Simon Huddlestone
@huddy99.bsky.social
Interested in all sorts.
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She came from Greece and she brought a brolly
She studied Europe at Manchester Poly
(Well, after they changed the name
I said, it'll never be the same)
Want to live like Gorton people....
She studied Europe at Manchester Poly
(Well, after they changed the name
I said, it'll never be the same)
Want to live like Gorton people....
February 1, 2026 at 10:16 AM
She came from Greece and she brought a brolly
She studied Europe at Manchester Poly
(Well, after they changed the name
I said, it'll never be the same)
Want to live like Gorton people....
She studied Europe at Manchester Poly
(Well, after they changed the name
I said, it'll never be the same)
Want to live like Gorton people....
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Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
January 31, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Years ago, a friend asked me why billionaires want MORE money when they could never spend the tiniest fraction of what they have.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
My answer is that they want immunity. The immunity to do literally any horrific they want without consequence.
Nothing I've seen since has changed my mind.
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Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
January 30, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Elon Musk publicly slandering that cave diver as a "pedo guy" after he begged Jeffrey Epstein for island party invites is just incredible
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So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.
January 30, 2026 at 11:05 PM
So QAnon spent years spreading conspiracy theories that the government was run by a cabal of elite pedophiles and it turns out they supported the actual cabal of elite pedophiles to get into power and destroy democracy.
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Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
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Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
Don was taken into custody by federal agents last night in Los Angeles.
January 30, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Let’s try this one in foreign correspondent voice:
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
State Security Forces Arrest Journalist Who Covered Protests Against Regime Official
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Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
January 30, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Deep drag on cigarette
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
"Just when I think I'm out... they pull me back in."
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Scam alert: if you get a message saying free cinema tickets for “Melania” don’t open it.
It’ll contain tickets for “Melania”.
It’ll contain tickets for “Melania”.
January 29, 2026 at 5:58 PM
Scam alert: if you get a message saying free cinema tickets for “Melania” don’t open it.
It’ll contain tickets for “Melania”.
It’ll contain tickets for “Melania”.
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Let yourself enjoy the little things you like in life without fear of being “cringe”. Wear your favorite color, cut your hair, wear the comfortable or fun clothes, listen to your favorite music. Stop trying to be someone you’re not, and find joy in being YOU 🫶💖
And always be kind 🌷
And always be kind 🌷
May 9, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Let yourself enjoy the little things you like in life without fear of being “cringe”. Wear your favorite color, cut your hair, wear the comfortable or fun clothes, listen to your favorite music. Stop trying to be someone you’re not, and find joy in being YOU 🫶💖
And always be kind 🌷
And always be kind 🌷
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Dead kids didn’t matter. Endless school shootings didn’t matter. But a single liberal with a firearm? That broke the GOP.
January 28, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Dead kids didn’t matter. Endless school shootings didn’t matter. But a single liberal with a firearm? That broke the GOP.
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Braverman joining Reform is a bit of a surprise. I didn't realise she was that left wing.
January 26, 2026 at 12:25 PM
Braverman joining Reform is a bit of a surprise. I didn't realise she was that left wing.
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Reform, the Bin Juice Tories
January 26, 2026 at 12:24 PM
Reform, the Bin Juice Tories
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How people laughed when it was ‘Comical Ali’ telling us to disbelieve the truth of what we could see.
January 25, 2026 at 9:42 AM
How people laughed when it was ‘Comical Ali’ telling us to disbelieve the truth of what we could see.
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The lying also seems like a purposeful filter to determine who will adopt the degenerate official line and support whatever travesty the admin wants to inflict on currently-disfavored groups.
January 24, 2026 at 11:51 PM
The lying also seems like a purposeful filter to determine who will adopt the degenerate official line and support whatever travesty the admin wants to inflict on currently-disfavored groups.
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“You guys just got to the last page?”
January 24, 2026 at 10:04 AM
“You guys just got to the last page?”
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This is David Marsh. He went to my old school.
He is one of the small number of European troops who went to Afghanistan and never did much nor went to the front line according to Donald Trump.
He died in 2008 aged 23 in Afghanistan when the patrol car he was in was blown up in Helmand Province.
He is one of the small number of European troops who went to Afghanistan and never did much nor went to the front line according to Donald Trump.
He died in 2008 aged 23 in Afghanistan when the patrol car he was in was blown up in Helmand Province.
