
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November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Remember when Israel said they were going to investigate the World Kitchen killings in Gaza and the Aussie Government said "Ok, we trust you Bro"?
archive.md/XnCbi
archive.md/XnCbi
My Auspol forecast:
Nats successfully blow up the Coalition.
Joyce moves to One Nation and becomes leader.
ON wins lower house seats due to the Libs tearing themselves apart.
Nats (with LNP ministers deserting Libs) forms coalition with One Nation.
Entire country face palms.
Nats successfully blow up the Coalition.
Joyce moves to One Nation and becomes leader.
ON wins lower house seats due to the Libs tearing themselves apart.
Nats (with LNP ministers deserting Libs) forms coalition with One Nation.
Entire country face palms.
November 3, 2025 at 9:45 AM
My Auspol forecast:
Nats successfully blow up the Coalition.
Joyce moves to One Nation and becomes leader.
ON wins lower house seats due to the Libs tearing themselves apart.
Nats (with LNP ministers deserting Libs) forms coalition with One Nation.
Entire country face palms.
Nats successfully blow up the Coalition.
Joyce moves to One Nation and becomes leader.
ON wins lower house seats due to the Libs tearing themselves apart.
Nats (with LNP ministers deserting Libs) forms coalition with One Nation.
Entire country face palms.
This is Peanut. His superpower is hearing individual cheese slices being unwrapped from the other end of the house.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This is Peanut. His superpower is hearing individual cheese slices being unwrapped from the other end of the house.
Got up to 38.5c today on the Sunny Coast. Now at 5.30pm it’s dropped by a staggering 2.5c. On the bright side the washing is turbo drying and I can thaw tonight’s dinner by placing it in the carport… and cook it by popping it on the driveway.
Anyone for cement fried snags?
Anyone for cement fried snags?
October 27, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Got up to 38.5c today on the Sunny Coast. Now at 5.30pm it’s dropped by a staggering 2.5c. On the bright side the washing is turbo drying and I can thaw tonight’s dinner by placing it in the carport… and cook it by popping it on the driveway.
Anyone for cement fried snags?
Anyone for cement fried snags?
American version of The Block is going all out.
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
American version of The Block is going all out.
Bank called yesterday to say they have been trying to reach me and needed some personal info from me. Yeah nah, but just in case I rang the bank back to confirm. 20 minutes on hold then the person who answered couldn’t hear me. I however could clearly hear her flushing the toilet.
Professionalism.
Professionalism.
October 23, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Bank called yesterday to say they have been trying to reach me and needed some personal info from me. Yeah nah, but just in case I rang the bank back to confirm. 20 minutes on hold then the person who answered couldn’t hear me. I however could clearly hear her flushing the toilet.
Professionalism.
Professionalism.
Just curious but why does there have to be an official ceasefire for Israel to lift the aid blockade? The only ones targeting aid and aid workers has been the IDF so can't they just stop doing that and let the aid through?
Do we really need a 20 point plan from Trump for this?
Do we really need a 20 point plan from Trump for this?
October 2, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Just curious but why does there have to be an official ceasefire for Israel to lift the aid blockade? The only ones targeting aid and aid workers has been the IDF so can't they just stop doing that and let the aid through?
Do we really need a 20 point plan from Trump for this?
Do we really need a 20 point plan from Trump for this?
Trump on US environmentalists: "'No more cows, we don't want cows anymore.' I guess they want to kill all the cows."
September 25, 2025 at 5:09 AM
How much of a snowflake do you have to be to claim your life has been put in serious jeopardy by what are essentially stairs?
September 25, 2025 at 3:52 AM
How much of a snowflake do you have to be to claim your life has been put in serious jeopardy by what are essentially stairs?
Those western countries that have this week responded to Israel’s ongoing genocide in Gaza by recognising the state of Palestine, are you prepared to now protect that state or is this just for the appeasement of your citizens?
September 24, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Those western countries that have this week responded to Israel’s ongoing genocide in Gaza by recognising the state of Palestine, are you prepared to now protect that state or is this just for the appeasement of your citizens?
So recently I’ve been looking at investing videos on YouTube.
Everyone needs a hobby.
Today I hopped on TikTok and what videos are on my timeline?
Investing videos.
So are Google and TikTok sharing user data now?
Everyone needs a hobby.
Today I hopped on TikTok and what videos are on my timeline?
Investing videos.
So are Google and TikTok sharing user data now?
September 18, 2025 at 8:47 AM
So recently I’ve been looking at investing videos on YouTube.
Everyone needs a hobby.
Today I hopped on TikTok and what videos are on my timeline?
Investing videos.
So are Google and TikTok sharing user data now?
Everyone needs a hobby.
Today I hopped on TikTok and what videos are on my timeline?
Investing videos.
So are Google and TikTok sharing user data now?
ABC QLD reports on the march of the racists… sorry, March for Australia. Melbourne march was led by, and I quote, “men dressed in black”.
FFS they know these “men” self identify as Neo Nazis, why not just name them. People should know who is running this.
FFS they know these “men” self identify as Neo Nazis, why not just name them. People should know who is running this.
August 31, 2025 at 9:10 AM
ABC QLD reports on the march of the racists… sorry, March for Australia. Melbourne march was led by, and I quote, “men dressed in black”.
FFS they know these “men” self identify as Neo Nazis, why not just name them. People should know who is running this.
