Medic Monkey 🤕 🚑 🐵
@ideamonkey.bsky.social
AuDHD adjacent. Seen better days; but I can't remember them 😵💫 Often sweary. Sometimes funny. Occasionally insightful. Currently living on a branch up in a tree 🐒🌴
Event medic ⛑️
Non-Emergency Patient Transport 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
Event medic ⛑️
Non-Emergency Patient Transport 🚑
Paramedic in training 🚨
Pinned
Well, after a six months in the Minor Leagues (volunteering for St John), I've decided to step up to the Majors and go pro.
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
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(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
I start my Paramedicine Degree in 2026.
🚨 ⛑️
(I wonder if that means I should change my handle to Medic Monkey now? 🤔)
You HAVE to love (and I mean it).
Day One. Session One. Of a match that can go for five days.
"Poms up against it"
Love it Dave 🧡😂
Day One. Session One. Of a match that can go for five days.
"Poms up against it"
Love it Dave 🧡😂
The Poms up against it now! #Ashes
November 21, 2025 at 3:20 AM
You HAVE to love (and I mean it).
Day One. Session One. Of a match that can go for five days.
"Poms up against it"
Love it Dave 🧡😂
Day One. Session One. Of a match that can go for five days.
"Poms up against it"
Love it Dave 🧡😂
👏👏👏👏
My aunt got her PhD aged 77
November 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Albo: "We're not backing down on hosting COP"
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
#StateOfTheNation
Honestly the more BS i hear coming from #AlwaysLyingParty
the more aligned they sound with #FCK47 Admin
Lying, Secrecy, Support Corruption, Sponsored by Lobby Groups & appearing to be just stenographers for #FossilFuel Industry & #Zionists alike ..
#Auspol
Honestly the more BS i hear coming from #AlwaysLyingParty
the more aligned they sound with #FCK47 Admin
Lying, Secrecy, Support Corruption, Sponsored by Lobby Groups & appearing to be just stenographers for #FossilFuel Industry & #Zionists alike ..
#Auspol
Live: Albanese says COP31 compromise with Türkiye is an 'outstanding result'
Australia has ceded the COP31 climate summit to Türkiye but Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will be the president of the summit pending Ankara's approval. Follow live.
www.abc.net.au
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Albo: "We're not backing down on hosting COP"
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
Sorry, but that's actually really bad advice
There's an unspoken compact between reader and writer. Break it and the reader stops reading, also probably everything else you write as well
But if you want to write something no one will read, nor care to, by all means, write like no one is reading 👍
There's an unspoken compact between reader and writer. Break it and the reader stops reading, also probably everything else you write as well
But if you want to write something no one will read, nor care to, by all means, write like no one is reading 👍
Write like no one will read it.
Edit like everyone will quote it.
You'll be unstoppable! 🚀
#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmEditing #BookSky #WriteSky
Edit like everyone will quote it.
You'll be unstoppable! 🚀
#WritingCommunity #AmWriting #AmEditing #BookSky #WriteSky
November 20, 2025 at 6:35 AM
Sorry, but that's actually really bad advice
There's an unspoken compact between reader and writer. Break it and the reader stops reading, also probably everything else you write as well
But if you want to write something no one will read, nor care to, by all means, write like no one is reading 👍
There's an unspoken compact between reader and writer. Break it and the reader stops reading, also probably everything else you write as well
But if you want to write something no one will read, nor care to, by all means, write like no one is reading 👍
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She said they didn't exist
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
And just like that, the Epstein files are now part of an ongoing investigation. Certainly can’t release them NOW. Nope, too bad.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
She said they didn't exist
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
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She said they didn't exist
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
And just like that, the Epstein files are now part of an ongoing investigation. Certainly can’t release them NOW. Nope, too bad.
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 AM
Has he been to literally any country that's not a Tier 4 economy?
This cunt nixed USAID and killed an estimated 500k+ people globally, and counting
He is literally the least self aware human ever spawned
It's just a game to him
This cunt nixed USAID and killed an estimated 500k+ people globally, and counting
He is literally the least self aware human ever spawned
It's just a game to him
Non-worker trillionaire Elon Musk: "My prediction is work will be optional. It will be like sports or playing video games. Money will stop being relevant at some point in the future." (All of these things are already true for rich people - none of them actually work.)
Jensen Huang: "COOL!"
Jensen Huang: "COOL!"
November 20, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Has he been to literally any country that's not a Tier 4 economy?
This cunt nixed USAID and killed an estimated 500k+ people globally, and counting
He is literally the least self aware human ever spawned
It's just a game to him
This cunt nixed USAID and killed an estimated 500k+ people globally, and counting
He is literally the least self aware human ever spawned
It's just a game to him
Nothing
The DOJ (ie Sycophant Bondi) is exercising its right to withhold information it deems part of an ongoing investigation
The DOJ (ie Sycophant Bondi) is exercising its right to withhold information it deems part of an ongoing investigation
President Trump has signed a bill to compel the Justice Department to make public its files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Now, there's a 30-day countdown for the DOJ to produce those records. n.pr/3LTpu2E
What's next now that Trump has signed a bill releasing the Epstein files
President Trump has signed a bill to compel the Justice Department to make public its files on the convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein. Now, there's a 30-day countdown for the DOJ to produce those records.
n.pr
November 20, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Nothing
The DOJ (ie Sycophant Bondi) is exercising its right to withhold information it deems part of an ongoing investigation
The DOJ (ie Sycophant Bondi) is exercising its right to withhold information it deems part of an ongoing investigation
Albo: "We're not backing down on hosting COP"
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
#StateOfTheNation
Honestly the more BS i hear coming from #AlwaysLyingParty
the more aligned they sound with #FCK47 Admin
Lying, Secrecy, Support Corruption, Sponsored by Lobby Groups & appearing to be just stenographers for #FossilFuel Industry & #Zionists alike ..