January 23, 2026 at 9:36 PM
This is David Marsh. He went to my old school.
He is one of the small number of European troops who went to Afghanistan and never did much nor went to the front line according to Donald Trump.
He died in 2008 aged 23 in Afghanistan when the patrol car he was in was blown up in Helmand Province.
He is one of the small number of European troops who went to Afghanistan and never did much nor went to the front line according to Donald Trump.
He died in 2008 aged 23 in Afghanistan when the patrol car he was in was blown up in Helmand Province.
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If this user is British, surely there must be a way he can be prosecuted in this country. This really cannot go on, it is horrific.
This week, an X user created an AI video of me being chloroformed and prepared for rape.
Victims are told it's not real and they're getting offended for no reason.
But nudification tools are weapons of sexual assault, and the harm they cause is real 👇
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Victims are told it's not real and they're getting offended for no reason.
But nudification tools are weapons of sexual assault, and the harm they cause is real 👇
jessasato.substack.com/p/ai-nudific...
AI nudification: the latest weapon of violence against women and girls
In Julie Burchill’s recent article in the Spectator, Does it really matter if Grok undresses us all?, she makes the argument that those who, like me, have repeatedly had their clothes removed by socia...
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January 23, 2026 at 11:14 PM
If this user is British, surely there must be a way he can be prosecuted in this country. This really cannot go on, it is horrific.
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No, I don't want to "quickly hop on a call with you". I want to bump into you at random on a rain-lashed heath, nod at you in silent mutual admiration as we watch a buzzard gliding smoothly over a dramatic chicane in the river, then get the fuck on with my day
December 23, 2025 at 3:01 PM
No, I don't want to "quickly hop on a call with you". I want to bump into you at random on a rain-lashed heath, nod at you in silent mutual admiration as we watch a buzzard gliding smoothly over a dramatic chicane in the river, then get the fuck on with my day
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Can someone unplug & not plug back in my president, please? He seems to be glitching again. I suppose that’s what we get for buying a Russian model
January 21, 2026 at 2:22 PM
Can someone unplug & not plug back in my president, please? He seems to be glitching again. I suppose that’s what we get for buying a Russian model
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“As the name suggests, it is used only once, making it effectively impossible to crack.”
“As the name suggests, it is used only once, making it effectively impossible to crack.”
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“But some very fast work was done between Leamington and Birmingham; the time for this 23.3 miles was no more than 24min 35sec, and included a sustained minimum speed of 46mph on the 1 in 105 gradient of Hatton Bank"
“But some very fast work was done between Leamington and Birmingham; the time for this 23.3 miles was no more than 24min 35sec, and included a sustained minimum speed of 46mph on the 1 in 105 gradient of Hatton Bank"
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“A distant relative of mine had a house nearby, which was one reason why my father had especially selected for me this school of cherry blossoms by the sea”
“A distant relative of mine had a house nearby, which was one reason why my father had especially selected for me this school of cherry blossoms by the sea”
January 21, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Pick up the nearest book. Turn to page 42, post the second sentence.
“As the name suggests, it is used only once, making it effectively impossible to crack.”
“As the name suggests, it is used only once, making it effectively impossible to crack.”
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Mark Carney’s not going to fuck you
January 21, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Mark Carney’s not going to fuck you
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A view on the US from Greenland: “We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends. We would not sell ourselves. We know what happened to Indigenous people in Alaska and Native Americans. Their land was taken, and they were not treated well.”
Greenlandic politician Tillie Martinussen on the sovereignty of Greenlanders, the greed in the US, and how they view their land. Also comments on how the US treated Natives, as a very good reason to not want to be a part of the US.
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‘Big Miscalculation’: Greenlandic Politician Warns Trump Over Bid to Take Arctic Island | APT
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January 20, 2026 at 12:06 PM
A view on the US from Greenland: “We do not want to be rich like Americans. Look how greedy they are, even trying to invade their friends. We would not sell ourselves. We know what happened to Indigenous people in Alaska and Native Americans. Their land was taken, and they were not treated well.”
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The US backed the Chagos Islands deal last year. The news today, if it can even be called news, is that deals with the current administration aren’t worth very much.
January 20, 2026 at 9:25 AM
The US backed the Chagos Islands deal last year. The news today, if it can even be called news, is that deals with the current administration aren’t worth very much.