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Look if you don’t like me swearing just unfollow me don’t waste your time telling me you don’t like it. I don’t fucking care.
Still fkn waiting...
November 11, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Still fkn waiting...
They may have mastered many things but one thing that has eluded the Chinese is the ability to make a half decent dessert…
This sweet icy muck is called Cendol..
This sweet icy muck is called Cendol..
November 9, 2025 at 11:39 AM
They may have mastered many things but one thing that has eluded the Chinese is the ability to make a half decent dessert…
This sweet icy muck is called Cendol..
This sweet icy muck is called Cendol..
Getting my BrisVegas headware sorted...
November 9, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Getting my BrisVegas headware sorted...
She’s fkn back again…!!!! 😂😂😂
November 8, 2025 at 11:10 AM
She’s fkn back again…!!!! 😂😂😂
Asian Karen is not happy her meal hasn’t arrived at the table yet…
November 8, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Asian Karen is not happy her meal hasn’t arrived at the table yet…
Hey Siri, show me something I could literally give zero fucks about..
November 7, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Hey Siri, show me something I could literally give zero fucks about..
November 5, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Meanwhile at the car boot sale ...
November 4, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Meanwhile at the car boot sale ...
Don't just take my word for it...
November 4, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Don't just take my word for it...
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Prince Andrew:
"It couldn't have been me because I have this condition where I can't sweat.."
"Except when I'm absolutely mollied of my tits.."
"It couldn't have been me because I have this condition where I can't sweat.."
"Except when I'm absolutely mollied of my tits.."
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Prince Andrew:
"It couldn't have been me because I have this condition where I can't sweat.."
"Except when I'm absolutely mollied of my tits.."
"It couldn't have been me because I have this condition where I can't sweat.."
"Except when I'm absolutely mollied of my tits.."
November 3, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Just shopping for some essential items for our trip back to Melbourne…
November 2, 2025 at 8:38 AM
Just shopping for some essential items for our trip back to Melbourne…
Me:
I love collecting art but we have no more wall space left for any more nor can we afford it.
Also me (after a few wines):
"Oh, this portrait of the former King of Thailand looks nice..."
Ka-ching $$...
FML. 🙄
I love collecting art but we have no more wall space left for any more nor can we afford it.
Also me (after a few wines):
"Oh, this portrait of the former King of Thailand looks nice..."
Ka-ching $$...
FML. 🙄
November 1, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me:
I love collecting art but we have no more wall space left for any more nor can we afford it.
Also me (after a few wines):
"Oh, this portrait of the former King of Thailand looks nice..."
Ka-ching $$...
FML. 🙄
I love collecting art but we have no more wall space left for any more nor can we afford it.
Also me (after a few wines):
"Oh, this portrait of the former King of Thailand looks nice..."
Ka-ching $$...
FML. 🙄
Child minding ...??
Perhaps not..... 😄
Perhaps not..... 😄
November 1, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Child minding ...??
Perhaps not..... 😄
Perhaps not..... 😄
November 1, 2025 at 4:20 AM