#Auspol
Honestly the more BS i hear coming from #AlwaysLyingParty
the more aligned they sound with #FCK47 Admin
Lying, Secrecy, Support Corruption, Sponsored by Lobby Groups & appearing to be just stenographers for #FossilFuel Industry & #Zionists alike ..
#Auspol
Live: Albanese says COP31 compromise with Türkiye is an 'outstanding result'
Australia has ceded the COP31 climate summit to Türkiye but Climate Change Minister Chris Bowen will be the president of the summit pending Ankara's approval. Follow live.
www.abc.net.au
November 20, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Albo: "We're not backing down on hosting COP"
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
Also Albo: "We backed down on hosting COP, but it's brilliant"
This guy
🙄😮💨
She said they didn't exist
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
And just like that, the Epstein files are now part of an ongoing investigation. Certainly can’t release them NOW. Nope, too bad.
November 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
She said they didn't exist
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
SHE. SAID. THEY. DIDN'T. EXIST.
Peak boomer
We are all told to be busy in retirement—travel, volunteer, socialize, take care of the grandchildren. But there’s also joy in doing none of it.
“It is not a timeout—more of a ‘time in’ to a different way of seeing myself,” writes Robbie Shell.
🔗: on.wsj.com/4oMdy1c
“It is not a timeout—more of a ‘time in’ to a different way of seeing myself,” writes Robbie Shell.
🔗: on.wsj.com/4oMdy1c
November 20, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Peak boomer
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Two things I'm doing next election:
1) not voting lib or lab
2) voting for a woman.
We've (men) run our course and it's not working. Time to switch it up properly.
1) not voting lib or lab
2) voting for a woman.
We've (men) run our course and it's not working. Time to switch it up properly.
November 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Two things I'm doing next election:
1) not voting lib or lab
2) voting for a woman.
We've (men) run our course and it's not working. Time to switch it up properly.
1) not voting lib or lab
2) voting for a woman.
We've (men) run our course and it's not working. Time to switch it up properly.
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I live at a beach in southern Tasmania I can no longer swim at due to whatever the fuck the fish farmers are putting into the environment. And this tosser has the gall to endorse one of them. He should hang his head in shame.
November 19, 2025 at 10:50 AM
I live at a beach in southern Tasmania I can no longer swim at due to whatever the fuck the fish farmers are putting into the environment. And this tosser has the gall to endorse one of them. He should hang his head in shame.
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He also got a free uni education. Yet Albanese has done bugger all for public housing, welfare, or the education sector.
November 19, 2025 at 8:55 AM
He also got a free uni education. Yet Albanese has done bugger all for public housing, welfare, or the education sector.
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"I grew up in council housing. My mum was an invalid pensioner"
FUCK THIS CUNT
FUCK THIS CUNT
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"I grew up in council housing. My mum was an invalid pensioner"
FUCK THIS CUNT
FUCK THIS CUNT
Vaping is better than smoking in the same way shelving opioid suppositories is better than injecting heroin 👍
I just found out what vapping is. I think I may have thrown up a little.. 🤢
November 19, 2025 at 9:08 AM
Vaping is better than smoking in the same way shelving opioid suppositories is better than injecting heroin 👍
"I grew up in council housing. My mum was an invalid pensioner"
FUCK THIS CUNT
FUCK THIS CUNT
November 19, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"I grew up in council housing. My mum was an invalid pensioner"
FUCK THIS CUNT
FUCK THIS CUNT
I don't believe that's an unaltered photograph
At all
At all
November 19, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I don't believe that's an unaltered photograph
At all
At all
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Hungry Cracks
Burger Kink
Pizza Slut🤔
November 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Hungry Cracks
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Wait, what? 🧐
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This 'Govt' is SUCH a compromised shitshow. What a fucking joke. My fucking Dog.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This 'Govt' is SUCH a compromised shitshow. What a fucking joke. My fucking Dog.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The deal is likely to shift the balance of power in the region, strengthening Saudi Arabia as a Middle Eastern powerhouse and the first Arab nation to receive the most advanced American fighter jets. https://cnn.it/4rp5CF9
November 18, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Wait, what? 🧐
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This 'Govt' is SUCH a compromised shitshow. What a fucking joke. My fucking Dog.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
This 'Govt' is SUCH a compromised shitshow. What a fucking joke. My fucking Dog.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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That's because the mainstream media 'IS' the Right. There is not Fourth Estate anymore.
THAT's entirely the problem.
THAT's entirely the problem.
The mainstream media will never acknowledge that the right ultimately wants the worst for America and this the motivation for their actions. In short, mainstream press won’t tell the truth.
November 18, 2025 at 11:34 PM
That's because the mainstream media 'IS' the Right. There is not Fourth Estate anymore.
THAT's entirely the problem.
THAT's entirely the problem.
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Do you still believe the Fourth Estate exists?
For the life of me I don't understand why the White House press corps continues to debase itself. (Congress too, for that matter.)
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Do you still believe the Fourth Estate exists?
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Narrator: Not even Star Trek pretended this was science that worked in the the distant future
Ultrasonic device dramatically speeds harvesting of water from the air news.mit.edu/2025/ultraso...
The system can be paired with any atmospheric water harvesting material to shake out drinking water in minutes instead of hours.
The system can be paired with any atmospheric water harvesting material to shake out drinking water in minutes instead of hours.
November 19, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Narrator: Not even Star Trek pretended this was science that worked in the the distant future
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"Sit down, boofhead"
November 19, 2025 at 4:58 AM
"Sit down, boofhead"