Dave Hooper
@davehooper.com
Live: Wurundjeri lands 🇦🇺 Work: Intoxicologist + @dimmies.direct Vote: Left. Collect: Sneakers. Love: Dimmies. Drink: Bourbon. F1: McLaren. Swear: Lots. Block: Dickheads. Weed enthusiast. I sound like a dick, I’m not. #SupportLiveMusic #GoPies
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Dave Hooper
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· Nov 15
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We’re past that here.
February 11, 2026 at 1:45 AM
We’re past that here.
Overheard at work:
Colleague 1: it’s good to see you laughing
Colleague 2: if I don’t laugh I’ll go insane
Me: yep
Colleague 1: it’s good to see you laughing
Colleague 2: if I don’t laugh I’ll go insane
Me: yep
February 10, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Overheard at work:
Colleague 1: it’s good to see you laughing
Colleague 2: if I don’t laugh I’ll go insane
Me: yep
Colleague 1: it’s good to see you laughing
Colleague 2: if I don’t laugh I’ll go insane
Me: yep
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I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
February 10, 2026 at 6:10 AM
I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.
The article appears to indicate that this option isn’t available given the designated status of the area. Which seems astonishing to me.
February 10, 2026 at 10:28 AM
The article appears to indicate that this option isn’t available given the designated status of the area. Which seems astonishing to me.
I reckon so. I note it’s for sale now for less than that. Suckers.
February 9, 2026 at 9:56 PM
I reckon so. I note it’s for sale now for less than that. Suckers.
I sold one for $5,000 once and thought I was rather clever
February 9, 2026 at 9:52 PM
I sold one for $5,000 once and thought I was rather clever
Oh no, there are many. Very many.
February 9, 2026 at 8:31 PM
Oh no, there are many. Very many.
Right, don’t let us down @runningredlights.bsky.social, we’re all counting on you!
February 9, 2026 at 8:22 PM
Right, don’t let us down @runningredlights.bsky.social, we’re all counting on you!
Plus when he’s off fighting crusades and whatever we can all hang out and talk shit!
February 9, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Plus when he’s off fighting crusades and whatever we can all hang out and talk shit!
If you find one, let them know I’ll look after their horse for a small share of gold
February 9, 2026 at 8:17 PM
If you find one, let them know I’ll look after their horse for a small share of gold
I knew it would be bad. I knew it would be terribly bad. But I didn’t know it would also be so delicious
February 9, 2026 at 9:57 AM
I knew it would be bad. I knew it would be terribly bad. But I didn’t know it would also be so delicious
Please don’t! I also hate them, but we couldn’t allow this customer to just abandon her car and none of the girls would do it
February 9, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Please don’t! I also hate them, but we couldn’t allow this customer to just abandon her car and none of the girls would do it
She was going to ask her husband to come after work
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 AM
She was going to ask her husband to come after work
That’s a money spinner if ever I’ve heard of one!
February 9, 2026 at 4:12 AM
That’s a money spinner if ever I’ve heard of one!
I wish I had one at my disposal, but alas I did not
February 9, 2026 at 3:56 AM
I wish I had one at my disposal, but alas I did not
A broom was enough to entice it out of the car, and after the pic we used a plastic container and a specials flyer underneath to trap it and move it to the garden
February 9, 2026 at 3:01 AM
A broom was enough to entice it out of the car, and after the pic we used a plastic container and a specials flyer underneath to trap it and move it to the garden
I shall do my best! Thanks.
February 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I shall do my best! Thanks.