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It’s not a nom de plume, it’s a lifestyle. For ease of reading if you're confused about what my tone is just assume sarcasm.
The last sentence
November 20, 2025 at 4:40 AM
November 10, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Remember when Israel said they were going to investigate the World Kitchen killings in Gaza and the Aussie Government said "Ok, we trust you Bro"?

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November 4, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Well…
November 1, 2025 at 8:26 AM
Morning walk
October 29, 2025 at 10:19 PM
This is Peanut. His superpower is hearing individual cheese slices being unwrapped from the other end of the house.
October 28, 2025 at 7:10 AM
American version of The Block is going all out.
October 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
If you hear “Stuck in the middle”, run.
October 19, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Morning walk
October 3, 2025 at 12:09 PM
“Anti-Ice”

Must have been the same guys that did this.
September 25, 2025 at 5:16 AM
I regret to say I asked ChatGPT if it recognised the equipment.
September 24, 2025 at 3:54 AM
"But are the lives of not-white people and (shudder) activists really as important as my access to the federal government?"
September 10, 2025 at 3:59 AM
September 1, 2025 at 9:38 AM
August 31, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Netanyahu has pretty much declared that if the West wants to recognise a demilitarised Palestine then they need to be prepared to protect it.
August 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
That's certainly better than getting my IT guy to do it.
July 15, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Mussolini nominates Hitler for humanitarian award.
July 8, 2025 at 6:38 AM
I think this sums up my day pretty well.
July 1, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Hey Google, define "Hypocrite".
June 23, 2025 at 9:50 PM
So this guy, the guy who dressed in coal face and supports industries that destroy pastoral land is suddenly concerned by how farmers are effected?
June 4, 2025 at 1:29 AM
So nice to have a government that believes in climate change and actively does something about it... to make it worse.
May 28, 2025 at 10:16 PM
I wanted to try to find out more about this so did some searching. Somehow it actually gets worse.
May 28, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Ummm, the Libs only want to make sure they're part of the $20bn pork barrelling?

The Nats and the Libs aren't the only ones with regional seats, there's a number of independents as well, I presume this means they can go tread water as far as this deal is concerned.
May 23, 2025 at 7:06 AM
Me after reading the app demanding focus panel.

Damn you Microsoft.
May 16, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Was watching Albanese (leader of the Labor Political Party) on 7:30 last night. When questions arose about the Greens he turned into a small, petty little man spitting bile and hatred towards them, an attitude he never showed when talking about the Coalition.
May 7, 2025 at 9:19 PM