Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
AuDHD adjacent. Seen better days; but I can't remember them 😵💫 Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Non-Emergency Patient Transport 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
Event medic ⛑️
Non-Emergency Patient Transport 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
Interestingly, the actual article headline gets it right 🤔
November 21, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Interestingly, the actual article headline gets it right 🤔
"Sit down, boofhead"
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Sit down, boofhead"
Now think the NDIS and DSP in Aust
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
November 17, 2025 at 8:33 AM
Now think the NDIS and DSP in Aust
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
LLaABbOoRr is already nipping at them. Asking recipients to provide further evidence WITHOUT stating what's lacking
NO ONE from Robodebt was ever held to account. Also because of LLaaABbOOr
Please try and tell me I'm 'overreacting'
Maybe I'm 'emotional'
Fuck
LAAbbBOOOrrRrr
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 AM
LAAbbBOOOrrRrr
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
How good are they?
🤣🤣🤣
We're fucked
Fun fact Australia
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
November 16, 2025 at 8:45 AM
Fun fact Australia
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
We don't have 50 year mortgages (yet) but the premise of this post is 1000000% true for every person locked out of the housing market, which happens to be millions of Australians
True, right now. Today. And for the rest of our lives.
Fuck this.
I'm praying it turns out that a bunch of atheists made this for direct profit
🙏🙏🙏
🙏🙏🙏
November 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I'm praying it turns out that a bunch of atheists made this for direct profit
🙏🙏🙏
🙏🙏🙏
Nah. It's for the usual reason the US interferes with the Govts of other countries ...
November 15, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Nah. It's for the usual reason the US interferes with the Govts of other countries ...
Hi everyone, my name is Bruin
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Hi everyone, my name is Bruin
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
Today I learned that if I spin the big white thing a lot, I get a bonus cardboard tube to chew as a reward for being such a good boi
😩😂
The kids have mixed feelings. Severe cognitive dissonance remarks to childhood tv
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
November 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
The kids have mixed feelings. Severe cognitive dissonance remarks to childhood tv
😂😂😂
😂😂😂
If the people tasked with fixing the problem all boast property portfolios, it will NEVER be fixed.
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
November 1, 2025 at 10:16 PM
If the people tasked with fixing the problem all boast property portfolios, it will NEVER be fixed.
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
They could take meaningful steps right now.
THEY. ARE. NOT
(First person to try and argue it's a 'supply' issue gets a throat punch)
Well this is feeling depressingly similar to something, but I can't quite remember what 🙄🤬🖕
November 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Well this is feeling depressingly similar to something, but I can't quite remember what 🙄🤬🖕
Today vs what it'll look like in six months' time
November 1, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Today vs what it'll look like in six months' time
Sydney is about to get a pasting.
October 31, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Sydney is about to get a pasting.
Fun fact:
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Fun fact:
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
This is NOT justice for the victims
Not even fucking close.
Well fuck me, it's almost as if our FN brothers and sisters know this country better than 'we' do.
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
October 31, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Well fuck me, it's almost as if our FN brothers and sisters know this country better than 'we' do.
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
I mean, who saw THAT shit coming?
🙄😮💨
Do any of those 'pictures' include him raping little girls?
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
Do any of those 'pictures' include him raping little girls?
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
Seems like it should, you know, so we get the ENTIRE story here.
Fuck right off with these 'puff pieces' 🖕
So along with tariffs, Trump clearly doesn't know how ceasefires work either
October 29, 2025 at 6:46 PM
So along with tariffs, Trump clearly doesn't know how ceasefires work either
And it's not even just the parrots
October 29, 2025 at 8:48 AM
And it's not even just the parrots
@australianlabor.bsky.social
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕
October 29, 2025 at 6:27 AM
@australianlabor.bsky.social
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕
"Hi, I'm Murray Watt The Fuck. This is a photo of me, taking a massive dump on the environment. How good is it, right?"
🖕
Narrator: This is not how fuel load or physics works.
October 27, 2025 at 6:44 AM
Narrator: This is not how fuel load or physics works.
HUGE FUCKING LOLZ
It'll forever be referred to as the Epstein Ballroom. Not even kidding
100%
It'll forever be referred to as the Epstein Ballroom. Not even kidding
100%
October 26, 2025 at 12:16 AM
HUGE FUCKING LOLZ
It'll forever be referred to as the Epstein Ballroom. Not even kidding
100%
It'll forever be referred to as the Epstein Ballroom. Not even kidding
100%
Benjamin Netanyahu remodels the White House
October 24, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Benjamin Netanyahu remodels the White House
All class, him
Utter cunt
Utter cunt
October 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
All class, him
Utter cunt
Utter cunt
A photo you WON'T find in the rancid Onion Eater's version of Australian history
October 23, 2025 at 8:43 AM
A photo you WON'T find in the rancid Onion Eater's version of Australian history