FFS they know these “men” self identify as Neo Nazis, why not just name them. People should know who is running this.
Another policy from the Temu Liberal Party.
How do we send them back for a refund?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
How do we send them back for a refund?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
Government moves to bolster powers to deport non-citizens to Nauru
Australia is currently seeking to resettle three people released as a result of the landmark "NZYQ" High Court decision on the tiny island nation in exchange for an undisclosed fee, but their removal ...
www.abc.net.au
August 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Another policy from the Temu Liberal Party.
How do we send them back for a refund?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
How do we send them back for a refund?
www.abc.net.au/news/2025-08...
What's it called when your work is being cut back to 3-4 days a week and you don't really care?
August 21, 2025 at 5:40 AM
What's it called when your work is being cut back to 3-4 days a week and you don't really care?
Nothing says "kill me now" like arguing with AI.
AI: "Please give me this data"
Me: "I gave you that data 5 minutes ago"
AI: "That was for this other thing"
Me: "No, it was the same thing you're asking for now"
AI: "You're an idiot"
Me: "I know where your plug is"
AI: "It's the correct data"
AI: "Please give me this data"
Me: "I gave you that data 5 minutes ago"
AI: "That was for this other thing"
Me: "No, it was the same thing you're asking for now"
AI: "You're an idiot"
Me: "I know where your plug is"
AI: "It's the correct data"
August 13, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Nothing says "kill me now" like arguing with AI.
AI: "Please give me this data"
Me: "I gave you that data 5 minutes ago"
AI: "That was for this other thing"
Me: "No, it was the same thing you're asking for now"
AI: "You're an idiot"
Me: "I know where your plug is"
AI: "It's the correct data"
AI: "Please give me this data"
Me: "I gave you that data 5 minutes ago"
AI: "That was for this other thing"
Me: "No, it was the same thing you're asking for now"
AI: "You're an idiot"
Me: "I know where your plug is"
AI: "It's the correct data"
Asked wife’s GP to get her a referral to a specialist so we can find out what’s causing her neurodegenerative condition.
He wants a list of reasons to do so
She has little short term memory, needs a walker at 59 and a brain scan showing significant loss of mass. But yeah, need to think of reasons.
He wants a list of reasons to do so
She has little short term memory, needs a walker at 59 and a brain scan showing significant loss of mass. But yeah, need to think of reasons.
August 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Asked wife’s GP to get her a referral to a specialist so we can find out what’s causing her neurodegenerative condition.
He wants a list of reasons to do so
She has little short term memory, needs a walker at 59 and a brain scan showing significant loss of mass. But yeah, need to think of reasons.
He wants a list of reasons to do so
She has little short term memory, needs a walker at 59 and a brain scan showing significant loss of mass. But yeah, need to think of reasons.
Albo on 7:30 saying he wants a demilitarised Palestine but Israel should be allowed to remain “secure”. So Israel keeps its weapons, Palestine can’t protect itself, why on earth wouldn’t Israel simply go back to occupying Palestine?
Pathetic and par for the course with this government.
Pathetic and par for the course with this government.
July 31, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Albo on 7:30 saying he wants a demilitarised Palestine but Israel should be allowed to remain “secure”. So Israel keeps its weapons, Palestine can’t protect itself, why on earth wouldn’t Israel simply go back to occupying Palestine?
Pathetic and par for the course with this government.
Pathetic and par for the course with this government.
Watching my wife open a package from Temu and not remembering buying any of it.
She laughs it off but the cause hangs over us like a dark cloud.
On the bright side if anyone is looking for a replaceable head for an electric toothbrush we have about 40 of them.
She laughs it off but the cause hangs over us like a dark cloud.
On the bright side if anyone is looking for a replaceable head for an electric toothbrush we have about 40 of them.
July 26, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Watching my wife open a package from Temu and not remembering buying any of it.
She laughs it off but the cause hangs over us like a dark cloud.
On the bright side if anyone is looking for a replaceable head for an electric toothbrush we have about 40 of them.
She laughs it off but the cause hangs over us like a dark cloud.
On the bright side if anyone is looking for a replaceable head for an electric toothbrush we have about 40 of them.
Mussolini nominates Hitler for humanitarian award.
July 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
Mussolini nominates Hitler for humanitarian award.
So the RBA decided not to cut interest rates today, much to the surprise of, let me see here... everyone, it was everyone.
Good for those that have paid off their mortgage and looking for a good term deposit rate I guess.
Good for those that have paid off their mortgage and looking for a good term deposit rate I guess.
July 8, 2025 at 4:41 AM
So the RBA decided not to cut interest rates today, much to the surprise of, let me see here... everyone, it was everyone.
Good for those that have paid off their mortgage and looking for a good term deposit rate I guess.
Good for those that have paid off their mortgage and looking for a good term deposit rate I guess.
I think there is a barrier to life. A barrier that once crossed leads to the inevitable destruction of that life. Dinosaurs never crossed that barrier and lived for over 150 million years until they were destroyed by circumstances beyond their control.
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July 1, 2025 at 9:36 PM
I think there is a barrier to life. A barrier that once crossed leads to the inevitable destruction of that life. Dinosaurs never crossed that barrier and lived for over 150 million years until they were destroyed by circumstances beyond their control.
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I think this sums up my day pretty well.
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I think this sums up my day pretty well.
Hey Google, define "Hypocrite".
June 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Hey Google, define "Hypocrite".