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Dave Hooper
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Live: Wurundjeri lands 🇦🇺 Work: Intoxicologist + @dimmies.direct Vote: Left. Collect: Sneakers. Love: Dimmies. Drink: Bourbon. F1: McLaren. Swear: Lots. Block: Dickheads. Weed enthusiast. I sound like a dick, I’m not. #SupportLiveMusic #GoPies

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We’re past that here.
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Likewise
February 11, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Overheard at work:

Colleague 1: it’s good to see you laughing
Colleague 2: if I don’t laugh I’ll go insane

Me: yep
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Reposted by Dave Hooper
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
The article appears to indicate that this option isn’t available given the designated status of the area. Which seems astonishing to me.
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 AM
I reckon so. I note it’s for sale now for less than that. Suckers.
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
February 9, 2026 at 9:53 PM
I sold one for $5,000 once and thought I was rather clever
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Oh no, there are many. Very many.
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Thanks!
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Right, don’t let us down @runningredlights.bsky.social, we’re all counting on you!
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Plus when he’s off fighting crusades and whatever we can all hang out and talk shit!
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
If you find one, let them know I’ll look after their horse for a small share of gold
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
I knew it would be bad. I knew it would be terribly bad. But I didn’t know it would also be so delicious
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 AM
ACAB
February 9, 2026 at 9:18 AM
What a legend!
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 AM
Yep.
February 9, 2026 at 4:55 AM
Please don’t! I also hate them, but we couldn’t allow this customer to just abandon her car and none of the girls would do it
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
She was going to ask her husband to come after work
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
That’s a money spinner if ever I’ve heard of one!
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
I wish I had one at my disposal, but alas I did not
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
A broom was enough to entice it out of the car, and after the pic we used a plastic container and a specials flyer underneath to trap it and move it to the garden
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
I shall do my best! Thanks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Thank you!
February 9, 2026 at 2:06 AM
Thanks!
February 9, 2026 at 1:57 AM