BeardedDad1987
@beardeddad1987.bsky.social
Streamer, Uni Student, Dad, i wanna say im here for a good time, but it feels like its been a long time.
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
January 30, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Why did the stadium get hot? – All the fans left.
What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.
January 29, 2026 at 4:48 PM
What do you call an illegally parked frog? – Toad.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.
January 27, 2026 at 2:40 PM
What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? – Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
January 26, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why do seagulls fly over the sea? – Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.
What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me.
January 25, 2026 at 2:45 PM
What did one plate say to the other plate? – Lunch is on me.
How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.
January 24, 2026 at 2:45 PM
How do you make a lemon drop? – Just let it fall.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
January 23, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? - Dung.
January 14, 2026 at 10:54 AM
What’s brown and sounds like a bell? - Dung.
What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.
January 13, 2026 at 12:48 PM
What did the fisherman say to the magician? – Pick a cod, any cod.
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? – Because they have a lot of spirit.
January 12, 2026 at 1:17 PM
Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders? – Because they have a lot of spirit.
Why was the stadium so hot? - Because all the fans left.
January 11, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Why was the stadium so hot? - Because all the fans left.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
January 10, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Why did the scarecrow win an award? – Because he was outstanding in his field.
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? – Because she’ll let it go.
January 9, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? – Because she’ll let it go.
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – Because they might crack up.
January 8, 2026 at 4:17 PM
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? – Because they might crack up.
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
January 7, 2026 at 11:20 AM
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire? – Frostbite.
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? - Because it ran out of juice.
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Why did the grape stop in the middle of the road? - Because it ran out of juice.
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? – 1Forrest1.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
What’s Forrest Gump’s password? – 1Forrest1.
What do you call a bear without any teeth? – A gummy bear.
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 AM
What do you call a bear without any teeth? – A gummy bear.
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? – Because they lactose.
What do you call a bear with no teeth? – A gummy bear.
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 AM
What do you call a bear with no teeth? – A gummy bear.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
January 1, 2026 at 11:23 AM
Why did the frog take the bus to work today? – His car got toad away.
Why was the math book sad? – Because it had too many problems.
December 28, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Why was the math book sad? – Because it had too many problems.
How do you organize a space party? - You planet.
December 27, 2025 at 11:19 AM
How do you organize a space party? - You planet.
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – In case he got a hole in one.
December 26, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? – In case he got a hole in one.
What do you call an alligator in a vest? - An investigator.
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
What do you call an alligator in a vest? - An investigator.