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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
Will tears be compulsory...? 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Glorious day in Melbourne today… A very pleasant 21 degrees… 😎
January 12, 2026 at 1:53 AM
All of the Talking none of the Heads.
All the Birds. None of the Tokyo.
All the Screaming. None of the Jets.
January 11, 2026 at 9:26 AM
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Datsun?
January 11, 2026 at 9:23 AM
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It’s going to be an interesting few weeks when the royal commission examines, as I suspect it will, the defraying of social cohesion caused by the organised censorship of writers, artists and employees across the country for daring to speak against an unfolding genocide
January 8, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Our ABC.... 🙄
January 10, 2026 at 9:55 AM
If we had more women in leadership positions none of this shit would be happening.
January 10, 2026 at 9:27 AM
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"killing of protesters, use of violence, arbitrary arrests and intimidation tactics"

Here I thought Penny Wong was about to rebuke Trump's ICE agents. No, no. She's rebuking Iran. Wong hasn't posted ANY criticism of Trump re #Venezuela, #Greenland or #Minneapolis. 🙄 #auspol
January 10, 2026 at 8:23 AM
Slightly diminish a band

Precarious Straits
Slightly diminish a band

Lukewarm play
Slightly diminish a band

Rose TemporaryTattoo
January 10, 2026 at 7:44 AM
The board of the Adelaide Festival have just announced that #AdelaideWritersWeek will be renamed “Adelaide Writers Half Hour” and feature renowned author and raconteur Andrew Bolt.

How excitement..!
January 10, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Just saw a fat middle aged Aussie bloke on the tram wearing a tatty red “Make Australia Great Again” cap.

I may have thrown up a little..

His faded beige shorts had the wee stains to match..
January 10, 2026 at 6:32 AM
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A message from Sikh Volunteers Australia (based in S/E Melbourne) if you’re able to help them with some small ‘goodie bags’ to be handed out to firefighters in Victoria. They’ll need to dropped off to their base In Langwarrin #auspol #VictorianBushfires
January 10, 2026 at 4:20 AM
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January 10, 2026 at 1:10 AM
I won’t be appearing at the Adelaide Writers Festival.
January 9, 2026 at 10:21 AM
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January 9, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Me to a tee... 😆
January 9, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Happy 79th birthday David Bowie.

Wherever you may be…
January 8, 2026 at 7:49 AM
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Dont
Stop
Talking
About
The
Epstein
Files
Because
Many
Of
You
Already
Have.
That’s
What
He
Wants.
January 7, 2026 at 12:42 PM
I think every downtrodden marginalised group should have a special envoy…

The poofs, the drag queens, the vegans, you fkn name it…

Special Envoys for everyone…!!
Why do we still need a special Envoy for antisemitism now that a RC has been announced?
January 8, 2026 at 6:07 AM
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The campaign has seamlessly pivoted from demanding the royal commission to demanding the right to handpick the commissioner, next will be the demand to dictate the terms of reference.
Despite everything we’ve seen over the past two years, this is probably the most shameful episode in Australian media history/ political collusion.

The lead story on the SMH is Albanese’s political opponent, who lost his seat, trying to force the government to back his own pick for a RC. Madness.
January 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
January 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
So before Christmas, my friends were asking 'why do you want to leave Penang and move back to Melbourne?'

To escape the hot weather, I said.

How do you think that's working out....🤔

🫠🫠
January 6, 2026 at 10:04 PM